crandlecan

@crandlecan@mander.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would be crazy if someone died of a heart attack while crowd surfing and hundreds of people just unwittingly pushed a corpse around.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  :) I have to give you this one 🫣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would be crazy if someone died of a heart attack while crowd surfing and hundreds of people just unwittingly pushed a corpse around.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When you die, you’ll lack pincher and blatter control. The result will be obvious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user data⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  frantically starts flipping Bible passages

  No no, wait, hol’ up there!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft's AI wants to be your medical middleman, but is a "Secure by Design" promise really enough for Copilot?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  duck.com would like a word with you 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft's AI wants to be your medical middleman, but is a "Secure by Design" promise really enough for Copilot?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Computer says “no” 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user data⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Helping them right over the cliff 🤘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user data⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have my upvote and jack off 🖕😡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning: Your AI-Generated Password Is a Major Security Risk. Here’s What to Use Instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright then, Tobis, it was fun speaking to you 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning: Your AI-Generated Password Is a Major Security Risk. Here’s What to Use Instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  0000!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning: Your AI-Generated Password Is a Major Security Risk. Here’s What to Use Instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1234?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning: Your AI-Generated Password Is a Major Security Risk. Here’s What to Use Instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What are some strings I could add to my passwords to hopefully prevent their darknet spread just a little bit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning: Your AI-Generated Password Is a Major Security Risk. Here’s What to Use Instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit 😩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning: Your AI-Generated Password Is a Major Security Risk. Here’s What to Use Instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me test that

  JsfJhdYhb57’j4++€€djF

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning: Your AI-Generated Password Is a Major Security Risk. Here’s What to Use Instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me! Me! Me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Internet Archive Faces Copyright Lawsuit Over 'Myspace Dragon Hoard'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  😂🙏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Internet Archive Faces Copyright Lawsuit Over 'Myspace Dragon Hoard'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Republican Boomer Douche?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Internet Archive Faces Copyright Lawsuit Over 'Myspace Dragon Hoard'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What an asshole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia in read-only mode following mass admin account compromise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You want even more Management?? 😨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Neat 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do drug dogs ever get addicted when working or during training?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Daaamn! I though you were referencing Scooby but you weren’t kidding, McGruff was the real deal!

  McGruff the Crime Dog was sentenced to 16 years in prison stemming from a 2011 arrest in which police seized 1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons – including a grenade launcher – and 9,000 rounds of ammunition from his home, reports CBS Houston.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This long-term data storage will last 14 billion years⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any number I could call?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This long-term data storage will last 14 billion years⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the spirit! 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This long-term data storage will last 14 billion years⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Truth 👏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This long-term data storage will last 14 billion years⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean porn, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This long-term data storage will last 14 billion years⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's Agentic AI wipes user's entire HDD without permission in catastrophic failure⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the way 👌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's Agentic AI wipes user's entire HDD without permission in catastrophic failure⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Still?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was diagnosed with early onset dementia and alzhimers. Is there safe guards I can put it up so I don't screw or kill anyone? Like who do I contact about being denied to own a gun?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my… That’s horrible, I wish you well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bring your own rice please. We ain’t socialists!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We have an internship ready for you 👍