Vitamins are good but idk....

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cucumbers are better for…uhh…vitamin D? idk

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    IDK, this carrot looks rich in vitamin D

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think in the future, you should use the version with “my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it.”

    It’s a better punchline imo.

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What about being sexual abused by a older family member makes it a better punchline?

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• MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister’s dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner without anyone finding out and I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn’t mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Well, it probably smelled better than it was, so quite lucky.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

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  • CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck what a terrible day to have eyes.

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    • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I curse the day I learned to read.

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  • Karjalan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “accidentally”

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  • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    e_e

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• hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.

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• smegger@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There are no bites in that carrot. I’d avoid touching it

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  • sramder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Smell it … if you dare.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bugs Bunny

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• molten@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’d eat it. I don’t mind leftovers and I hate waste.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it might be that it wasn’t used for eating

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

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  • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you seen the price of dildos? I can’t blame people for getting creative with household objects!

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  • Vinstaal0@feddit.nl ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Accident and emergency people?

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    • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think it is accident and emergency wards

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• Hikuro93@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫

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• dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Give it a nibble. You might like it.

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.

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• DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine… I’m sure…

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• MuskyMelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t think that’s for eating

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• sramder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nobody.

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