OK so which is it?

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How come the crocks are not swimming here? Look at the sign!

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  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re at mufasa’s meeting

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    • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, I can see them floating by…they’re just not swimming here. Also they’re not swimming here exactly where the sign is. But they are swimming right over there 6" to the left!

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  People keep asking me about my “Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here” sign when I believe I’ve answered all your questions with that very sign.

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• l_isqof@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can’t tell until you try it, I guess…

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• Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Usually you don’t state the obvious with signs, but there’s a “there’s no sharks in the Rhine” signs, so 🤷

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One exclamation mark would’ve fixed it. 🤷

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  • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crocodiles Do not swim here!

    Did I get it right

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Crocodiles
      Do not swim! Here

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      😤

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/Ee_kOV2QtUQ

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it’s safe to swim because the crocodiles went to the lion’s party

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Haven’t heard that joke since the early 2000s

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok. I won’t swim. Proceeds to splash around…

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• Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Guess I can swim safely without any worries now

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• Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s definitely an instruction to the crocs telling them they shouldn’t swim here.

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    HUMANS! DO NOT SWIM HERE

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crocodiles:

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is a typical specicistic prejudice

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• luckystarr@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They dive!

  Duh, those nitpickers

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crocodiles: Oh YEAH?

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They cropped it. There’s another sign to the right that reads “Because of the rabid poisonous piranharoos.” Australia is a weird place.

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• juliebean@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  well that’s a relief.

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