A fair punishment for the obscene hoarding of wealth

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• CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This isn’t right - this all assumes he gets to keep his money. Now take $1500/month in rent, $200 in food, SS, sales tax, etc.

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  • Witchfire@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He has to build up his wealth with post-tax, post-rent money made using minimum wage. Hope he likes rice and lentils

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    • SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No more ducking avocado toasts for you, Jeff! Who’s laughing now?

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    • TheRedSpade@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gotta cap him on the hours every few weeks too. Don’t want him hitting full-time status.

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  • logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So, basically, we’re just living in hell right now.

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      First time?

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  • Wolf314159@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The et cetera: Shouldn’t be allowed to work overtime either. And they should get taxed more if they work a second job, so only 40 hours per week. Attach ridiculous fees to any attempt at saving money in a bank, can’t have their money earning interest for them. They should also be in a high cost of living part of hell with no public transportation. And they should be forced to buy their own safety equipment. They should have to pay for healthcare out of pocket, no good health insurance. And they should be penalized for aging the same way too, with new billionaires coming in cheaper and forcing them out of their position and making their experience a liability in finding new work. Let’s throw in some inflation to keeps things spicy. An HOA that is constantly fighting them and won’t let them grow food. How about random detentions and beatings for being the wrong shade in the wrong part of hell town, the part they work in. And they should never be allowed to forget for one moment what they had in life and how they squandered it on petty selfish things.

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  • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And, it should be treated like a loan, with the interest frontloaded.

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    $200/week in food. Also through in gas money for his area.

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  • ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t forget inflation on top of all that!

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol I saw someone do the math where he was only allowed to keep a penny a day. I mean I don’t think you need to pay rent of eat in hell. You probably just get tortured non stop after doing some awful grueling repetitive work like breaking rocks. That’s better than he deserves.

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• cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  kombucha girl meme, first panel captioned “billionaires’ life extension fantasies”, second panel “the 10 million year gulag it would let us put them in”

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty telling that they’re depending on their money to save them from death

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yup. These people don’t change, because humanity hasn’t, and these cancerous tumors appear here and then. 🤷

      Surah Al-Humaza describes it too: “Woe to every slanderer, backbiter. He thinks that his wealth will make him eternal. Never! He will be thrown into the Destroyer.”

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• 60d@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  money he made

  money he stole

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck, ill edit it, that is the truth.

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• vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah he should only get part time employment with hours that constantly change for no reason.

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    24/7 manual bull semen extraction at minimum wage for servers tips allowed but only acceptable tips are bull semen.

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• ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  With this punishment, Bezos will eventually escape hell. That’s not fair to the rest of us.

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Human civilization most likely wont be here anymore in 9 million+ years at the rate we are “progressing”

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    • darkishgrey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But Hell is eternal. 9 million years or 15 million years is barely a drop in the infinite bucket.

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• Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is no justice after death. The only way to make things right is to make them right now.

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the tool song “jerk off”

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• roofuskit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No overtime. We’re going to slap the word “Manager” in his title so he doesn’t qualify.

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  • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chief Executive Manager of Sanitation Operations a.k.a. the one fucking janitor in an endlessly big hospital. Have fun Jeffy

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why wait until he’s dead? In my world, he can start this regimen tomorrow.

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have my vote

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• GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your calculations are gross income. He should also have to pay Satan his tax, as well as pay for food and housing. With all that, he would have very little saved and take much longer.

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• FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Elon: “Do I get to start with a few million like on Earth?”

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  • crandlecan@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Computer says no 👍

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    • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The computer is unfortunately down, you will need to call our toll free line to get in touch with a live representative…. After being queued through our patent pending AI filtration system (hosted by Amazon web services!) to properly sort your query all before sitting on hold listening to Nickleback and Benson Boone songs on shuffle/repeat

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• Wolf@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck being nice, he doesn’t even get bathroom breaks and has to pee in a bottle. His paycheck should include all the taxes that we plebs have to pay, and at a Trumpian tax rate. Matter of fact the amount he has to earn back should include all of the tax he didn’t pay when he was alive.

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  • Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also don’t forget, needing to pay rent and pay for food, car, insurance, medical emergencies, oh maybe even an EpiPen and insulin. Also don’t forget the credit card debt payments.

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No bottle, maybe a diaper.

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Im no religious person, but given this afterlife punishment has an end to it (once he finally finishes working all those hours), wouldn’t this be more a purgatory than a hell?

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  • Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Naa because after working really hard and doing everything he’s supposed to do he’ll find out it’s all a big lie and he will be staying right there at the bottom, forever.

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No because after he accumulates all the wealth he had in life he just gets to be eternally tortured like every one else but with a useless collection of acquired wealth

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• Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This makes me wish hell was real.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Unfortunately i only Cropped the crop😖

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• Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Let him work a server job where he gets paid $3 an hour and nobody gives him tips.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If we assume Hell isn’t real and dead people don’t exist, it means we’ll have to create our own justice.

  But since billionaires are pretty consistent tyrants (exceptions exist, but they’re rare) we should just have an intervention after the tenth million.

  Then the additonal money in circulation can be used to post-scarcity up our society so that everyone gets a burger and a milkshake whenever they want one.

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• Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thankfully, hell is real and the vast majority of billionaires are going there.

  Matthew 19:24

  Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You missed the best part where christ is being asked how to achieve salvation and he answers basically sell all your possessions and donate all of the money from them to the poor then you will know righteousness.

    But yeah, christ was jewish and most orthodox jews don’t believe in hell. Hell became a punishment within the myth of judaism after Alexander the great Hellenized the levant and greek culture mixed in so the concept of Haedes integrated into the myth. Before this as is said in genesis the punishment for sin was just death and really within the adam and eve creation myth eve’s consumption of the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil was not only a tool of misogyny to blame it on women but also just the vehicle to explain why human beings die.

    But hell is the most illogical idea of what happens after we die because science has already proven all matter and energy are recycled to maintain equilibrium so reincarnations is a far more likely reality than eternal suffering by a petty being that is supposed to love his creation but also abuses us worse than the wife in an arranged marriage during the eighteenth century

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You missed the best part where christ is being asked how to achieve salvation and he answers basically sell all your possessions and donate all of the money from them to the poor then you will know righteousness.

      Incredibly based.

      But yeah, christ was jewish and most orthodox jews don’t believe in hell.

      Orthodox judaism and the Judaism that Christ followed are completely different religions.

      But hell is the most illogical idea of what happens after we die because science

      Our idea of science is only regarding the material world.

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I find this unreasonably hard and totally unjust. It should be capped at around 8.5 Million years. Cut this guy some slack you horribly mean monster!

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  • Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • crandlecan@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you a commi?? 🧐🧐

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