sramder
@sramder@lemmy.world
- Comment on If you have to throw punches, make sure to punch upwards. 1 week ago:
But then I need to be sitting down to punch somebody in the dick…
- Comment on Anyone else feel that the beautiful always win no matter how evil they are? 1 week ago:
There’s been several studies indicating that CEOs are selected at least in part for physical attractiveness; height, facial symmetry, etc. The etc. being sociopathic tendencies 😌
- Comment on Mozilla announces switch to disable all Firefox AI features 1 week ago:
[sarcastic slow clapping intensifies]
- Comment on Huh? 4 weeks ago:
I see what you did there…
Pretty sure I’d need to be a church or something first. California isn’t a fan of not collecting taxes.
- Comment on Huh? 4 weeks ago:
Pretty sure Family Guy did that first?
- Comment on Huh? 4 weeks ago:
That’s almost a haiku… no wait, I just sat on syringes 43 through 50… someone please call 911.*
*100% kidding… although I am diabetic 😌
- Comment on Huh? 4 weeks ago:
Nice handle. I’m going to try that… I just fill up 50 syringes from 1-50 units, stick them all in and… no, no… I didn’t think this through either 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
Going to go take a nap my friends, feel a little woozy 😌
- Comment on Huh? 4 weeks ago:
So just drinking with friends at home then?
No… wait! Charging strangers to drink at your home 😏🤑
- Comment on Day 539 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 5 weeks ago:
Yeah… he’s the one that looks like a burning oil can right?
- Comment on Day 539 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 5 weeks ago:
I don’t see why not… but you can’t actually move when it kicks in… I mean, you can, just not fast enough to actually dodge a bullet.
- Comment on Day 539 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 5 weeks ago:
Oh man… I was gonna guess hobo simulator ⚠️
- Comment on Is there a "buy nothing" community on Lemmy? Or an anti-consumerism comm? 1 month ago:
I thought that was r/dig-a-hole-and-die-in-it?
Be sure to put the “free shovel & dirt” post it on the shovel before you disturb the walls of your internment garden… pockets full of seeds, etc.
FFS: This is a 1000% sarcastic comment… no I don’t think it’s funny, etc.
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 1 month ago:
Better than 🦇 wings?
- Comment on If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? 1 month ago:
I’d watch it ironically… is it to soon to watch a Nazi fighting an alien?
- Comment on GeForce Now’s 100-hour monthly limit goes live in 2026 1 month ago:
Intheshitvacation… some doctor thought of it.
- Comment on The Global Rise of Low-Quality AI Videos: new research shows that 21-33% of YouTube’s feed may consist of AI slop or brainrot videos 1 month ago:
Are brainrot videos the ones where someone on an impossibly clean set hides the 5 seconds of info you were promised somewhere in a 20 minute video the purports to explain the process you need and it end up no longer matching the software’s UI?
Asking for a friend ;-)
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 1 month ago:
I got two different versions… it’s kinda had to find it without all the silly dressing… the first one also had fake kevlar sleeves… you can clearly hear angry photons getting stuck in the corners until you soak it in a sink full of warm water overnight 🤣
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 1 month ago:
You gotta pronounce it schweaty science… Source: My ex used to lug 50lb buckets of mud up 3 flights of stairs several times a day…
- Comment on If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? 1 month ago:
If one of the personalities is a hostage negotiator you got yourself a —fuckme… that terrible director with a collection of goth girls at his gate — M. Night Shyamalan movie 🍿
- Comment on I never realized Star Wars featured LCARs 1 month ago:
Only in the (very) public toilets.
- Comment on The season of giving 1 month ago:
Use a sharpie to make the glasses match, give it back and tell him it’s his new daughter? 😉
- Comment on Why do personal knowledge base applications like Obsidian have all these bells and whistles for querying and parsing metadata/frontmatter but nothing similar for the actual content of notes? 1 month ago:
Sounds like a great well researched question to me. Tried obsidian for a bit but never really got into it… seemed like just installing whatever stack powers WiKipenis would be simpler, just have not had the time to mess around.
- Comment on It just keeps getting worse - Firefox to "evolve into a modern AI browser" 1 month ago:
Meh… I can live with un-ticking 5 boxes or whatever…
- Comment on This long-term data storage will last 14 billion years 2 months ago:
Meh…. Japan’s been pitching holographic data storage since the early 2Ks — at least —LMK when I can buy a magic holographic zip drive and I’ll be back.
- Comment on ideas for deadspace behind fridge 2 months ago:
Fancy water filter, skeleton closet…
- Comment on Waymo Just Reprogrammed Its Robotaxis to Drive Less Safely 2 months ago:
Been waiting for this day since I was 14 😏
- Comment on Elon Musk Had Grok Rewrite Wikipedia. It Calls Hitler “The Führer.” 2 months ago:
It’s the holidays and he misses his dad…
- Comment on The problem with common names 2 months ago:
I thought snot otter was what Canadians call a farmer-blow… TIL.
- Comment on Google’s Sundar Pichai says the job of CEO is one of the ‘easier things’ AI could soon replace 2 months ago:
My quotes file for email signatures could replace most modern CEOs. The major qualifications are a cool name and being over six feet tall.
- Comment on Shut up and take my money: A working (bluetooth) TNG Combadge 2 months ago:
That’s awesome 😎
I’m old enough that I
basically just fart dust.remember when…The telco forced you to rent the phones from them, went defunct, got bought by AT&T, who then proceeded to send my folks an $700 bill for the “princess phone” they never wanted back. And now my folks wonder why I’m a socialist 😌