“So you slipped in the bathroom… and fell on top of the shampoo bottle?”
Understanding your target audience when marketing
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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rtxn@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Million to one shot Jerry!
bananasuit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hey Assman!
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, actually I was bored.
entwine413@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
That’s the same energy as flour companies making floral patterned burlap bags during the great depression because people were using them to make clothes.
s_s@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
You can’t store flour in burlap bags LMAO.
Do you know what flour and or burlap is?
But yes, flour sacks were a popular source of clothing, so the flour companies printed patterns on them.
Lightsong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Was there any point of you adding “LMAO” other than being an egoistic asshole?
entwine413@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I like how confidently incorrect you are
Dasus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Wasn’t it the other way around? I was certain it was: Floral patterns > clothes > mills kept on using those
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
They gon’ introduce a dragon scent next?
😏
notabot@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Not a particularly good one…
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No joke, I have a very close friend who is a vagabond. It the most literal sense of the word. He has no permanent residence.
I love the guy, he’s a great friend, loyal, dependable, trustworthy.
But, I’ve heard that people have found objects beneath the couch he crashed on with… certain matter on it.
Hey, I’m not judging, but at least you could take that with you, or wash it off.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
god damn son
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like I said, he’s a great guy, otherwise.
But he could show some common manners and clean up after himself.
I’ve never seen it, personally, but heard the tales.
tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Eeewww
benni@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this AI generated? It’s reached a point where I cannot even tell anymore.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
hopesdead@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
I’ve seen a British comedy that had this as a joke. But the movie was a sleezebag of a comedy. All about a dude that works at a grocery story at night, gains the ability to freeze time and messes with the women he sees shopping. I am glad I can’t remember the title.
Ageroth@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Cash back
The dude who can freeze time (framed as him imagining) isn’t the one adding dildo shaped shampoo to women’s grocery carts to see if they’ll buy it when the get to the checkout. He just uses his time powers to, ahem, artistically admire women’s naked bodies when they’re grocery shopping and unaware they’re being the subject of his drawingtomenzgg@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
I watched a recap of that on YouTube, one time; sleezebag is right.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A lot of teenagers that have had to be in the grocery aisle are very grateful.
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
So they also double as dildos?
Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not much gets by you, does it?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
horny
I use plastic bottles as dildos, so it’s doable. With a lot of practice, you can even use 500ml+ bottles, some even going up to 1.5l. I really need to get a 750ml one, since going from the 500ml to 1l directly is not feasible.
Luffy879@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Why do I have the feeling you will end like the jar man, but instead the label will peel off and you will get poisoning from the glue
Even more horny
Also how the fuck do you manage this? I can’t even get a 2 cm thick oval thing in there without it hurting like hell
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
But they don’t double as double ended dildos.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
That’s quitter talk
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Giggity
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Nobody: There’s no such thing as picking a perfect Lemmy community OP:
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
That’s really cool though! Especially the bamboo one
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That ain’t no lemon shape that I’ve ever seen.
Thadden@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
yumpsuit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
zestyyyyy.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Going from shampoo to ram poo.
C1pher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The bamboo one must be very popular…
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Many people are obsessed with their own asses, in a Freudian way
entwine413@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Freud was a charlatan and anything he ever said should be disregarded.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
This is as inaccurate in its own way as saying he got everything right.
Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
What? This is blatantly incorrect. The way Freud is understood in the mainstream today is often a little comical, but he made huge advancements in psychology. Calling him a charlatan is just offensive.
Disclaimer: I’m not a psychologist, have read Freud, but am certainly no expert. Most of what I know about him is from my dad anyway .
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
He was alright. I’d have a beer with him
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Flared bottom would have made it 450%
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, all I see are embarrassing trips to the ER.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just insert it cap first. So you can poop it out when it slips in.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh, sweet summer child…
That’s why it has the flared bottom.
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And what if they had a “vibrate” function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Without a base, without a trace