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Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped

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Submitted ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨canihasaccount@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I’m actually electrical

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Zop.

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same, literally 😅 its my job

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      • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Username checks out.

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!

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  • joella@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    gasp there’s a transformer in the electrical bathroom!

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “My name is Optimus Prime…”

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That ‘Women’ door be thicc tho

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably USA.

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    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Electricians and umpires don’t require accessible doors.

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  • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?

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    • argh_another_username@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.

      But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.

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    • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s probably for ADA compliance

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      • Hux@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        For their wide asses!

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    • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      wide-ass

      They’re probably implying exactly this.

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    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also the only one with a key pad!?

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      • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I can’t extract a yo momma joke from that though

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe for strollers?

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are umpires electric?

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Decidedly identifying as electrical if that’s an option.

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.

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    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.

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  • myster0n@feddit.nl ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You get hit by a baseball. Then you’re cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs

      This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who’s entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They should have the umpires sign in braille

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text “Don’t touch electrician when you are wet”.

    This is because electrician in Finnish is sähkömies that is literally translated “electric man”

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  • griff@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    welcome to the multiverse

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