Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Check

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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  • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Except this is America and most spell it check.

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• bryndos@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Obviously "clock".
  It's a play on "time heals all wounds"

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  • Mangoholic@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But not cocks

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hard to tell at that age

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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• FrankFrankson@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chick cock

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

  Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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  • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cuck?

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  • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the correct answer

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• ideonek@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it's "cock".

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Glazed.

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hopefully afterwards.

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• FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Check it out!

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spot can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

    Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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    • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Carpentry?

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• CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actual guess

  Check?

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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    • Jojowski@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Absolutely, it’s an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke

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• theUwUhugger@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  :3

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• EmilieEasie@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s phenomenal lol!

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