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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Kevin Sorbo

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• KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.

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  • Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shit, didn’t have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I’d still watch the shit out of it.

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• Trollivier@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kevin Costner

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• leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  kevin hart would be entertaining.

  i find jared leto hard to imagine in the role.

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• Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you’re dead

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• sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Steven Segal

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.

      Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.

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• Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shaq

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Oh man, I almost want him to try xD

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• callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jared Leto

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You win 🤢

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  James Corden

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  DJ Qualls:

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d watch that though.

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    sun-dried Tobey Maguire

    (just a joke i like him more than Tobey)

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s for the spoof lol

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• RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jack Black

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  • Troy00@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    LOL, just thinking about is too funny,

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.

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• dechnically@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  gal gadot

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• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you’re waiting for him to do his “awkward teenager” character.

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  • Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Haha, came here to say that too.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can’t decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it’d be hella entertaining.

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d watch it

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gilbert Godfreid

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    (As a zombie)

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• pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Larry David.

  Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl

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  • GoodMonson@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.

    Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting. Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and doing without a threatening ton.”

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• Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  William Shatner

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Got a shovel?

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    • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      uh… Shatner is still alive…

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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mayim Bialik

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Rosanne Barr

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That laugh. That god damned laugh.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Someone write a scene where Rosanne sexually harasses M’s secretary.

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• superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Steven Segal

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair

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• IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kal El no

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jeremy Clarkson.

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would unironically watch this once a week.

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• HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Adam Sandler

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, he’s done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.

    Watch Uncut Gems if you don’t believe me that his range is incredible.

    Only problem is his age would mean you’d have to set him as a retired Bond.

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  • EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

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• Mescalito@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Carrot Top

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• SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  My pick for the new James Bond

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  • tomenzgg@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I’d boycott the film but I could see it working.

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• tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  James Corden.

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  • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Perfect

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah. Beat me to it.

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gilbert gottfried

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  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    *yelling Iago voice*
    MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    (As a zombie)

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I didn’t say best for the role!

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I thought of another one:

  *Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are…Jane Bond(s)

  (Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they’re ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)

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  • Kraiden@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Melissa McCarthy has already kinda done that

    Spy (2015)

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I thought that movie was pretty decent actually.

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    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thanks. I had blissfully forgotten about this.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And it’s fucking hilarious

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• CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jesse Eisenberg.

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Rob Schneider

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