20 and its the only correct way
7 for me
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HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.
Zenith@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
This thread is so close to devolving into “A Christmas Carol.”
abbadon420@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
You’re number 5, assuming you’re wearing it the right way.
Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Always 18
STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
17 through 20, depending on how hot my bedroom gets. 6/16 if I have guests over.
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Where the 18s at...?
Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Dude I’m 18 for life
FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe 2 hours ago
The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3
panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
redlemace@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
You’re just afraid she’ll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
jaschen@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can’t sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
HidingUnderHats@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
redlemace@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
if it works it’s not stupid
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Has he tried a pregnancy pillow
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
If it’s a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn’t skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
It’d have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.
tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.
Heavybell@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Loose old 5
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 14 hours ago
Almost always 20 :)
teamevil@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Username doesn’t check out
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
Nice, first time that this username of mine found a fitting context :D
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
It’s popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a ‘1’, I can’t imagine myself doing it. I realize I’m the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that’s a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won’t be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don’t worry too much about it.
redlemace@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation? In that case, my appearance is the least of my problems. But jumping out of bed and taking the duvet with me will do don’t you think ?
socsa@piefed.social 8 hours ago
I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.
flandish@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 hours ago
20
If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can’t sleep.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
My thighs touch each other in the wrong way, when I’m sleeping on my side. I need something smooth between them.
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 3 hours ago
This, but if I jerk off before bed and don’t shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren’t all cum-streaked.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
Ew wdf
Turret3857@infosec.pub 3 hours ago
REALEST COMMENT HERE
daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
20
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
20 since I was like 9 or 10.
Evidently it’s a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 hours ago
100%
best pajamas are made of leather…
I promise, I’m not a psychopath.
HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
20 is where it’s at, for sure.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
18
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 3 hours ago
1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.
TheRealKuni@midwest.social 1 hour ago
Occasionally my wife has slept in a bralette instead of a shirt. Apparently she thinks it’s comfy.
socsa@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Anything with a top is psychopath behavior
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
20 is the way
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 hours ago
19 to 20.
any loss clothes feel so uncomfortable.
redlemace@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
20 for as long as I can remember, and i’m convinced it’s the best by far
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
for as long as I can remember
Wow, even when you were kid? Or teenager? I grew up in small appartment so I can’t imagine that.
And afterwards were you always living alone?
redlemace@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
even when you were kid? Or teenager? not 100% sure but started age 12 or so (but it’s guessing, been a while). I’ve never been living completely alone
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 hours ago
I CAST NAP NAP
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
People who say 20, I’m not judging you but I just can’t imagine that
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don’t walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn’t flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I’m asleep and doesn’t open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that’s on you. I don’t care if you’re a roommate asking me a question, a 6 that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I’ll put on something. But I’m not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
Yeah I guess that helps :) I’m pretty shy, I don’t want anyone besides my wife to see my ding-a-ling
socsa@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Your nudity isn't your problem tbh.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 hours ago
Aphantasia, huh? 😔
frankspurplewings@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
So I am a 20, but I agree I didn’t start until we got our own place. Now I’m 20 all the time or 19 if I have my period. My husband has been an 18 since I met him
LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Dual income no kids but what is the rest? What does the WADS stand for?
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 5 hours ago
1
Xenny@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
1 gang. Anti sweat barrier
Coreidan@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
2
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it’s hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it’s not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 hours ago
Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?
cikano@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
18
figjam@midwest.social 12 hours ago
20 although I wear socks in the winter because my toesies get chilly
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
zymagoras777@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
20
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 hours ago
who tf Donald ducks it?
TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 2 hours ago
Team 5 / 15 here. :)