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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can’t take him seriously if he’s not wearing sandals and socks.

  Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.

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  • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    BLACK socks.

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    Sploosh

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• SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house…

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!

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    • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Asbestolotley nothing

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Someone set my neighbor’s shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.

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    • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do some mushrooms and go stare at it, and blow your mind.

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol

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• Shellbeach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    are you the person making the schools dress code?!

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But no bare ankles, sadly. :(

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• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.

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  • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why would it matter if you’re cis?

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    • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      meant cis hetero but that sex machine got me going and I forgor

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• djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  if that’s the sluttiest outfit you got, y’all gotta step up your game. I don’t think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I’ve got.

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• sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s saving his “Kiss the Cook” apron for a special occasion. 😼

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• Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Obviously fake, no mullet.

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• marito@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  90s dad or gen Z dude?

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• Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do Americans tuck their shirts in?

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  • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was the style in the 90s/early 00s for dads. My Dad did this look, but he wore actual jeans and kept his phone clipped on his belt.

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    • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah I’m an Aussie, but my American father in law tucks his shirt in, the only guy I know that does it

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you can see the Blackberry phone holster on their belts.

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    • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hate the game, not the player

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  • mhague@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a more formal way to dress. I had to wear uniforms with tucked in shirts as a kid in school. It’s also a normal requirement at jobs. Becomes habit.

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• HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here

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  • DoubleSpace@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Obsession.

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    • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Classy for that guy would be Stetson

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    drakkar noir

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• BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey! Where’d you get that picture of me?!?

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mom shared it

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your mom shares pics of her lovers??? Tell her she’s not allowed to share my pic! 😡

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dude actually looks like he could pull off booty shorts if he tried.

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    gotta be careful with jorts though.

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx3ORAO1Y6s

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do the ladies like this?

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This has to be a generational difference but the unopposed moustache screams gay to me, because when I was a young adult only my gay friends had that style. I cannot shake the association. It seems like it started with some guys being ironic then got picked up by the mainstream.

    Can’t wait for the shorts that are actual shorts to come back too, I’m tired of men passing of culottes as shorts. If they are longer than your knees they aren’t shorts. They are mediums or something but if they are not short, they aren’t shorts.

    So a no from me.

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• Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s a nice grill www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbH3dB1UCjE

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• ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dirty stache… Would

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• LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay, let’s turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted “slutty outfits” for men, both straight and gay?

  I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hoochie daddy shorts. Mid thigh at the longest.

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