FenderStratocaster
@FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world
- Comment on Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn 1 week ago:
In Soviet Russia, wife fucks you!
- Comment on Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn 1 week ago:
Hey, part of growing and learning is understanding that failure is only a step in the process. Keep at it, brother. When making jokes, I always try to remember this: “If you’re going to be offensive, make sure you are more funny than you are offensive. Just being offensive isn’t funny.”
Now get back in there and make some god damn jokes.
- Comment on Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn 1 week ago:
Dude, I thought we were just out here making jokes and you come through with whatever that was.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I wanted to go to that one too, but it didn’t work out.
- Comment on Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn 1 week ago:
Hey, if you can get her to do it, more power to ya.
- Comment on Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn 1 week ago:
Keep this shit up and I’ll have to go back to having sex with my wife.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I mean, it’s not like you would have known, but good on you for giving the guy a chance.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I saw Charley Crockett last summer and a guy named Drayton Farley opened for him. I’m not a huge Drayton Farley fan.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I like this tool too: www.music-map.com
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Theses are great suggestions. Thank you.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
How would I find new music?
- Comment on Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice. 4 weeks ago:
Why? I’m paying for them to do it. You don’t crank one out before getting a happy ending.
- Comment on If animals could speak English in what foreign accent do you think that a certain species would certainly have ? 5 weeks ago:
In my mind Grizzly Bears sound like Maggie Smith.
- Comment on E Ink goes mobile with budget eye-friendly smartphone 1 month ago:
We’re all faulted. I forgive you.
- Comment on E Ink goes mobile with budget eye-friendly smartphone 1 month ago:
Brother, did you read the article?
3,300-mAh battery will “maintain a charge for a remarkably long time” – though doesn’t actually specify how long that might be.
- Comment on What's the best way to ease getting back in shape after years of little to no exercise? 1 month ago:
Fill up milk jugs with water
- Comment on TikTok may become more right-wing as China signals approval for US sale 1 month ago:
May? Trump said he’s giving his son the CEO job.
- Comment on Nearly 90% of Windows Games now run on Linux, latest data shows — as Windows 10 dies, gaming on Linux is more viable than ever 1 month ago:
Can you install your own package manager? Are there established quality ones?
Thanks for this btw
- Comment on Nearly 90% of Windows Games now run on Linux, latest data shows — as Windows 10 dies, gaming on Linux is more viable than ever 1 month ago:
Dude, we don’t know what you just said. Lol
- Comment on Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world? 1 month ago:
I would murder everyone if it weren’t for those pesky laws!
- Comment on Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more 1 month ago:
Did it take all of your brain cell to type that comment?
- Comment on Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more 1 month ago:
k
- Comment on Apple’s Next-Gen AirPods with Brainwave Monitoring 1 month ago:
It does collect data to provide services and show targeted ads within its own platforms. So, my third point still rings true.
- Comment on Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more 1 month ago:
That’s how the archive works, dude. You aren’t giving them clicks at all. The article says the exact opposite. Here you sit, angry and misinformed and all you had to do was exercise your brain just a tiny little bit. You are the midwit that reddit breeds, lil guy.
- Comment on Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more 1 month ago:
I just want to explain that the author did say that. This was a quote from a University of Maryland professor. The very next paragraph of the article starts with:
"To be sure, financial averages are just that. A sizable share of this generation is worse-off than their parents were. Young men in particular are struggling in the labor market. And some of the traditional goals of adulthood really have become more difficult to achieve. "
- Comment on Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more 1 month ago:
Again, I wasn’t aware that this was your first time on the internet. It’s in this thread multiple times. archive.ph/oM5UV
- Comment on Apple’s Next-Gen AirPods with Brainwave Monitoring 1 month ago:
I know this is the science community, not the corpo bashing community, but you’ve got to be a real sucker to buy into this one. One I don’t trust it will be accurate, as it says. Two, they can use your data and sell it. Three, they can forge your results and push you towards purchases to “fix” you.
- Comment on Fallout 4: Anniversary Edition - Reveal Trailer 1 month ago:
Coming this Christmas: Skyrim Re-re-re-re-release HD Remodeled Refinished Redone Redux Remastered Anniversary Birthday Re-release.
- Comment on Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more 1 month ago:
Oh, sorry. I was under the impression you had the internet.
