sramder

@sramder@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What really bakes my noodle is according to 2CB-guy… and let’s just call him the giraffe, the other half of the rink was rented out for a swingers party that same night.

  Bunch of mattresses and blankets on the floor… and, well… swingers doing their thing.

  Good Times© 😝

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man! Here goes:

  I’m with a bunch of friends at a rave in Mountain View maybe (Mid 90’s Bay Area, CA, USA) and it’s at a roller rink so they have a full concession stand.

  Most of us are on E, which the dealer warned us was a little fresh i.e. damp so we should let it dry a bit if we were going to put it up our noses —which we did not. But he’s also get 2CB which one of my friends really wanted to try.

  FF a few hours, we’ve a peaked and a kind of wandering around. We go and check out the concession stand, most of us get some kind of candy and water, I had a 4 foot RedVine wrapped around my neck… 2CB guy gets 2 hotdogs and a Mountain Dew™

  Walking off to find a spot to rest 2CB guy gets confronted by this tiny little hippie chick. One hand in the middle of his chest she traces the outline of a house with the other, making sure to flick each nipple.

  She then says “This is your body. Your body is the temple!” She points at the remaining hotdog and says, “This is the animal, the animal does not belong in the temple!”

  My buddy looks her right in the eyes and pretty much eats the last hotdog in two bites.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE NVIDIA AI GPU BLACK MARKET | Investigating Smuggling, Corruption, & Governments⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pace has a really nice series on YouTube ;-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Citizen Lab director warns cyber industry about US authoritarian descent⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That whoosh about 8 hours ago was air rushing from one ear to the other via the shortest available route… in case you were still trying to work it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Citizen Lab director warns cyber industry about US authoritarian descent⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Be wary of siding with the Israeli’s against tyranny… Srsly :-(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California May Ban Lyft And Uber From AI Price Gouging Users With Low Phone Batteries⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vincent Van Gouging… huh 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At first I thought this was the typical warning about the ocean depth rapidly increasing, but now I'm not so sure⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙

  I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…

  College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower.

    —Sigmund Fraud 
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help, I need to poop for 3 days⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think it was possible to ruin fractals 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 351 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So close! 365 is right around the next 4 corners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea opens massive beach resort, rolls out red carpet for Russians⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh… they can’t afford to do anything but cheap out. It’s slow motion genocide. With nukes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea opens massive beach resort, rolls out red carpet for Russians⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy watches Exploring the Unbeaten Path :-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea opens massive beach resort, rolls out red carpet for Russians⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You couldn’t pay me to be an Olympic athlete these days ;-)

  • Toilets that don’t flush
  • Toilets that do flush, but the outflow is just a ditch behind the “dorms”
  • Cipro required for a brief swim in the… we’re doing what now? Am I in the wrong line?
  • Seriously, I’m an olympic swimmer… o-l-y-m-p-i-c not the X-Games™???
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea opens massive beach resort, rolls out red carpet for Russians⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  [slow clap]

  I’m not picking on the people… hell, hopefully this project brings a bit of prosperity to the region. Down side, Russian tourists are a handful — search “what air defense doing” for someone awesome memes 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea opens massive beach resort, rolls out red carpet for Russians⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure all those buildings are; well designed, well constructed, fully furnished and, well staffed ;-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Session Messenger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My fraudy-sense is tingling… that said, I tossed $6 at some German company a few weeks ago and patted myself on the back.

  Remember kids, you can donate to the Signal foundation… Moxie Marlinspike is an international treasure #changemymind 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JavaScript™ Trademark Update | Deno⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I could laugh, I could cry… what a fucking parasite of a company. They are basically just PatientTrolls© trolls at this point. Why didn’t I renew my copyright on trolling 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft pushes staff to use internal AI tools more, and may consider this in reviews. 'Using AI is no longer optional.'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chowtime boys 🐕

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 343 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in my day we’d post a Polaroid a day, but that was only if you were a successful turnip farmer like myself… wait, what was I talking about again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waterfox 6.5.10: Bing terminates search syndication deal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That almost amazingly, it will get worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hat.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting DAN DA DAN vibes… UVaporWave? Come back to me I can do better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolute unit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That beats my Space Shuttle Certified roll of Cat5 by miles! ;-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft and Asus announce two Xbox Ally handhelds with new Xbox full-screen experience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s true, it took them 10-15 years but they built a huge service business. I was specifically referring to the loss of the desktop market to the “clones” which has a rough equivalence.

  It was more of a cheap shot than a serious prediction ☺️ As long as MS controls the licensing and software this is a completely logical move.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, that kind of figures… I bet it was a PR campaign that they paid for. So in a way we all got value out of that lie… nope. No satisfying conclusion to be found here 😒

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft and Asus announce two Xbox Ally handhelds with new Xbox full-screen experience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone member when IBM decided it was an “ideas company” or some bullshit like that?

  I mean, they still make more than I do, but when was the last time anybody thought of IBM?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brain⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a common misconception in the U.S., it’s not even the car’s job… that crappy sticker has the shittiest union.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's this thing?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  K-9 from the new Dr. Who 😂