Not my proudest fap.
Hotdog for Scale
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Hupf@feddit.org 11 months ago
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wow I sure don’t like that:(
isame@hexbear.net 11 months ago
No, hot dog for centipede. It can fucking have it.
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
That’s an exotic condiment
Zerush@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
House centipedes are entirely harmless. I would be happy and honored to see one skittering around in my home. They eat harmful things.
Also myriapods (centipedes and millipedes) are not bugs.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
A wild false eyelash appears
snailboy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
For a second I thought this said “Hotdog for Sale”.
No, I would not purchase it.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I do understand why they want to sell it thought.
Comment105@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Gicho is a delicacy, you shouldn’t turn your nose up at it.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m more worried about that thing turning up my nose.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The kind that killed an idiot mukbang streamer in China.
Nounka@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not a clue… But it is his hotdog/sossage/wiener now.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Looks like a dick with a toupe
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can’t even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.
frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 11 months ago
🤓uhm ackhtually centipedes are not insects but are members of a different group of arthropods called Myriapods, along with everyone’s favorite detritivores the millipedes
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My favorite myriapod is Arthropleura. Imagine a millipede the length of a car!
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Imagine how they’d all feel making purchase on your soft throat tissue as it forces its way down your throat
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I saw a video once of a giant centipede devouring a live mouse, and it still fucks with me every time I think of it. I still remember that mouse’s eyes.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Like the stretched limo of a beetle.
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dude I remember visiting the Caribbean, a car ran over one of these lengthwise and it was badly injured but alive.
Where the what the fuck??m
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The car was alive?
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes. Haven’t you read Stephen king’s A Buick 8?
EvilBit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Knowledgeable identification of an insect from the photo with cited reasoning: nice.
Dick joke : 4x the upvotes.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s not an insect.
EvilBit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Corrected. One pedant point awarded.
Zip2@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Is it a hot dog when it’s neither cooked or in a bun??
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Depending on your definition of ‘bun’, the centipede could be the bun here.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Needs more fur to be a bun.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
…the species is known by many common names, including jungle centipede, orange-legged centipede, Hawaiian centipede, and Vietnamese centipede.
…it is also found on virtually all land areas around and within the Indian Ocean, all of tropical and subtropical Asia from Russia to the islands of Malaysia and Indonesia, Australia, South and Central America, the Caribbean islands, and possibly parts of the southern United States…
Una@europe.pub 11 months ago
That’s not centipede, I counted only 17x2=34 legs! Its 34-pede!
Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Well, to be fair, a centurion commanded les than one hundred people…
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
And no such century lasted for a century either.
mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
That’s a scalopendra, very venomous.