Hotdog for Scale

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Scolopendra subspinipes

  …the species is known by many common names, including jungle centipede, orange-legged centipede, Hawaiian centipede, and Vietnamese centipede.

  …it is also found on virtually all land areas around and within the Indian Ocean, all of tropical and subtropical Asia from Russia to the islands of Malaysia and Indonesia, Australia, South and Central America, the Caribbean islands, and possibly parts of the southern United States…

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That’s not centipede, I counted only 17x2=34 legs! Its 34-pede!

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This guy pedes!

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    • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      This guy pedos

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Well, to be fair, a centurion commanded les than one hundred people…

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    • unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      And no such century lasted for a century either.

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• Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Looks like a dick with a toupe

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can’t even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.

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  • frigidaphelion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    🤓uhm ackhtually centipedes are not insects but are members of a different group of arthropods called Myriapods, along with everyone’s favorite detritivores the millipedes

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    • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      My favorite myriapod is Arthropleura. Imagine a millipede the length of a car!

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Imagine how they’d all feel making purchase on your soft throat tissue as it forces its way down your throat

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    • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I saw a video once of a giant centipede devouring a live mouse, and it still fucks with me every time I think of it. I still remember that mouse’s eyes.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Like the stretched limo of a beetle.

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Image

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    A wild false eyelash appears

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    House centipedes are entirely harmless. I would be happy and honored to see one skittering around in my home. They eat harmful things.

    Also myriapods (centipedes and millipedes) are not bugs.

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• EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Knowledgeable identification of an insect from the photo with cited reasoning: nice.

  Dick joke : 4x the upvotes.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s not an insect.

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    • EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Corrected. One pedant point awarded.

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• Nounka@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Not a clue… But it is his hotdog/sossage/wiener now.

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• snailboy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  For a second I thought this said “Hotdog for Sale”.

  No, I would not purchase it.

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I do understand why they want to sell it thought.

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Gicho is a delicacy, you shouldn’t turn your nose up at it.

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    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I’m more worried about that thing turning up my nose.

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• Zip2@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Is it a hot dog when it’s neither cooked or in a bun??

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Depending on your definition of ‘bun’, the centipede could be the bun here.

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Needs more fur to be a bun.

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• mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That’s a scalopendra, very venomous.

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Not my proudest fap.

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Wow I sure don’t like that:(

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• JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The kind that killed an idiot mukbang streamer in China.

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• RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Dude I remember visiting the Caribbean, a car ran over one of these lengthwise and it was badly injured but alive.

  Where the what the fuck??m

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The car was alive?

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    • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes. Haven’t you read Stephen king’s A Buick 8?

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• isame@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  No, hot dog for centipede. It can fucking have it.

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• WhatSay@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That’s an exotic condiment

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