Codpiece

@Codpiece@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you able to access archive.org from where you are in the UK?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Works for me, but did take a long time to resolve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Adjust cooking times as appropriate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon unveils prototype AI smart glasses for its delivery drivers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Will it help some of them to remember the Highway Code?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Towns may have to be abandoned due to floods with millions more homes in Great Britain at risk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If anything around here is to go by, rich Londoners are very happy to buy second homes near the lakes and the sea….

  Build some new builds on fancy stilts and with some clever marketing you could be quids in. You could charge them extra for mooring boats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Landmark study shows 1.4m Britons have a gambling problem⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just Britain.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But yet people are still allowed to smoke?

• Celebrations as UK Government announces legal humanist marriages, but law change some way awayhumanists.uk ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PHP is the English of programming languages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In fact, a lot of the mess is concentrated on those little islands.

  How very dare you be so right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PHP is the English of programming languages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does herb start with an e?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PHP is the English of programming languages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Such as? We can pronounce “mirror” perfectly well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PHP is the English of programming languages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, when you said English and default I just assumed you were full colonial, and thought you meant simplified English, not British.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PHP is the English of programming languages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you mean it’s the US English.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reports: EA set to be sold to private investors for up to $50 billion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they selling it one microtransaction at a time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer expected to announce plans for digital ID cards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not yet, I believe it’s in hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer expected to announce plans for digital ID cards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Will I need to use it to access websites?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the gold one for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But enough force to lift the trumpet perhaps?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So assuming the dolphin can keep it balanced, what’s the weight of a trumpet and the force of the air required to make a note?

  So many questions that I wasn’t expecting today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool, so it would have to be 1 then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whereas fish can play scales?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Carpentry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A guide for our friends outside the U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I will blame trigonometry, because orienteering says it’s the other way around.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A guide for our friends outside the U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that not -90f?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the UK government proposed to increase tax by 1% and make trains free would you be in favour?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I never use trains, so no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I had realized how shitty the sound was in the MRI headphones I would not have asked for one of my favorite bands when they asked me what music I wanted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, no metal in there

  What have they got against Iron Maiden?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify is finally launching support for lossless music streaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this just music, or will conspiracy theorists podcasts and other right wingers be in high res too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cinderella's Millennium Falcon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What does it turn into at midnight?