Not my proudest fap.
Hotdog for Scale
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Hupf@feddit.org 1 year ago
Godric@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow I sure don’t like that:(
isame@hexbear.net 1 year ago
No, hot dog for centipede. It can fucking have it.
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
That’s an exotic condiment
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
House centipedes are entirely harmless. I would be happy and honored to see one skittering around in my home. They eat harmful things.
Also myriapods (centipedes and millipedes) are not bugs.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
A wild false eyelash appears
snailboy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
For a second I thought this said “Hotdog for Sale”.
No, I would not purchase it.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I do understand why they want to sell it thought.
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Gicho is a delicacy, you shouldn’t turn your nose up at it.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m more worried about that thing turning up my nose.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The kind that killed an idiot mukbang streamer in China.
Nounka@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not a clue… But it is his hotdog/sossage/wiener now.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Looks like a dick with a toupe
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can’t even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.
frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
🤓uhm ackhtually centipedes are not insects but are members of a different group of arthropods called Myriapods, along with everyone’s favorite detritivores the millipedes
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My favorite myriapod is Arthropleura. Imagine a millipede the length of a car!
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Imagine how they’d all feel making purchase on your soft throat tissue as it forces its way down your throat
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I saw a video once of a giant centipede devouring a live mouse, and it still fucks with me every time I think of it. I still remember that mouse’s eyes.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Like the stretched limo of a beetle.
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dude I remember visiting the Caribbean, a car ran over one of these lengthwise and it was badly injured but alive.
Where the what the fuck??m
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The car was alive?
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes. Haven’t you read Stephen king’s A Buick 8?
EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Knowledgeable identification of an insect from the photo with cited reasoning: nice.
Dick joke : 4x the upvotes.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s not an insect.
EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Corrected. One pedant point awarded.
Zip2@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Is it a hot dog when it’s neither cooked or in a bun??
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Depending on your definition of ‘bun’, the centipede could be the bun here.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Needs more fur to be a bun.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
…the species is known by many common names, including jungle centipede, orange-legged centipede, Hawaiian centipede, and Vietnamese centipede.
…it is also found on virtually all land areas around and within the Indian Ocean, all of tropical and subtropical Asia from Russia to the islands of Malaysia and Indonesia, Australia, South and Central America, the Caribbean islands, and possibly parts of the southern United States…
Una@europe.pub 1 year ago
That’s not centipede, I counted only 17x2=34 legs! Its 34-pede!
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Well, to be fair, a centurion commanded les than one hundred people…
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
And no such century lasted for a century either.
mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
That’s a scalopendra, very venomous.