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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PHP is the English of programming languages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In fact, a lot of the mess is concentrated on those little islands.

  How very dare you be so right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PHP is the English of programming languages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does herb start with an e?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PHP is the English of programming languages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Such as? We can pronounce “mirror” perfectly well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PHP is the English of programming languages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, when you said English and default I just assumed you were full colonial, and thought you meant simplified English, not British.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PHP is the English of programming languages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you mean it’s the US English.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reports: EA set to be sold to private investors for up to $50 billion⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they selling it one microtransaction at a time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer expected to announce plans for digital ID cards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not yet, I believe it’s in hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer expected to announce plans for digital ID cards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Will I need to use it to access websites?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the gold one for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But enough force to lift the trumpet perhaps?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So assuming the dolphin can keep it balanced, what’s the weight of a trumpet and the force of the air required to make a note?

  So many questions that I wasn’t expecting today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool, so it would have to be 1 then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whereas fish can play scales?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Carpentry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A guide for our friends outside the U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I will blame trigonometry, because orienteering says it’s the other way around.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A guide for our friends outside the U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that not -90f?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the UK government proposed to increase tax by 1% and make trains free would you be in favour?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never use trains, so no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I had realized how shitty the sound was in the MRI headphones I would not have asked for one of my favorite bands when they asked me what music I wanted⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, no metal in there

  What have they got against Iron Maiden?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify is finally launching support for lossless music streaming⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this just music, or will conspiracy theorists podcasts and other right wingers be in high res too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cinderella's Millennium Falcon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does it turn into at midnight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China criticises Australia, Canada warships in Taiwan Strait⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Never use Chinese made irony meters, they clearly don’t work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it just ChoMo s have their identity and address released to the media? I get for the kids but would also like to know if I am living next to a murderer or serial meth maker or whatever?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bit rude, they were only asking a question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, that was very impolite of me, I should have offered him to you first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, but it’s traditional for us to dump our unwanted over there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weather guy says it's about to sticky rain. But will be over in just a few minutes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sticky rain or golden shower?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Give birth to otters

  Growing a smelly tail

  Etc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are people young enough to not even remember Pokémon Red/Blue who are old enough to be parents now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are parents alive today who weren’t born when 9/11 happened. Or the day after on the 9th December.