I’m so sure that this will happen…
Jokes on him I’m never getting one
Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'
Submitted 2 days ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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DrSleepless@lemmy.world 1 day ago
j0ester@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I told them I didn’t want the car delivered to my house. If they did, I would auto accept it. Even if there’s issues on it. Accept it from their dealership.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 days ago
Announced since 2014
garretble@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sure, Jan.
SouthFresh@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Factory Floor is in China.
kwedd@feddit.nl 1 day ago
It could happen, provided the cars are remotely piloted by a bunch of Indians.
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 days ago
What excuse can he use later?
I mean, when it turns out that it’s not happening this year, and not even next year.
Any bets?
My guess: He won’t be with Tesla anymore then, so all these broken promises become somebody else’s problem.
ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 2 days ago
BULL’s PUUUSSSY!
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Understanding Bull Pussy Unflinchingly A Meta-Cognitive Framework for Navigating Hyper-Bullish Market Psychology
By: [Redacted]
Institute for Degenerate Financial Semiotics
April 2025
Abstract
This paper attempts to define, decode, and derive strategic utility from the crude yet revealing expression “Bull’s Pussy”, as used by market participants operating in high-volatility, momentum-driven environments — most notably, finance bros, meme traders, and risk-on opportunists. Far from mere vulgarity, this term encapsulates a specific market sentiment, behavioral signal, and strategic decision point. We explore its origin, semiotic function, embedded psychology, and applicable counter- and co-strategies.
- Origin & Semantics: A Vulgar Market Signal
The term “Bull’s Pussy” emerges from the hyper-masculinized, aggressive vernacular of speculative finance subcultures — environments where sentiment is expressed less through rational analysis and more through primal, performative assertion.
Used as an exclamation — “BULL’S PUSSY!” — it denotes:
A market condition that is ravenously bullish A state of euphoric exposure — fully open, ripe for exploitation An opportunity that demands immediate, aggressive participation
Important Note: The term is inherently metaphorical, not biological. Its power lies in its shock value, not its anatomical accuracy.
- Practitioner’s Usage: The Cry of the Risk-Addicted
When shouted across trading desks or Discord servers, “Bull’s Pussy” functions as both call-to-action and tribal signal. It serves to:
Affirm momentum Justify high-risk entry Establish fraternity among participants who know this can’t last, but ride anyway
Its use is performative, ironic, and occasionally nihilistic. The practitioner does not believe in the sustainability of the bull run — only in their ability to exit before collapse.
- Larger Context: Participatory Delusion and Reflexive Frenzy
The concept operates within the psychological framework of reflexivity (à la George Soros): traders act on beliefs they know are unsustainable, thus making them temporarily true.
Here, we find a meta-cognitive paradox:
One must become the herd while believing one is not the herd.The practitioner foments irrationality by participating in it. The act of buying because others are buying becomes self-validating — until, inevitably, it doesn’t.
Thus, “Bull’s Pussy” is not a sign of market health. It is the canary in the cocaine mine — signaling the end phase of unsustainable price action.
- Strategic Evaluation: What to Do When You See It
Below are strategic responses to encountering a “Bull’s Pussy” moment: A. The Rusher: Bigger Fool Gambit
Thesis: Ride the wave. Exit before it crashes. Risk: You are the bigger fool. Edge: Speed, exit discipline, zero conviction.
B. The Reaper: Contrarian Short
Thesis: The higher it goes, the harder it dies. Risk: Market stays irrational longer than you stay solvent. Edge: Patience, conviction, liquidity to bleed until reversal.
C. The Dealer: Liquidity Provider
Thesis: Sell calls, hedge delta. Let the herd overpay. Risk: Sharp upside breaks strangle you. Edge: Volatility pricing, neutral posture.
D. The Ghost: Strategic Exit
Thesis: Offload into demand. Fade with grace. Risk: Left behind if bull leg continues. Edge: Emotional detachment, stealth.
E. The Monk: Wait for the Fire Sale
Thesis: Opportunity comes after the collapse. Risk: No gains in the melt-up. Edge: Capital preservation, clarity.
- Conclusion: The Erotic Death Drive of Markets
“Bull’s Pussy” is more than a phrase. It is a market moment, a shared delusion, and a behavioral archetype. It encapsulates the late-stage euphoria of a bull run that knows no rational bounds — only speed, volume, and mutual fantasy.
To act within it, one must know:
What role they are playing Whether they believe the hype — or merely perform belief How fast they can exit the orgy when the music stops
In this lies the true power of understanding “Bull’s Pussy” — not as crude noise, but as a coded market scream that something wild and unsustainable is happening.
The wise trader hears it, smirks, and then chooses their weapon.
Appendix:
Glossary of Terms (e.g., “Degen,” “Exit Liquidity,” “Front-Running God”) Timeline of Major “Bull Pussy” Events (e.g., GME, BTC $60k, Dot-com finale) Simulated Trade Scenarios: “You Hear It. What Now?”
ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My friend circle has been saying bull’s pussy for like 45 years when we mean bullshit. I had no idea there was another meaning and it all depended on the inflection as to the severity in which you would mean it. Like if you whispered it to your friend or yelled it. It just means this is some dumb shit to a bunch of hillbillies from WNC.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
He means that’s how long it’ll hold together
superkret@feddit.org 2 days ago
It already drove across the country by itself several years ago.
blinfabian@feddit.nl 1 day ago
of course they will, all their dealerships are burnt down
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
It better fuckin’ not if it knows what’s good for it.