Codpiece
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- Comment on Aside from possible allergy concerns, what's stopping people from grinding all the food waste into a mixed paste? 1 week ago:
This might pass US food standards, but I can imagine the rest of the world would have a few objections.
There’s too many factors over which there is virtually no control, such as other things ending up in the food bin. It would be classified as not fit for human consumption.
- Submitted 1 week ago to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk | 5 comments
- Comment on The FCC decided that all foreign-made consumer-grade Internet routers are prohibited from receiving FCC authorization and are therefore prohibited from being imported for use or sale in the US. 1 week ago:
First routers, then foreign operating systems, then cars…
- Comment on AI still doesn't work very well, businesses are faking it, and a reckoning is coming 2 weeks ago:
Maybe they were using AI to write it.
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 2 weeks ago:
Sigh. Another kick in the teeth for us bald folks.
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 2 weeks ago:
Well I do, they’re my fingers. And I washed them.
I’m not taking the gamble of using other peoples fingers.
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 2 weeks ago:
Neither. What’s wrong your fingers, not bourgeois enough for you?
- Comment on Why are flat earthers so badly harassed and ridiculed by globers? 3 weeks ago:
But it does matter.
It matters because it’s symptomatic of the kind of people who deliberately spread misinformation. Either because their mouths are bigger than their brains, or just because they’re utter c*nts.
- Comment on Why are flat earthers so badly harassed and ridiculed by globers? 3 weeks ago:
Because your argument implies that commercial airline pilots and anyone who has ever had anything to do with putting space craft and satellites in orbit is involved in a massive conspiracy.
And that’s just fucking insulting to anyone with an actual functioning braincell.
- Comment on Met Police raids Quaker meeting, 15 people arrested 4 weeks ago:
Someone’s going to be doing some porridge.
- Comment on BMW’s Newest “Innovation” is a Logo-Shaped Middle Finger to Right to Repair 1 month ago:
Oh no. Another reason to not buy a BMW.
- Comment on Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language? 1 month ago:
American.
- Comment on UK being ‘colonised by immigrants’, says Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe 1 month ago:
Yeah, has been for about the last ten thousands years. That’s why we’re all here.
- Comment on Labour risks election wipeout unless it improves Britain’s high streets, study finds 1 month ago:
I’m a bit confused on the whole high street thing. Surely it’s decaying because no one is using it, because it’s cheaper and more convenient to do it online or at a supermarket?
In which case would t throwing money at various assortments of charity shops, galleries, tea rooms be a waste of taxpayers money anyway?
- Comment on Pornhub to restrict access for UK users from February 2 months ago:
Are they pulling out?
- Comment on The BBC’s proposal to switch off Freeview is a threat to its universal service | Letter 2 months ago:
They’ll still have FM radios and fresh printed copies of yesterdays news.
- Comment on The BBC’s proposal to switch off Freeview is a threat to its universal service | Letter 2 months ago:
The flip side of this is the actually find out what people want to watch and when, and can spend budget accordingly.
- Comment on Homicides at lowest level in nearly 50 years, ONS says 2 months ago:
It feels like you should have some kind of achievement badge for that.
- Comment on Homicides at lowest level in nearly 50 years, ONS says 2 months ago:
That’s a lesson straight from Trumps Office of Made Up Statistics.
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- Comment on Almost a quarter of UK GPs are seeing obese children aged four and under 2 months ago:
Yeah. Fuck them for being able to afford it at the start and then prices going up and job losses leading to stress and broken homes. The bastards.
- Comment on Ex-Tory Home Secretary Braverman defects to Reform UK 2 months ago:
Fair point.
Maybe not Liz then. Maybe Priti Patel.
- Comment on Almost a quarter of UK GPs are seeing obese children aged four and under 2 months ago:
Yeah. Fuck those poor parents already living under the stigma of not being able to provide for their kids as the world is driven ever more to shit by people with an “I’m alright Jack” attitude.
- Comment on Ex-Tory Home Secretary Braverman defects to Reform UK 2 months ago:
Horrible person joins other horrible people in party with horrible policies.
I think they’re building up to the big one. It’ll be Truss next.
- Comment on Nearly Half of Young Londoners Plan to Leave Within 10 Years as Cost-of-Living Crisis Bites Hard 2 months ago:
Can we round up the ones who have managed to escape? The Cotswolds are infested with them.
- Comment on Ring Cameras Join Flock and Amazon to Now Create Direct Data Access for ICE 2 months ago:
How else can you have the pleasure of telling Jehovah’s Witnesses to go away when you’re not at home?
- Comment on What happens when the taps run dry? England is about to find out 2 months ago:
I think they mean “the REST of the country is about to find out”, because as a Thames water customer it’s already happened to me a several times.
- Comment on More than 60 Labour MPs urge Starmer to back under-16s social media ban 2 months ago:
So ban everyone from everything. I like it.
- Comment on More than 60 Labour MPs urge Starmer to back under-16s social media ban 2 months ago:
Can we round it up to under-30s?
- Comment on The Traitors Is Fake Scotland at Its Worst 2 months ago:
“ Encompassed by violent street gangs, neglectful parents, bullying teachers and a dearth of positive role models, a studious but emotionally abandoned kid turns thug.”
Sounds like a right laugh a minute, but I’m going to watch it. Thanks for the recommendation.