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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

    Otherwise, you’re just Schrodinger’s Gay.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Ohh yeah baby, collapse my wave function…”

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        i like being observed, interact with me to measure my state please

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    • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      While the joke is indisputably funny, it’s important to remind everyone that it’s still a harmful stereotype. Bi/pan erasure is a genuine problem. You don’t stop being bi/pan simply because you enter a monogamous relationship.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        More seriously, I think erasure is only part of it. Lots of LGBTQ folks deliberately remain in the closet for the sake of family relationships, careers, and local politics.

        If you’re bi, it’s just easier.

        But that heterosexual camouflage does get confusing to process when you “come out”. Especially with the reactionary attitude that heterosexuality is a choice.

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      two people of opposite sex*, otherwise it’s just a straight threesome

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      • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But you cease to be bi afterwards, you were just experimenting.

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    • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So there’s a Schrodinger’s Gay in every threesome

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        At least one.

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  • Gorilladrums@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The most biphobic people I’ve ever seen are gay people. They hate bi people more than your average straight homophobe hates gay people. It’s really weird.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I like to think they’re jealous that we get rejected twice as much as anyone else.

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      • Gorilladrums@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I never understood biphobia, a bi person choosing to be in a relationship with you means that they chose you out of everybody. It should be a feeling of flattery, not paranoia.

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      reminds me of the scene in chasing amy where alyssa gets ostracized by her lesbian club because shes now dating a guy

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    • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seriously? I have to tell my wife. She’s sometimes open and sometimes closed to the idea of a threesome or just bisexuality.

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      • Gorilladrums@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I mean it’s obviously different from person to person, but the gay people I’ve met, especially lesbians, have a genuine irrational fear and hatred of bi people. They’re terrified that bi people will cheat on them or will leave them for straight people. They see them as straight people who are pretending to be gay rather than actually being bi.

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pick a hole and stick with it, I guess.

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  • Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That would depend on the way the woman is involved

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      • Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The dick can be attached to her or she could be sharing it with me.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      An oversharer.

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Instruction unclear. Are you into group sex or trans women or both?

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      • Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes.

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bisexual with hangups.

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    • peregrin5@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A cuck.

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      • Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nah humiliation doesn’t turn me on so it’s not that.

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t know why bisexuals are being given a hard time, and I am too afraid to ask at this point.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s bunch of stereotype surround bisexuals. For example, that bisexuality doesn’t exist – like that they’re actually gay, but won’t admit it, or it’s a stepping-stone to being gay. Or that they’re actually straight but just fucking with lesbians and won’t ever commit, or that they’re promiscuous and will always cheat. Or, that once they do settle down it’ll always be with an opposite-gender partner. Or that they’re cowards who’ll mask their queerness instead of supporting the LGBTQA+ community, since they can always pretend to be straight… and so much more! It fucking sucks!

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      • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Why cant a guy just really like blowjobs and not be fussy. Always with the labels.

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      • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But like… Why wouldn’t they be allowed to do any of those things by others? Like are they the internal investigation department of free love movement like it’s a fucking paradox? Did they forget in 0.1ms it’s not up to them who I fuck?

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    • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s similar to when people say, “You’re not really an atheist, you just haven’t found the right religion.”

      No bi person is ever believed by a non-bi person.

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