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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pregnant and post-pregnant

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    • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pregnant and postgnant.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mpreg is really getting popular eh

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Actually in order (assuming the second is a person holding a child they themselves birthed): antepartum, prepartum, and peripartum.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So I need to give my seat to:

  • People with permanent erections.
  • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
  • The pregnant.
  • Those who’re in the process of giving birth.

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  • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it’s tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

  😂

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  • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How do you think he injured his arm?

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He injured it on his massive erection 😢

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! :D

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• callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1. Get erect.
  2. Get mounted.
  3. Get preggo.
  4. Give birth.

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• NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just because the person with 2 injured arms is on the train, it doesn’t mean I’m obliged to perform his mother’s duties.

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• stinerman@midwest.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A story in 4 acts.

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Old age and piles, bad ending

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can’t work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because it’s an edited “haha sex” boomer meme

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    • salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why is Kevin Hart on that persons lap? -The Rock (probably)

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  • KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Looking at the texture of the ink, I’m pretty sure this copy of the pic has been edited to add the pregnant belly to the last one.

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    • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not sure how you can see the texture of anything under all that jpeg deep frying.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Epstein Air

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• RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  P

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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