Codpiece

@Codpiece@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone interested?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t be, their girlfriend made them clean that one. This is a new one that smells of ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget to build one to Hawaii too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BBC investigates alleged cocaine use by two Strictly Come Dancing stars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it Tess and Claudia? Live Blue Peter apology needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assange joins pro-Palestinian protest on Sydney Harbour Bridge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What gave it away?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reform UK selects candidate who was previously exposed for anti-Muslim social media posts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m shocked I tell you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You missed Korean Jesus

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KY man wakes during organ harvesting procedure, prompting federal investigation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! That was it, Repo Men.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KY man wakes during organ harvesting procedure, prompting federal investigation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good god, this is horrific!

  I’m having flashbacks to a movie where people had donated organs removed if they couldn’t keep up repayments, can anyone remember what it was called?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Human-level AI is not inevitable. We have the power to change course⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Human level? That’s not setting the bar very high. Surely the aim would be to surpass human, or why bother?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan sets new internet speed world record — 4 million times faster than average US speeds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, real Americans would measure it in rocks, or football fields or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’re in denial about Florida.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nurseries in England bring in Covid-style protocols as measles cases rise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is “get immunised” missing from the Do list?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe, but even that needs narrowing down. An American friend of mine says that the two coasts are relatively sensible and everyone in the states inbetween are utter fruitcakes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you narrow that down a bit before we book the ticket?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you still remember?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitheap.

  Mark 1 Volkswagen Polo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix uses AI effects for first time to cut costs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Netflix were outputting a lot of low quality shit before AI got involved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama Proxima⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans still won’t want to visit anywhere else…

• UK to lower voting age to 16www.bbc.co.uk ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But you already are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We face nationalisation if we’re not let off fines, Thames Water warns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t someone think of the shareholders and the poor management bonuses.

  Poor things, they must be down to their last few millions by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancient food are absurdly complicated.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not in Britain you don’t!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨England’s reservoirs at lowest level for a decade as experts call for hosepipe bans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fairly sure water companies don’t have anything to do with issuing oil drilling and exploration licenses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Royal Mail given go-ahead to scrap second-class post on Saturdays⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet all the fucking junk they keep stuffing through my letterbox is first class though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TikTok Is Reportedly Making a U.S. Version of the App⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if that would mean the rest of the world could choose to block the US version content.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank of England to redesign banknotes - and wants your help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely. Best get those graphic designers to help fix the economy.

• Bank of England to redesign banknotes - and wants your helpwww.bbc.co.uk ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t have time to get sponsorship to make a video for you, sorry.