Codpiece
@Codpiece@feddit.uk
- Comment on I've always thought THIS was unfair 1 week ago:
They don’t. They get the police to charge you instead.
- Comment on I've always thought THIS was unfair 1 week ago:
The maid might feel differently however.
- Comment on Having a rough morning. I'm still pondering the question about beavers, and my kid asks me THIS 1 week ago:
Because they don’t have shovels obviously.
Just pliers.
- Comment on Oldest evidence of deliberate fire use found in England 1 week ago:
- Comment on Are you able to access archive.org from where you are in the UK? 1 month ago:
Works for me, but did take a long time to resolve.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
Adjust cooking times as appropriate.
- Comment on Amazon unveils prototype AI smart glasses for its delivery drivers 1 month ago:
Will it help some of them to remember the Highway Code?
- Comment on Towns may have to be abandoned due to floods with millions more homes in Great Britain at risk 2 months ago:
If anything around here is to go by, rich Londoners are very happy to buy second homes near the lakes and the sea….
Build some new builds on fancy stilts and with some clever marketing you could be quids in. You could charge them extra for mooring boats.
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 2 months ago:
Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand???
- Comment on Landmark study shows 1.4m Britons have a gambling problem 2 months ago:
Not just Britain.
- Comment on Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK 2 months ago:
But yet people are still allowed to smoke?
- Celebrations as UK Government announces legal humanist marriages, but law change some way awayhumanists.uk ↗Submitted 2 months ago to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk | 0 comments
- Comment on PHP is the English of programming languages 2 months ago:
In fact, a lot of the mess is concentrated on those little islands.
How very dare you be so right.
- Comment on PHP is the English of programming languages 2 months ago:
Does herb start with an e?
- Comment on PHP is the English of programming languages 2 months ago:
Such as? We can pronounce “mirror” perfectly well.
- Comment on PHP is the English of programming languages 2 months ago:
Sorry, when you said English and default I just assumed you were full colonial, and thought you meant simplified English, not British.
- Comment on PHP is the English of programming languages 2 months ago:
I think you mean it’s the US English.
- Comment on Reports: EA set to be sold to private investors for up to $50 billion 2 months ago:
Are they selling it one microtransaction at a time?
- Comment on Keir Starmer expected to announce plans for digital ID cards 2 months ago:
Not yet, I believe it’s in hand.
- Comment on Keir Starmer expected to announce plans for digital ID cards 2 months ago:
Will I need to use it to access websites?
- Comment on Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand 2 months ago:
What’s the gold one for?
- Comment on Doot doot 2 months ago:
But enough force to lift the trumpet perhaps?
- Comment on Doot doot 2 months ago:
So assuming the dolphin can keep it balanced, what’s the weight of a trumpet and the force of the air required to make a note?
So many questions that I wasn’t expecting today.
- Comment on Doot doot 2 months ago:
Cool, so it would have to be 1 then?
- Comment on Doot doot 2 months ago:
Whereas fish can play scales?
- Comment on Doot doot 2 months ago:
It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds
- Comment on Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both 3 months ago:
Carpentry?
- Comment on Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both 3 months ago:
Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.
- Comment on A guide for our friends outside the U.S. 3 months ago:
I will blame trigonometry, because orienteering says it’s the other way around.
- Comment on A guide for our friends outside the U.S. 3 months ago:
Is that not -90f?