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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨diemartin@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

    Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

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  • CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Actual guess

    Check?

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    • PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Absolutely, it’s an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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      • Jojowski@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ideonek@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it's "cock".

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hopefully afterwards.

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    • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Glazed.

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  • theUwUhugger@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    :3

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  • EmilieEasie@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s phenomenal lol!

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  • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cuck?

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  • FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Check it out!

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