DJ Qualls:
Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
Submitted 5 weeks ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
db2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’d watch that though.
pyre@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s for the spoof lol
criss_cross@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you’re waiting for him to do his “awkward teenager” character.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 week ago
They should do something like “Young Indiana Jones” but for Bond. He’s an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.
Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Haha, came here to say that too.
sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Steven Segal
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
blarghly@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.
Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.
HerbSolo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
yeah but it’s almost cheating. Sagall is the worst choice, the question almost doesn’t matter
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Steven Segal
db2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
pyre@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 weeks ago
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Adam Sandler
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
I mean, he’s done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.
Watch Uncut Gems if you don’t believe me that his range is incredible.
Only problem is his age would mean you’d have to set him as a retired Bond.
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
tomenzgg@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I’d boycott the film but I could see it working.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I thought of another one:
*Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are…Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they’re ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
Kraiden@kbin.earth 5 weeks ago
[deleted]Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Thanks. I had blissfully forgotten about this.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I thought that movie was pretty decent actually.
Taleya@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
And it’s fucking hilarious
Snailpope@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Danny Davito
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
… ok but they could make a legit Bond movie (within the Bond universe and everything) but cast the whole gang in it (the four of them on the “good” side ofc, maybe Waitress as the villain.
socsa@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.
Pat@feddit.nu 5 weeks ago
I thought it was WORST, not BEST!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Whatever is the opposite is this answer is what op was looking for.
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Jared Leto
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You win 🤢
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
James Corden.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Perfect
Dasus@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Rowan Atkinson
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
You had to pick the worst, not the best!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Already done: Johnny English
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Black Adder will always be better than any Bond
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.
Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting. Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and doing without a threatening ton.”
squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
John Oliver
Landless2029@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
Dasus@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
salty_chief@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The pedophile?
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
fits perfectly for the role
Schorsch@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.
KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
Heikki2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Steven Segal
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Roger Moore
FUCK YOU I WON’T TAKE IT BACK
user6527@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Seth Green
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
gal gadot
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Gilbert Godfreid
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Andy Dick.
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
dwayne johnson the rock
Nangijala@feddit.dk 5 weeks ago
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
Taleya@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Gilbert gottfried
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Pauly Shore still acting?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Rosanne Barr
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
Jack Black
Troy00@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
LOL, just thinking about is too funny,
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.