Codpiece
@Codpiece@feddit.uk
- Comment on Amazon unveils prototype AI smart glasses for its delivery drivers 1 day ago:
Will it help some of them to remember the Highway Code?
- Comment on Towns may have to be abandoned due to floods with millions more homes in Great Britain at risk 1 week ago:
If anything around here is to go by, rich Londoners are very happy to buy second homes near the lakes and the sea….
Build some new builds on fancy stilts and with some clever marketing you could be quids in. You could charge them extra for mooring boats.
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 2 weeks ago:
Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand???
- Comment on Landmark study shows 1.4m Britons have a gambling problem 2 weeks ago:
Not just Britain.
- Comment on Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK 2 weeks ago:
But yet people are still allowed to smoke?
- Celebrations as UK Government announces legal humanist marriages, but law change some way awayhumanists.uk ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk | 0 comments
- Comment on PHP is the English of programming languages 3 weeks ago:
In fact, a lot of the mess is concentrated on those little islands.
How very dare you be so right.
- Comment on PHP is the English of programming languages 3 weeks ago:
Does herb start with an e?
- Comment on PHP is the English of programming languages 3 weeks ago:
Such as? We can pronounce “mirror” perfectly well.
- Comment on PHP is the English of programming languages 3 weeks ago:
Sorry, when you said English and default I just assumed you were full colonial, and thought you meant simplified English, not British.
- Comment on PHP is the English of programming languages 3 weeks ago:
I think you mean it’s the US English.
- Comment on Reports: EA set to be sold to private investors for up to $50 billion 3 weeks ago:
Are they selling it one microtransaction at a time?
- Comment on Keir Starmer expected to announce plans for digital ID cards 4 weeks ago:
Not yet, I believe it’s in hand.
- Comment on Keir Starmer expected to announce plans for digital ID cards 4 weeks ago:
Will I need to use it to access websites?
- Comment on Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand 5 weeks ago:
What’s the gold one for?
- Comment on Doot doot 5 weeks ago:
But enough force to lift the trumpet perhaps?
- Comment on Doot doot 5 weeks ago:
So assuming the dolphin can keep it balanced, what’s the weight of a trumpet and the force of the air required to make a note?
So many questions that I wasn’t expecting today.
- Comment on Doot doot 5 weeks ago:
Cool, so it would have to be 1 then?
- Comment on Doot doot 5 weeks ago:
Whereas fish can play scales?
- Comment on Doot doot 5 weeks ago:
It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds
- Comment on Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both 5 weeks ago:
Carpentry?
- Comment on Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both 5 weeks ago:
Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.
- Comment on A guide for our friends outside the U.S. 5 weeks ago:
I will blame trigonometry, because orienteering says it’s the other way around.
- Comment on A guide for our friends outside the U.S. 5 weeks ago:
Is that not -90f?
- Comment on If the UK government proposed to increase tax by 1% and make trains free would you be in favour? 5 weeks ago:
I never use trains, so no.
- Comment on If I had realized how shitty the sound was in the MRI headphones I would not have asked for one of my favorite bands when they asked me what music I wanted 1 month ago:
Well, no metal in there
What have they got against Iron Maiden?
- Comment on Spotify is finally launching support for lossless music streaming 1 month ago:
Is this just music, or will conspiracy theorists podcasts and other right wingers be in high res too?
- Comment on Cinderella's Millennium Falcon 1 month ago:
What does it turn into at midnight?
- Comment on China criticises Australia, Canada warships in Taiwan Strait 1 month ago:
Never use Chinese made irony meters, they clearly don’t work.
- Comment on Why is it just ChoMo s have their identity and address released to the media? I get for the kids but would also like to know if I am living next to a murderer or serial meth maker or whatever? 1 month ago:
Bit rude, they were only asking a question.