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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SassyRamen@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Andy Dick.

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But he did that undercover thing in a bar, just like James Bond would!

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I did not need another reason to hate Andy Dick, but I sincerely appreciate the contribution to it. Phil Hartman was gone too soon. John Lovitz was a hero for slamming Andy Dick’s head into a bar.

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  • WraithGear@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neil Breen… remember, eyes on Breen

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.

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  • WiseScorpio@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Michael Cena

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  • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seth Rogan

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  • mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Liam Neeson

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  • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it’s not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe! Oh wow I really suck at this.

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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  • pachrist@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.

    James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he’d take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.

    So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.

    Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.

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    • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That last line, lmfao

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  • Heikki2@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Steven Segal

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    • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp… cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly

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  • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.

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    • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You got a petition going?

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      • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m too lazy xD

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  • Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    adam sandler

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito

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  • Surp@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Leslie Jones would be a disaster

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Logan Paul

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  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Matt Lucas.

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  • tino@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Woody Harrelson

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ronald Reagan. not like when he was alive either.

    dig up his corpse and make the fuckin movie.

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The President as an actor?!

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        1000001825

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fern Brady

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    • CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have I met these henchmen before?

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  • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    John Oliver

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d watch the fuck out of that.

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, now, wait a minute…!

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  • lepinkainen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gabourey Sidibe

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kevin Sorbo

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  • Trollivier@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kevin Costner

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  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    kevin hart would be entertaining.

    i find jared leto hard to imagine in the role.

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  • Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you’re dead

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    • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d watch a “weekend at Bernie’s” Bond flick starring the dessicated corpse of Marlon Brando. However bad it is, I’ve seen worse.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shaq

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh man, I almost want him to try xD

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rob Schneider

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    • tryagain@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Adam Sandler!

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it’d be hella entertaining.

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d watch it

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      • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “So anyway I started blasting,” said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.

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  • Vupware@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Timothee Chalamet.

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  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kal El no

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mayim Bialik

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