sramder

@sramder@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At first I thought this was the typical warning about the ocean depth rapidly increasing, but now I'm not so sure⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙

  I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…

  College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower.

    —Sigmund Fraud 
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help, I need to poop for 3 days⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think it was possible to ruin fractals 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 351 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So close! 365 is right around the next 4 corners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea opens massive beach resort, rolls out red carpet for Russians⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh… they can’t afford to do anything but cheap out. It’s slow motion genocide. With nukes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea opens massive beach resort, rolls out red carpet for Russians⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy watches Exploring the Unbeaten Path :-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea opens massive beach resort, rolls out red carpet for Russians⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You couldn’t pay me to be an Olympic athlete these days ;-)

  • Toilets that don’t flush
  • Toilets that do flush, but the outflow is just a ditch behind the “dorms”
  • Cipro required for a brief swim in the… we’re doing what now? Am I in the wrong line?
  • Seriously, I’m an olympic swimmer… o-l-y-m-p-i-c not the X-Games™???
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea opens massive beach resort, rolls out red carpet for Russians⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [slow clap]

  I’m not picking on the people… hell, hopefully this project brings a bit of prosperity to the region. Down side, Russian tourists are a handful — search “what air defense doing” for someone awesome memes 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea opens massive beach resort, rolls out red carpet for Russians⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure all those buildings are; well designed, well constructed, fully furnished and, well staffed ;-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Session Messenger⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My fraudy-sense is tingling… that said, I tossed $6 at some German company a few weeks ago and patted myself on the back.

  Remember kids, you can donate to the Signal foundation… Moxie Marlinspike is an international treasure #changemymind 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JavaScript™ Trademark Update | Deno⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could laugh, I could cry… what a fucking parasite of a company. They are basically just PatientTrolls© trolls at this point. Why didn’t I renew my copyright on trolling 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft pushes staff to use internal AI tools more, and may consider this in reviews. 'Using AI is no longer optional.'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chowtime boys 🐕

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 343 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in my day we’d post a Polaroid a day, but that was only if you were a successful turnip farmer like myself… wait, what was I talking about again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waterfox 6.5.10: Bing terminates search syndication deal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That almost amazingly, it will get worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hat.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting DAN DA DAN vibes… UVaporWave? Come back to me I can do better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolute unit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That beats my Space Shuttle Certified roll of Cat5 by miles! ;-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft and Asus announce two Xbox Ally handhelds with new Xbox full-screen experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s true, it took them 10-15 years but they built a huge service business. I was specifically referring to the loss of the desktop market to the “clones” which has a rough equivalence.

  It was more of a cheap shot than a serious prediction ☺️ As long as MS controls the licensing and software this is a completely logical move.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, that kind of figures… I bet it was a PR campaign that they paid for. So in a way we all got value out of that lie… nope. No satisfying conclusion to be found here 😒

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft and Asus announce two Xbox Ally handhelds with new Xbox full-screen experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone member when IBM decided it was an “ideas company” or some bullshit like that?

  I mean, they still make more than I do, but when was the last time anybody thought of IBM?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a common misconception in the U.S., it’s not even the car’s job… that crappy sticker has the shittiest union.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's this thing?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  K-9 from the new Dr. Who 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love cheese. 🧀 Do you love cheese? 🧀😄⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I also love cheese! Hard cheeses for a hard journey!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russian electronics forums registration forms be like⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  IDK… I would have liked to visit in the 80’s or something like that; peek Soviet propaganda, factories still churning out Nixie tubes by the truckload because it was part of the last 5 year plan. Jr. Highschool history teacher visited, said they employ old ladies in the Moscow subway just to watch the escalators just because everyone needed a job.

  So uh… what Soviet electronics forums should we be visiting OP?