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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Jogging is practice for how humans killed pretty much all the megafauna in the world: exhaustion hunting.

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• DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “He’s running so slow…”

  1 hour later

  “How can he still be running like that?”

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• TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They are running from existential dread.

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  • petersr@lemmy.world ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    So we are the prey?

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• T156@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Other animals get zoomies too.

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• hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, if animals engage in pretend fights and other forms of play, it seems that they can on some level grasp the idea of practicing or doing something for fun.

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• iheartneopets@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, the ability to run long distances without tiring is kind of what makes humans an apex predator. We can out-endurance just about every other creature. Most ancient human hunting techniques involved just wounding an animal, and then literally chasing it until it got too tired to keep going.

  Wolves are very similar, which is what made us such natural hunting companions. The co-evolution of humans and dogs is an extremely interesting rabbit hole, if anyone is looking for one.

  All that to say, the wolf would understand the need to run more than just about any other animal. A bear would work better here. A wolf would just see us running and think ‘game recognizes game’, just like they already did eons ago :3

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • TheBeege@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I love this. Thank you

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    involved just wounding an animal

    not even wounding. Just persistent tracking and following. Most prey animals can run away quickly, but need lots of rest.

    Humans can just keep going. And going. And going. Until the prey just is too exhausted to run.

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Got it.

      I am prey.

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    • raltoid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s why the trope of an enemy that never stops/is endless is so terrifying, and thus common in media.

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    • iheartneopets@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, very true! I almost added that when writing my comment, but didn’t want to blather on too long in a comment about a meme haha

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    • SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess the Energizer Bunny was an evolution that came about, due to humanity’s hunting style…

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, no I didn’t need that rabbit hole…

    (spends the next hour reading about it)

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  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That how traditional zombies hunt ppl. Slow and inevitable.

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• pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dogs do love a good jog though. Give that good boi a bit of kibble and then see how he feels.

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So this is pretty neat:

  science.org/…/born-run-early-endurance-running--m…

  Humans aren’t good at running fast, but we are good at running for a long time for long distances, so it’s thought that we would just run after things until they got tired.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Funny enough there is another animal I know that can sweat, have more endurance than humans, and much faster than humans. Horses.

    Imagine you fear getting caught by a horse or a human and then suddenly a human riding a horse shows up.

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    • sprite0@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      humans can beat a horse in a marathon!

      en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon

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  • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Back in my reddit days I wrote a long comment about the fact that zombies are scary because they are the ultimate endurance hunters.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Zombies aren’t scary. They’re popular movie monsters because, while looking vaguely human, they’re sufficiently “othered” that you can kill them without remorse (thus acting as a convenient stand-in for other groups that the audience wishes they could do that to) and because they represent an apocalypse that kills most of the people but leaves the stuff behind, meaning that you don’t have to deal with society anymore but you’ll still easily have a roof over your head and food on your table (albeit mostly canned food.)

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I remember reading that

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, them being walking corpses might also have something to do with it…

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    • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That is scarier to me than the fast zombies.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a consequence of bipedalism, less energy consumption to run but also slower

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    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a few things that stem from bipedalism:

      • We can run and breathe entirely separately. Most quadrupeds lack the ability to run and take breaths independently of the pace of each step. Watching cheetahs sprint, for example, show that they have no choice but to exhale every time their legs come together and inhale every time their legs push apart.
      • Running on our hind legs only frees up our hands to be able to use tools and weapons, maybe even water containers for drinking on the go.
      • We can see further by standing up, and can make tactical decisions based on terrain, while still running pretty much full speed.

      Combined with our unusual ability to cool ourselves by sweating, this gives us an advantage over pretty much any animal in the heat. Wolves and horses can still outrun humans in the cold, but lack the cooling mechanisms to maintain pace in the same heat that we can.

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    • JimmyMcGill@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yea but also tools

      We don’t have to stop for water, we can bring some

      Same for food

      Our preys didn’t have such luck

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• notarobot@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Let’s say it’s part of a mating ritual. I know this is not true, but I believe it gets the point across.

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• Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jogging from the perspective of non-human animals

  FTFY

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🤓☝️

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    • Gsus4@mander.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, some humans also wonder why jogging is a thing.

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• peteyestee@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I say this to myself when I see people jogging and I really just want to yell “what are you running from!?”

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  • TheFrirish@jlai.lu ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re running from health problems

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    • Unbecredible@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only to be tackled by a car crash at 47 yo.

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And other problems

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  • noredcandy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ‘Looking like you fatass’

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• nucleative@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So apex that most of us outsource our hunting and farming, which makes us fat and slow unless we purposefully burn energy for no other purpose than to burn it.

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• scytale@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “I don’t know why they’re running, but let’s chase them!”

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• 474D@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Whoever made this has never met a dog

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  • Jordan117@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, this post shows a tragic lack of familiarity with the concept of zoomies.

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• troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One time, I was in the arctic doing some research. On a snowmobile, in winter, we crest a hill and see a couple of wolves pigging out on a caribou. I’m riding in the toboggan, and I start telling at the driver: “go go go!” They proceeded to chase our snowmobile for like a mile, with no hope at all of catching us, but running anyway. Like dogs chasing tires, I think they had no choice. Instincts are strong.

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• Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know it’s a joke. But would a wolf consider a human an apex predator? What about bears? Do these animals fear humans? I can’t say I’m familiar with them. I figured they wouldn’t, in most circumstances. I would think their default stance towards us is that we’re their prey

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  • Saleh@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We are certainly not their prey and without modern urban sprawl forcing animals into urbanized areas they would avoid humans as much as possible and this has been true for thousands of years.

    Humans are the ones wielding fire after all.

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  • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most animals know humans are too much trouble to mess with.

    Sure, you can kill one human. But next thing you know your whole species has gone extinct, or worse, has been domesticated into pocket yappy dogs that can’t breathe properly.

    In places where we’ve been around long enough staying away from humans has practically been bred into every surviving predator’s instincts by now (which is what makes polar bears so terrifying, they’re about the only dangerous predator that doesn’t have this instinct yet, and probably never will, now that murdering whole species has become a bit of a bad look); anything that considered us prey and didn’t learn not to simply doesn’t exist anymore.

    Wolves in particular (in the few places where they survive) definitely know not to mess with us, except maybe in the frozen depths of Canada, and so do most bears (again, with possible exceptions in the least populated bits of North America) except polar ones.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The bears and coyotes around here hide from me! Even if I try and creep on 'em, they still usually sense me and run.

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    • clockworkrat@slrpnk.net ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe put your dick away then

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “ah shit, it’s that weird human again. Better hide or it will get awkward”

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  • Collatz_problem@hexbear.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bears usually avoid humans, unless very hungry, because those who didn’t avoid us, didn’t tend to live very long.

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If an apex predator is running, maybe keep up.

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• KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Conserving energy is not really our thing.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The thing is, humans are astonishingly good at conserving energy when running. We can literally run prey to death by just keeping on going when most animals run out of energy.

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    • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sweat offers cooling bonuses.

      Something about being upright too but I don’t recall.

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If I need more energy I’ll just set something on fire

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• Oisteink@feddit.nl ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They are animals and cant understand cause and effect. With nothing to chase or hunt you expire as a blob of fat

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