IhaveCrabs111

@IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe as Chinese EV rival BYD's triple⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just too complex for you. You’ll never understand things like regression charts, Fibonacci patterns and crime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coinbase CEO explains why he fired engineers who didn’t try AI immediately⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard he doesn’t return his trolley

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priority seating indeed.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working at fast food and constantly dealing with this kind of stuff⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The responsible action would be to thrown deep fryer oil on them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stunning new data reveals 140% layoff spike in July, with almost half connected to AI and 'technological updates'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the cause of the most of the layoffs then? Or am I not reading the headline right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not too late to undo all the times you jerked off

  Wait

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big things happening in the 3D print community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes once

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude is all class. I now have new life goals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No more than 6 rashers per day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I ever get a girlfriend I’m going to use this all the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m either confused or worried about C

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Turn up your brightness dumb dumb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social media has turned to s🔲t because of all the censoring ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I fucking hate that shit. It’s the fucking internet for cunts sake. I’ll swear up a fucking storm all the fuck I want

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While you took a shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No one thinks you did that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it makes you feel better they probably took a shit and then wrote in your birthday card.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US condemns French inquiry into Elon Musk's social media platform X/Twitter.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hasn’t Elon been found multiple times suppressing people who say things he doesn’t like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting 'laid off' probably sounds pretty sexy to someone who doesn't know what it actually means⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you talking about someone taking a shit on you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting 'laid off' probably sounds pretty sexy to someone who doesn't know what it actually means⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was 16 I got laid off by a 72 year old lady who ran the local fish and chip shop. In my defence I was drunk at the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Executive Order:AI must agree on the Administration views on Sex,Race, cant mention what they deem to be Critical Race Theory,Unconscious Bias,Intersectionality,Systemic Racism or "Transgenderism⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you talking about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tech companies are always foaming at the mouth to get more data. Yes they know who you are but what do you think, how do you feel, how do you move? The only way to go is to get richer data. This satisfies that addiction. You really think mark Zuckerberg won’t use this against you if he can?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inflation outpaces wage growth for over 40% of Americans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So about 50% above and 50% below?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it doesn’t get used for bad purposes it is very cool yes. So no it’s not cool at all. It’s fucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House unveils sweeping plan to “win” global AI race through deregulation⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Enabled by the dumbest voter base in history

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switzerland plans surveillance worse than US⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’ll be a clause that banks are exempt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Drinking bleach works for me but I wouldn’t recommend it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Coldplay actually sounds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No nobody. All the massive crowds and millions of albums they’ve sold aren’t real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you i'm closing my eyes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try but this is obviously just another attempt to distract from epsteins list. Still amazing though!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age + BUN = Lasix dose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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  No one’s concerned about this??