Heaven is boring as Hell
heaven
Submitted 8 months ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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thefluffiest@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Matriks404@lemmy.world 8 months ago
[scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179](It is.)
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan’s place.
The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
i mean yeah. that’s so gauche. i’m gonna dunk him in the bee tank
CXORA@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
phx@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
short people cannot reach heaven. Without a stepstool
Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s why I always carry my stilts with me, in case of an accident
sundray@lemmus.org 8 months ago
Can’t wait to go to that wonderful place with all the burning and poking!
HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
I know that Grok went Nazi but Gemini going fundie wasn’t on my bingo card.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 months ago
Sorry kids.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s ok, Uncle Roger.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Tja@programming.dev 8 months ago
How much pork are we talking about…?
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
four
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Time for me to get a tattoo and eat more pork.
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!
Aeao@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I mean … It’s not because they are short … Have you met short people? They are little demons.
expatriado@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Martin Short is haram
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 8 months ago
Damn, was not expecting this full frontal assault on me today
Pandantic@midwest.social 8 months ago
Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 months ago
You just rediscovered Dark Calvinism
Pandantic@midwest.social 8 months ago
Yo, I like this.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
*c/ketodrunk
This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.
halvar@lemy.lol 8 months ago
you can’t climb the ladder to heaven if you’re short since the rungs are too far apart
salty_chief@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Spending eternity as the taint third of a three person centaur does not sound like paradise.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Some guy at the business factory tell you that?
someguy3@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
NO SUCH THING
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 months ago
gonna be some pretty sick BBQ in hell bro, you sure you don’t wanna be there?