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• UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Flared bottom would have made it 450%

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, all I see are embarrassing trips to the ER.

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    • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just insert it cap first. So you can poop it out when it slips in.

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    • Geetnerd@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, sweet summer child…

      That’s why it has the flared bottom.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And what if they had a “vibrate” function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.

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  • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Without a base, without a trace

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• rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “So you slipped in the bathroom… and fell on top of the shampoo bottle?”

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  • davepleasebehave@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Million to one shot Jerry!

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    • bananasuit@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey Assman!

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, actually I was bored.

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• entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s the same energy as flour companies making floral patterned burlap bags during the great depression because people were using them to make clothes.

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  • s_s@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can’t store flour in burlap bags LMAO.

    Do you know what flour and or burlap is?

    But yes, flour sacks were a popular source of clothing, so the flour companies printed patterns on them.

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  • tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wasn’t it the other way around? I was certain it was: Floral patterns > clothes > mills kept on using those

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• Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They gon’ introduce a dragon scent next?

  😏

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  • notabot@lemm.ee ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not a particularly good one…

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• 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A lot of teenagers that have had to be in the grocery aisle are very grateful.

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• benni@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this AI generated? It’s reached a point where I cannot even tell anymore.

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  • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    sandeemax.com/…/cucumber-gel-natural-fresh/

    It is not

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  • hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve seen a British comedy that had this as a joke. But the movie was a sleezebag of a comedy. All about a dude that works at a grocery story at night, gains the ability to freeze time and messes with the women he sees shopping. I am glad I can’t remember the title.

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    • Ageroth@reddthat.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cash back
      The dude who can freeze time (framed as him imagining) isn’t the one adding dildo shaped shampoo to women’s grocery carts to see if they’ll buy it when the get to the checkout. He just uses his time powers to, ahem, artistically admire women’s naked bodies when they’re grocery shopping and unaware they’re being the subject of his drawing

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    • tomenzgg@midwest.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I watched a recap of that on YouTube, one time; sleezebag is right.

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• misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nobody: There’s no such thing as picking a perfect Lemmy community OP:

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• Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So they also double as dildos?

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  • Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not much gets by you, does it?

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  • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Giggity

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    horny

    I use plastic bottles as dildos, so it’s doable. With a lot of practice, you can even use 500ml+ bottles, some even going up to 1.5l. I really need to get a 750ml one, since going from the 500ml to 1l directly is not feasible.

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    • Luffy879@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why do I have the feeling you will end like the jar man, but instead the label will peel off and you will get poisoning from the glue

      Even more horny

      Also how the fuck do you manage this? I can’t even get a 2 cm thick oval thing in there without it hurting like hell

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But they don’t double as double ended dildos.

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    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s quitter talk

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• Geetnerd@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No joke, I have a very close friend who is a vagabond. It the most literal sense of the word. He has no permanent residence.

  I love the guy, he’s a great friend, loyal, dependable, trustworthy.

  But, I’ve heard that people have found objects beneath the couch he crashed on with… certain matter on it.

  Hey, I’m not judging, but at least you could take that with you, or wash it off.

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  • tomenzgg@midwest.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • JudahBenHur@lemm.ee ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    god damn son

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    • Geetnerd@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Like I said, he’s a great guy, otherwise.

      But he could show some common manners and clean up after himself.

      I’ve never seen it, personally, but heard the tales.

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eeewww

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That ain’t no lemon shape that I’ve ever seen.

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  • Thadden@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    There’s even kinkier stuff…

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    • yumpsuit@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      zestyyyyy.

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• JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s really cool though! Especially the bamboo one

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• C1pher@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The bamboo one must be very popular…

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• FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Many people are obsessed with their own asses, in a Freudian way

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  • entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Freud was a charlatan and anything he ever said should be disregarded.

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    • Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What? This is blatantly incorrect. The way Freud is understood in the mainstream today is often a little comical, but he made huge advancements in psychology. Calling him a charlatan is just offensive.

      Disclaimer: I’m not a psychologist, have read Freud, but am certainly no expert. Most of what I know about him is from my dad anyway .

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is as inaccurate in its own way as saying he got everything right.

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    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He was alright. I’d have a beer with him

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