Oatmeal

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• Vinstaal0@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bread

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• m4xie@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Antidepressants

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nice

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• AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Raisin.

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• tungsten5@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

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  • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What did the bad hamster do to you?

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    • tungsten5@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was about 4-5 yrs old and my parents got a hamster for my brother and me. Being little kids we gave it the creative name of Mr. Hamster. The only actual memory I have of Mr. Hamster is when he stabbed me in the fucking back.

      I picked him up one day and he ran up my shirt sleeve and bit me on the arm. I started to bleed and it scared me so I knocked him off of me and ran to my mom crying. In later years my then step-brother got a hamster. Guess what happened? Unprovoked, the fucker bit me and drew blood. I saw the evil in its soul that day. He bit all of us (brothers and parents) many times. We tried to be nice to him to show him that we mean no harm but it didnt matter. He would bite us just to be cruel. Many years later I went to a pet store and saw the hamsters there. I thought I would try my luck again. I spent some time trying to be nice to the hamsters and gently pet them. They bit me. From my experience, all they do is bite and be useless. Avoid hamsters. They are evil. Good riddance Mr. Hamster

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    • SirQuack@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exist

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• iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pot roast.

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• Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Guinea pig.

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Found the Peruvian. 😅

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think “Meatloaf” is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

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• hubobes@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hi Adobo 🥰

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• Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

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• barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

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  • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But pussy isn’t!

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cheesy fries

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• valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tendies

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• manigordo@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  sandwich!

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lacey’s macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies

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• SoloCritical@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’s good because he’s been promoted to admiral and is on the nimitz

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• xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Piyaya

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as “the space shuttle”. How about Mr. Shuttle?

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• KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rib sammich

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why would I eat a hamster’s name?

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hamter

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• potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  crackers

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• DaneGerous@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Entire family size bag of Doritos.

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• JakenVeina@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bacon Cheeseburger.

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• CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A bag of dicks

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• fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Piattos

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• JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meat stick.

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• Darkscryber@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kuiy!!

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• owsei@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  brazilian french bread with salami

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• NastyNative@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Short rib

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• Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Xarelto”, or alternatively “cereal with sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, crushed peanuts, raisins, dried cranberries, and Greek yogurt” if medicine doesn’t count.

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