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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Juuling?

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    • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Vaping.

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  • tkw8@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The age spike at 69 is 🤌

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    • double_quack@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I didn’t notice!!! Hahahahh

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    • Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought that’s celebrating retirement.

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      • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nope.

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  • vala@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Skateboarding is never anything but maximum coolness at any age.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a 52 year old that has been skateboarding since the 1970’s I take great offense with anyone that tries to gatekeep skateboarding. Skateboards are always cool.

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Stop complaining… Oh wait

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think it’s all about perspective. Say the Patty Cake one. A 30 year old doesn’t seem “cool” doing it according to the chart. But a 30 year old who sits down with a 5 year old and does it… That kid thinks they are pretty cool.

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    • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I debate every week learning to skate at 45

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I feel there is a big difference between being able to skate at 45 and learning to skate at 45.

        I used to skate as a kid, but I never once managed to pop an ollie.

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      • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        do it

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tony??

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      • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I actually had a picture with Tony Hawk from when I was ~11. I ran across him at the airport and I made my mom take.our picture.

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    • Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Are you J. Mascis?
      Image

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      • vala@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Unexpected dinosaur jr

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Being at the bottom of the half pipe isn’t cool though.

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  • nuko147@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I would change the ‘complaining about young’ people with ‘complaining about everything’.

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  • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That half-pipe in the graph looks very tempting. I can’t wait until I’m 80 so I can be a cool skateboarder again.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    of a 100 yo is still living alone he is metal as fuck. If a 100yo is breathing he is already cool, anything they do is already a win

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s nothing cool about having to live alone because the person you been married to for 50+ years died and you can’t bring yourself to meet soemone else out of heartache, even after 10 or 20 years.

      It is pretty cool though if you do manage to meet someone else, when you’re 90 and now you’re popping viagra like candy.

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    • Saleh@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Henry Kissinger…

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    • exu@feditown.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Depends if they’re just wasting away alone or still active and healthy.

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    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fuck yeah, juul it up old fart

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  • cortex7979@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m colour blind you ducker

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  • UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    FYI (because I had to look it up) Juuling is just vaping with a smaller type of vape…

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    • witchybitchy@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      like, say, a Juul?

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      • TheodorAlforno@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is that a vape brand?

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      • UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sure but I don’t vape so the only thing Juul means to me is Yule…

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    • AlexLost@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Na, juuls use a salt crystal delivery system, vapes use an oil base concentrate.

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      • curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Salt nic is not exclusive to Juul, and only weed vapes use an oil. Vape juice is propylene glycol and vegetable glycerol with flavoring and nicotine.

        (Source here is me, went to vapes to successfully quit smoking back when there was more threading than a 510, when mods were a milled tube and a button or flashlight guts, with an rca connector on top so you could switch between different thread types. It sucks what its become, it was really helpful for me to quit nicotine completelt by having a vape.)

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      • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Both look like you’re sucking a dick

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  • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bruh, seeing gam gam playing patty cake at 97 is priceless. Fix this graph lol

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    • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There are definitely patty cake cool bumps when you become a parent of a toddler and a grandparent of a toddler. In those moments your coolness is off the chart.

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  • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    10-15 is a bit old for patty cake to be cool.

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I disagree with the “complaining about young people” line having coolness increase proportionally with age: when I was a young adult, I often joked about kids these days in a way that seemed to get a lot of laughs. The humour was in the fact that I was a young person talking about young people as if I wasn’t one of them (and beneath that was me making light of the text that, likely due to being autistic, I have always felt isolated from my peer group).

    Anyway, I got good at leveraging this for humour, but as I aged, the joke potential expired: I was too old for there to be any irony in saying “kids these days”, but not old enough for it to be cool to complain about young people.

    On the bright side, I am sufficiently old to be able to torment young people by misusing their slang. It’s most likely effective if you use the slang in a mostly right way, so I enjoy the challenge of needing to actually understand correct usage of new slang. Amusingly, studying current slang as an outsider is a skill I’m well versed in, given that I had to do this even when I was young.

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  • TommySoda@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    (Seeing the birthday spike.)

    Nice.

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  • Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Best infographic ever, I know what to do with my life now.

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Drop in, let’s go

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    people can afford to live alone?

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    • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m 62. I retired in January. In February, my 30-year marriage ended. I’m living alone for the first time in decades, and I never really did it very long before (a few years in my late 20s. It’s very strange. at this age.

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      • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wow—that is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.

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    • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I did for about two months before COVID, then immediately needed a roommate to afford to live again.

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  • mcqtom@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Patty-cake does not reach maximum coolness at about age 9.

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I remember patty-cake games being super popular in elementary school, and it switched to hacky sack games in late middle school through high school. I think the graph is accurate.

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a person who quit smoking before vaping was created, I wholeheartedly support anyone who vapes as a way to get off cigarettes. Those things’ll kill ya.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is drinking age not a big thing in other countries? In the US there would be a drop from 19/20 birthdays and a spike at 21 that drops down again for 22.

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    • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Drinking age is 18 in most of the world (with 16 also applying some places). Additionally, my impression is that it’s not as big a deal for 16-17 year olds to get ahold of alcohol in other places.

      Where I’m from, the drinking age is 17, but it’s not uncommon or a big deal for people to get some beer or drinks for their 17th birthday party.

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Max level for human race leaked

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