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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can’t take him seriously if he’s not wearing sandals and socks.

    Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.

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    • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      BLACK socks.

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

      Sploosh

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  • SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house…

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!

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      • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Asbestolotley nothing

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.

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      • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Someone set my neighbor’s shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.

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      • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Do some mushrooms and go stare at it, and blow your mind.

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    • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol

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  • Shellbeach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      are you the person making the schools dress code?!

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But no bare ankles, sadly. :(

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  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.

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    • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Why would it matter if you’re cis?

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      • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        meant cis hetero but that sex machine got me going and I forgor

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  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    if that’s the sluttiest outfit you got, y’all gotta step up your game. I don’t think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I’ve got.

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  • sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He’s saving his “Kiss the Cook” apron for a special occasion. 😼

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Obviously fake, no mullet.

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  • marito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    90s dad or gen Z dude?

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  • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why do Americans tuck their shirts in?

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    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It was the style in the 90s/early 00s for dads. My Dad did this look, but he wore actual jeans and kept his phone clipped on his belt.

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      • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Yeah I’m an Aussie, but my American father in law tucks his shirt in, the only guy I know that does it

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    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So you can see the Blackberry phone holster on their belts.

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      • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Hate the game, not the player

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    • mhague@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a more formal way to dress. I had to wear uniforms with tucked in shirts as a kid in school. It’s also a normal requirement at jobs. Becomes habit.

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can’t decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here

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    • DoubleSpace@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Obsession.

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      • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Classy for that guy would be Stetson

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      drakkar noir

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  • BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hey! Where’d you get that picture of me?!?

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Mom shared it

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Your mom shares pics of her lovers??? Tell her she’s not allowed to share my pic! 😡

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dude actually looks like he could pull off booty shorts if he tried.

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      gotta be careful with jorts though.

      m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx3ORAO1Y6s

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do the ladies like this?

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    • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This has to be a generational difference but the unopposed moustache screams gay to me, because when I was a young adult only my gay friends had that style. I cannot shake the association. It seems like it started with some guys being ironic then got picked up by the mainstream.

      Can’t wait for the shorts that are actual shorts to come back too, I’m tired of men passing of culottes as shorts. If they are longer than your knees they aren’t shorts. They are mediums or something but if they are not short, they aren’t shorts.

      So a no from me.

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  • Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s a nice grill www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbH3dB1UCjE

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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dirty stache… Would

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  • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Okay, let’s turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted “slutty outfits” for men, both straight and gay?

    I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hoochie daddy shorts. Mid thigh at the longest.

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