DJ Qualls:
Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
Submitted 1 month ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d watch that though.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s for the spoof lol
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you’re waiting for him to do his “awkward teenager” character.
Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Haha, came here to say that too.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
They should do something like “Young Indiana Jones” but for Bond. He’s an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.
sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Steven Segal
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.
Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.
HerbSolo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
yeah but it’s almost cheating. Sagall is the worst choice, the question almost doesn’t matter
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Steven Segal
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Adam Sandler
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
I mean, he’s done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.
Watch Uncut Gems if you don’t believe me that his range is incredible.
Only problem is his age would mean you’d have to set him as a retired Bond.
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 month ago
I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I’d boycott the film but I could see it working.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought of another one:
*Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are…Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they’re ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
Kraiden@kbin.earth 1 month ago
[deleted]Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Thanks. I had blissfully forgotten about this.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought that movie was pretty decent actually.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 month ago
And it’s fucking hilarious
Snailpope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Danny Davito
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
… ok but they could make a legit Bond movie (within the Bond universe and everything) but cast the whole gang in it (the four of them on the “good” side ofc, maybe Waitress as the villain.
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.
Pat@feddit.nu 1 month ago
I thought it was WORST, not BEST!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Whatever is the opposite is this answer is what op was looking for.
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Jared Leto
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You win 🤢
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
James Corden.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Perfect
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Rowan Atkinson
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 month ago
You had to pick the worst, not the best!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Already done: Johnny English
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Black Adder will always be better than any Bond
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.
Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting. Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and doing without a threatening ton.”
squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 month ago
John Oliver
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
salty_chief@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The pedophile?
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
fits perfectly for the role
Schorsch@feddit.org 1 month ago
Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.
KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Roger Moore
FUCK YOU I WON’T TAKE IT BACK
user6527@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Seth Green
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 month ago
I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.
Heikki2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Steven Segal
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
gal gadot
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gilbert Godfreid
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 1 month ago
dwayne johnson the rock
Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 month ago
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Gilbert gottfried
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Pauly Shore still acting?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Rosanne Barr
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
adam sandler
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Jack Black
Troy00@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
LOL, just thinking about is too funny,
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.