I fixed the image for you
7 for me
Submitted 3 months ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 months ago
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 months ago
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Bonus point for cropped caprion!
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.
panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 months ago
neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’re just afraid she’ll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
HidingUnderHats@lemmy.world 3 months ago
100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 months ago
if it works it’s not stupid
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Has he tried a pregnancy pillow
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
If it’s a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn’t skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
It’d have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.
tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.
jaschen@lemm.ee 3 months ago
My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can’t sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Congratulations on your wife’s big naturals
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Almost always 20 :)
teamevil@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Username doesn’t check out
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Nice, first time that this username of mine found a fitting context :D
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a ‘1’, I can’t imagine myself doing it. I realize I’m the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that’s a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won’t be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don’t worry too much about it.
socsa@piefed.social 3 months ago
I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 months ago
but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation? In that case, my appearance is the least of my problems. But jumping out of bed and taking the duvet with me will do don’t you think ?
flandish@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)
saigot@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Ik a 20,l and I have dogs that occasionally wake up with the urgent need to go outside, I just keep a pair of sweat pants and an overcoat hanging in the wall. I can get into it without breaking stride.
Khrux@ttrpg.network 3 months ago
Weirdly I’m always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it’s somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
20
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 months ago
20 for as long as I can remember, and i’m convinced it’s the best by far
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 3 months ago
for as long as I can remember
Wow, even when you were kid? Or teenager? I grew up in small appartment so I can’t imagine that.
And afterwards were you always living alone?
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 months ago
even when you were kid? Or teenager? not 100% sure but started age 12 or so (but it’s guessing, been a while). I’ve never been living completely alone
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 3 months ago
Where the 18s at...?
Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dude I’m 18 for life
FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe 3 months ago
The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 months ago
who tf Donald ducks it?
TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 3 months ago
Team 5 / 15 here. :)
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Well i hope the blanket doesn’t egt any funny ideas
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
- Been 20 for years. Wont change
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I’ve been 20 for most of my 43 years.
However, we had twins recently. They’re 18 months old and we all co-sleep. I don’t want to be a prudish family where kids aren’t allowed to see a bum or whatever, but I also don’t want to feel weird about snuggling up together.
So… I’ve been wearing pyjamas just to avoid any awkwardness.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Not even my smoke alarm singing the song of it’s people at 4am changed that.
Turns out they expire after a number of years and detect smoke all the time. Certainly an exciting start to the day.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
I’ve been sleeping as 20 since I got chickenpox as a kid. The itchiness was completely unbearable, and I never liked how much pajamas bunch up when I toss and turn anyways. Now I only wear them on the rare night that it drops below freezing.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it’s hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it’s not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
powerofm@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
This is poetry
Zenith@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Glory, glory hallelujah! Glory, glory what’s it so ya? Glory, glory hallelujah, with nothing on, NOTHING ON AT ALL!
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 3 months ago
People who say 20, I’m not judging you but I just can’t imagine that
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
Yeah I guess that helps :) I’m pretty shy, I don’t want anyone besides my wife to see my ding-a-ling
socsa@piefed.social 3 months ago
Your nudity isn't your problem tbh.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 months ago
Aphantasia, huh? 😔
frankspurplewings@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So I am a 20, but I agree I didn’t start until we got our own place. Now I’m 20 all the time or 19 if I have my period. My husband has been an 18 since I met him
LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Dual income no kids but what is the rest? What does the WADS stand for?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don’t walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn’t flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I’m asleep and doesn’t open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that’s on you. I don’t care if you’re a roommate asking me a question, a 6 that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I’ll put on something. But I’m not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
20 is the way
Kanda@reddthat.com 3 months ago
20 and its the only correct way
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s what sheets are for
socsa@piefed.social 3 months ago
Anything with a top is psychopath behavior
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I wear a shirt because we let the cats on the bed and it would be itchy otherwise
socsa@piefed.social 3 months ago
I rest my case
zymagoras777@lemm.ee 3 months ago
20
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 months ago
figjam@midwest.social 3 months ago
20 although I wear socks in the winter because my toesies get chilly
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
yarr@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I’ve seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 months ago
17
I hate sleeping with a shirt on.
5parky@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
20 since I was like 9 or 10.
Evidently it’s a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.
decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.
UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
18
jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.
cikano@lemmy.world 3 months ago
18
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 months ago
18
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
My partner doesn’t fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I can’t find my hat and night shirt…
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saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.
Zenith@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I got chu
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This thread is so close to devolving into “A Christmas Carol.”
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 months ago
You’re number 5, assuming you’re wearing it the right way.
Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
youtu.be/VFOqlan_fQI