I fixed the image for you
7 for me
Submitted 3 weeks ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Bonus point for cropped caprion!
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.
panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re just afraid she’ll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
HidingUnderHats@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
if it works it’s not stupid
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Has he tried a pregnancy pillow
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
If it’s a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn’t skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
It’d have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.
tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.
jaschen@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can’t sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Congratulations on your wife’s big naturals
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Almost always 20 :)
teamevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Username doesn’t check out
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Nice, first time that this username of mine found a fitting context :D
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a ‘1’, I can’t imagine myself doing it. I realize I’m the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that’s a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won’t be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don’t worry too much about it.
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation? In that case, my appearance is the least of my problems. But jumping out of bed and taking the duvet with me will do don’t you think ?
flandish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)
saigot@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Ik a 20,l and I have dogs that occasionally wake up with the urgent need to go outside, I just keep a pair of sweat pants and an overcoat hanging in the wall. I can get into it without breaking stride.
Khrux@ttrpg.network 3 weeks ago
Weirdly I’m always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it’s somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
20
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
20 for as long as I can remember, and i’m convinced it’s the best by far
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
for as long as I can remember
Wow, even when you were kid? Or teenager? I grew up in small appartment so I can’t imagine that.
And afterwards were you always living alone?
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
even when you were kid? Or teenager? not 100% sure but started age 12 or so (but it’s guessing, been a while). I’ve never been living completely alone
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Where the 18s at...?
Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dude I’m 18 for life
FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe 3 weeks ago
The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
who tf Donald ducks it?
TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Team 5 / 15 here. :)
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Well i hope the blanket doesn’t egt any funny ideas
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
- Been 20 for years. Wont change
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I’ve been 20 for most of my 43 years.
However, we had twins recently. They’re 18 months old and we all co-sleep. I don’t want to be a prudish family where kids aren’t allowed to see a bum or whatever, but I also don’t want to feel weird about snuggling up together.
So… I’ve been wearing pyjamas just to avoid any awkwardness.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Not even my smoke alarm singing the song of it’s people at 4am changed that.
Turns out they expire after a number of years and detect smoke all the time. Certainly an exciting start to the day.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I’ve been sleeping as 20 since I got chickenpox as a kid. The itchiness was completely unbearable, and I never liked how much pajamas bunch up when I toss and turn anyways. Now I only wear them on the rare night that it drops below freezing.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it’s hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it’s not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
powerofm@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
This is poetry
Zenith@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Glory, glory hallelujah! Glory, glory what’s it so ya? Glory, glory hallelujah, with nothing on, NOTHING ON AT ALL!
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
People who say 20, I’m not judging you but I just can’t imagine that
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
Yeah I guess that helps :) I’m pretty shy, I don’t want anyone besides my wife to see my ding-a-ling
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Your nudity isn't your problem tbh.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Aphantasia, huh? 😔
frankspurplewings@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So I am a 20, but I agree I didn’t start until we got our own place. Now I’m 20 all the time or 19 if I have my period. My husband has been an 18 since I met him
LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Dual income no kids but what is the rest? What does the WADS stand for?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don’t walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn’t flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I’m asleep and doesn’t open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that’s on you. I don’t care if you’re a roommate asking me a question, a 6 that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I’ll put on something. But I’m not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
20 is the way
Kanda@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
20 and its the only correct way
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s what sheets are for
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Anything with a top is psychopath behavior
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I wear a shirt because we let the cats on the bed and it would be itchy otherwise
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I rest my case
zymagoras777@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
20
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
figjam@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
20 although I wear socks in the winter because my toesies get chilly
yarr@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I’ve seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
17
I hate sleeping with a shirt on.
5parky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
20 since I was like 9 or 10.
Evidently it’s a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.
decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.
UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
18
jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.
cikano@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
18
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
18
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
My partner doesn’t fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I can’t find my hat and night shirt…
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saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.
Zenith@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I got chu
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This thread is so close to devolving into “A Christmas Carol.”
abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
You’re number 5, assuming you’re wearing it the right way.
Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
youtu.be/VFOqlan_fQI