Codpiece

@Codpiece@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the UK government proposed to increase tax by 1% and make trains free would you be in favour?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I never use trains, so no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I had realized how shitty the sound was in the MRI headphones I would not have asked for one of my favorite bands when they asked me what music I wanted⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, no metal in there

  What have they got against Iron Maiden?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify is finally launching support for lossless music streaming⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this just music, or will conspiracy theorists podcasts and other right wingers be in high res too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cinderella's Millennium Falcon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What does it turn into at midnight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China criticises Australia, Canada warships in Taiwan Strait⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never use Chinese made irony meters, they clearly don’t work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it just ChoMo s have their identity and address released to the media? I get for the kids but would also like to know if I am living next to a murderer or serial meth maker or whatever?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bit rude, they were only asking a question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, that was very impolite of me, I should have offered him to you first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, but it’s traditional for us to dump our unwanted over there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weather guy says it's about to sticky rain. But will be over in just a few minutes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sticky rain or golden shower?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Give birth to otters

  Growing a smelly tail

  Etc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are people young enough to not even remember Pokémon Red/Blue who are old enough to be parents now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are parents alive today who weren’t born when 9/11 happened. Or the day after on the 9th December.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call me...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Harvestman is kinky?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, Boston is 01205.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmm yes undoubtedly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you have to advertise in the local tongue. Should probably say English Toodah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If they wanted to do a gender-swapped Doctor Who, without it being the absolute pile of dogshit that is the BBC's current attempt, Fern Brady would be an immaculately perfect choice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve not once thought gender was ever an issue for the show. Having seen Jodie Whittaker in other things prior to Doctor Who, I was really looking forward to her taking over. Same for Ncuti, and I think they both did well given what they had to work with.

  I don’t think the writing was even that bad, except for the odd terrible episode, but all seasons had duffers. Changing too much too soon has affected it badly. It’s strayed too far from the previous family friendly show, possibly thanks to Disney and the need to explain it all to a new audience.

  We need a new Matt Smith-esque era.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmm yes undoubtedly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.

  My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y tho⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You need a stronger magnet at the front obviously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What? No relevant XKCD?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly a 1984 moment⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point. They should have all their colonisers and their descendants return to the origin of their ancestors and turn the land back over to the original owners, right? No one should still be benefitting from it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, too busy. Why can’t my manager fill you in on my current projects?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: US Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem publically bragged about killing her puppy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do I need to know this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man Gives Himself 19th Century Psychiatric Illness After Consulting With ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These days we call it bruhmism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone say "What ho!" anymore?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What ho old bean, I believe you might have meant Jeeves and Wooster, not old Bertie twice.

  Pip pip!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone interested?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t be, their girlfriend made them clean that one. This is a new one that smells of ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget to build one to Hawaii too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BBC investigates alleged cocaine use by two Strictly Come Dancing stars⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it Tess and Claudia? Live Blue Peter apology needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assange joins pro-Palestinian protest on Sydney Harbour Bridge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What gave it away?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?