Codpiece
@Codpiece@feddit.uk
- Comment on Y tho 4 days ago:
You need a stronger magnet at the front obviously.
- Comment on If I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier? 1 week ago:
What? No relevant XKCD?
- Comment on Truly a 1984 moment 1 week ago:
Good point. They should have all their colonisers and their descendants return to the origin of their ancestors and turn the land back over to the original owners, right? No one should still be benefitting from it.
- Comment on HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron 2 weeks ago:
Sorry, too busy. Why can’t my manager fill you in on my current projects?
- Comment on YSK: US Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem publically bragged about killing her puppy 2 weeks ago:
Why do I need to know this?
- Comment on Man Gives Himself 19th Century Psychiatric Illness After Consulting With ChatGPT 2 weeks ago:
These days we call it bruhmism.
- Comment on Does anyone say "What ho!" anymore? 2 weeks ago:
What ho old bean, I believe you might have meant Jeeves and Wooster, not old Bertie twice.
Pip pip!
- Comment on Anyone interested? 2 weeks ago:
Can’t be, their girlfriend made them clean that one. This is a new one that smells of ass.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget to build one to Hawaii too.
- Comment on BBC investigates alleged cocaine use by two Strictly Come Dancing stars 3 weeks ago:
Is it Tess and Claudia? Live Blue Peter apology needed.
- Comment on Assange joins pro-Palestinian protest on Sydney Harbour Bridge 3 weeks ago:
What gave it away?
- Comment on ‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know 3 weeks ago:
Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.
- Comment on ‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know 3 weeks ago:
Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?
- Comment on Reform UK selects candidate who was previously exposed for anti-Muslim social media posts 3 weeks ago:
I’m shocked I tell you.
- Comment on I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe! 3 weeks ago:
You missed Korean Jesus
- Comment on KY man wakes during organ harvesting procedure, prompting federal investigation 4 weeks ago:
Thanks! That was it, Repo Men.
- Comment on KY man wakes during organ harvesting procedure, prompting federal investigation 4 weeks ago:
Good god, this is horrific!
I’m having flashbacks to a movie where people had donated organs removed if they couldn’t keep up repayments, can anyone remember what it was called?
- Comment on Human-level AI is not inevitable. We have the power to change course 4 weeks ago:
Human level? That’s not setting the bar very high. Surely the aim would be to surpass human, or why bother?
- Comment on Japan sets new internet speed world record — 4 million times faster than average US speeds 5 weeks ago:
No, real Americans would measure it in rocks, or football fields or something.
- Comment on 'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave 5 weeks ago:
I think they’re in denial about Florida.
- Comment on Nurseries in England bring in Covid-style protocols as measles cases rise 5 weeks ago:
Why is “get immunised” missing from the Do list?
- Comment on 'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave 5 weeks ago:
Maybe, but even that needs narrowing down. An American friend of mine says that the two coasts are relatively sensible and everyone in the states inbetween are utter fruitcakes.
- Comment on 'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave 5 weeks ago:
Can you narrow that down a bit before we book the ticket?
- Comment on Do you still remember? 5 weeks ago:
Shitheap.
Mark 1 Volkswagen Polo.
- Comment on Netflix uses AI effects for first time to cut costs 5 weeks ago:
Netflix were outputting a lot of low quality shit before AI got involved.
- Comment on Panama Proxima 5 weeks ago:
Americans still won’t want to visit anywhere else…
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk | 30 comments
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
But you already are.
- Comment on We face nationalisation if we’re not let off fines, Thames Water warns 5 weeks ago:
Won’t someone think of the shareholders and the poor management bonuses.
Poor things, they must be down to their last few millions by now.
- Comment on Ancient food are absurdly complicated. 1 month ago:
Not in Britain you don’t!
