I keep my bread in the fridge, and then it doesn’t matter.
I guess it means I’m in Pathfinder universe or something
Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?
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Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 day ago
vodka@lemm.ee 1 day ago
This, keep it in fridge and only tuck.
Quick round in the toaster if needed for the cold bread, or not if it is used to make lunch to bring to work or something.
YummyEntropy@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
No other neutral evil folks? Ah well, I haven’t eaten bread in ages anyhow.
Eheran@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It is the optimal way. Lowest effort, fastest, same result, no additional stuff needed.
JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I tie a knot AND twist and tuck. Where does that leave me?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
miraclerandy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I am lawful neutral (use clip it came with) until about halfway through the loaf, then I become chaotic neutral (twist and tuck) at the back half.
There isn’t enough bag to properly twist and tuck until that point anyway.
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I’m lawful neutral until I lose the bread clip and go chaotic neutral. Sometimes I’m lawful good the whole time, but I’ve been chaotic at the start and that’s fun!
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Freezer bags, 4 slices per bag, in a freezer. That way I can take out only as much bread as I can eat before it gets moldy.
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I tuck and put in breadbox. Naked in breadbox doesnt last long and it dries out. Tuck is easy to do, to undo and gets the job done as good as anything else when combined with a breadbox.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 1 day ago
using the bottle neck
stands up in his chair
brilliant…
BigBenis@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I never knew just tuck was something somebody could actually do and now I’m scared…
nuko147@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 day ago
My neutral evil on a small partial loaf is basically rolling it until all the excess is tucked.
Dabundis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Twist, tuck, freeze
hopesdead@startrek.website 18 hours ago
How about chaotic chaotic? I do four of these randomly.
SaltSong@startrek.website 1 day ago
Do none of you people have clothes pins? Or does that count as Neutral Good?
Also, CG and CN need to be switched. There is no way the bottle hack counts as “good.”
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
A large amount of the US has some combination of weather and wildlife that makes line drying clothing untenable. So… no?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
I only line dry my clothes when I think they need to be seasoned with some guano.
klemptor@startrek.website 1 day ago
Lawful neutral, or if the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral.
Kolgeirr@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Chaotic neutral also if it comes with one of those wire twist ties, ain’t nobody got time for that. Only plastic clips get reused.
klemptor@startrek.website 1 day ago
Oh I like twisty ties! Because I just wrap it once around the bag, then I get to spin the bread like a nunchuck to twist it all up
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Chaotic neutral for the win.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don’t work for easy sandwiches.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
Chaotic evil includes eating the heels of the bread first, because you don’t want that sweet extra protection layer from fungi.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
True chaotic evil.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
I save the little clip things from packaged buns because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.
M137@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn’t untwist as much.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You should try a vacuum sealer.
Overspark@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you look at it, it’s lawful good.
But at its core, it’s chaotic neutral.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
True neutral?
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No, I’m twist’n’tucking in the bread box.
luckystarr@feddit.org 1 day ago
As long as it’s airtight and not stored for weeks it’s ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve been making my own bread for like 3 years now and I don’t really crave storebought bread at all any more. Mine is just better.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 23 hours ago
natural evil. it’s fine
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
You don’t even spin the loaf? That’s half the fun
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I never knew that I am chaotic neutral
PDFuego@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I guess I’m lawful evil lol
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I twist and tuck and keep it in a lower kitchen cabinet. Lasts so much longer than when I’d keep it in the counter. What is my alignment?
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Guess I’m lawful neutral because I rarely lose the bag clip. I will use a clip when that happens.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 21 hours ago
Well for me it’s the twist-tie until I get down to the last few slices then I just spin the bag and fold it back over itself.
Why the twist-tie wasn’t listed is beyond me since I’ve never seen a store that didn’t have them as the majority of closure mechanisms.
Also, bottle cap? I honestly have no idea what that’s about.