I’m so sure that this will happen…
Not my fucking house.
Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'
Submitted 11 months ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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FreeBooteR69@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
xxd@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Everyone: Hey, I’ve seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you’ve seen it? It’s brand new!
SouthFresh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Factory Floor is in China.
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Press F to doubt
kokesh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Definitely not into my house, fucker.
madame_gaymes@programming.dev 11 months ago
He forgot to give us the point values…
Child - 20 points Cat - 10 points Dog - 15 points Adult - 25 points
I wonder what they’ll offer in the Tesla rewards shop
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 11 months ago
You can request your payout at a minimum of 100 points
Ran Over… Reward Points… 18 wheeler 99 WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 11 months ago
AI trained on carmageddon
axh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
CEO - 100000 points.
futatorius@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Most popular user mod ever.
madame_gaymes@programming.dev 11 months ago
Nah, Teslas will set themselves on fire with a family inside before it allows something like that to happen.
vegeta@lemmy.world 11 months ago
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Tesla will begin its roll out of its self-driving Robotaxi fleet in multiple US cities in the months to come, already taking appropriate regulatory steps in both California and Texas.
Anyone want to take bets on how many deaths/injuries will there be before they’re pulled?
Infinite is valid all things considered.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yeah, I don’t bet w/ human lives, I’m not an insurance company.
taladar@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Infinite is valid all things considered.
Not really. I mean that would require a timeline where humanity is both stupid enough to keep Tesla around and survives indefinitely which is highly unlikely.
Buffalox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It just means it will never be pulled.
ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Anyone want to take bets on how many deaths/injuries will there be before they’re pulled?
DOGE will make sure it won’t be pulled. They’ll shut down any administration that tries.
This LiDAR tech vs Tesla video makes me wish Tesla will use LiDAR in their self-driving Robotaxi fleet: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQJL3htsDyQ&t=556s
suicidaleggroll@lemm.ee 11 months ago
They won’t. Musk has a hard-on for doing everything with visible cameras for some stupid reason.
MagicShel@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
[ Doubt ]
scytale@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Aka they save on delivery costs and your new car racks up miles on your own dime.
Ulrich@feddit.org 11 months ago
your new car racks up miles on your own dime before you even get to drive it.
What? LOL Do you derive some sort of satisfaction from sitting in the driver’s seat in traffic and watching the miles rack up?
scytale@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Have you never had something delivered to you before? Does the amazon driver pick you up and take you to the warehouse so you can personally pick up your package?
moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Ever used your eyes while driving? You’ve probably seen those car transport semis loaded up with new vehicles, transporting them to dealerships.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s not happening.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Yeah, no.
That would be true if any of this self driving shit actually existed, but it doesn’t. Elmo lies. A lot. About everything. So this? He’s just lying again .
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It does, and I’ve heard its safer than humans in some cases, but there’s legal issues in the way. Like if a driverless car kills someone, who’s fault is it?
mesamunefire@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Imagine it gets into an accident lol
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Tesla “FSD” switches off seconds before an accident, so this will be interesting.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Surely it would be Tesla since you don’t actually have possession of it, right? Right??
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“we planned for this edge case, and have programmed the vehicle to quickly leave the scene of any accident where a driver is not present. by accepting delivery (by purchasing a vehicle) you accept that all vehicles are sold as-is. tesla insurance customers get half-off repair claim deductibles for the first 7 days.”
sorghum@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
If it waives the destination fee, then I don’t see it as a bad problem depending on how much it would normally cost to deliver vs how many miles.
WetBeardHairs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It doesnt waive that fee because it is a federally required fee to be applied to all vehicles regardless of their… destination. Uhg.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dealers: charge bullshit fee
Mftr: “get rid of this bullshit fee by racking up miles right from the factory”
Customer: “this is such a phenomenal deal!”
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And also, who doesn’t want hundreds to thousand of miles put against your warranty.
huquad@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
The shortest distance between Tesla and your house is a full circle around the country.
50MYT@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also at the odometer rate of Tesla Miles, where the warranty runs out faster.
NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Assuming there is any reality to this (big assumption), I assume you are looking at the distance to the nearest distribution center (so Tesla “Not a dealership for legal reasons”). So a lot closer to hundred than not.
Mostly because Factory->House requires a lot of automated charging technology. Whereas Factory->Truck->Dealership->House still lets them take advantage of scale (a truck truck) and can go on a single battery charge.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yeah, I live like 10 miles from a Tesla dealership, about 1k from a Tesla factory. If having the car drive to me is cheaper than loading it on a truck and taking it to my local dealership, I’m fine with it having 1k miles.
garretble@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sure, Jan.