Opening Lemmy in the morning and seeing dozens of unread comments in your inbox makes you think: what the heck did I say yesterday?

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• rosco385@lemm.ee ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  My first thought is always “Must be Nicole the Fediverse chick again” 😂

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• pigeonholedpoetry@sh.itjust.works ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Normally people just hardcore virtue signaling.

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• InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And then all of them are “Nicole”.

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  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    The Polish Partier.

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i have a different pic in my inbox. do i suppose to collect them all? i want a rare Nicole now

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    • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh she’s using a new picture now?

      I’ll probably get it in my inbox sooner or later

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  • benignintervention@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just got mine today, like some tribal initiation

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Still haven’t gotten one. Guess the bots don’t like me.

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  • Gerudo@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I guess I’m not special enough, Nicole doesn’t want to talk to me.

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  • Tungsten5@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I got a message from nicole with a pic. I thought it was a scammer or something. Just a one off thing. Is that not the case? Is Nicole a lemmy thing?

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nope, your first instinct is right, it’s a spammer. But it’s one of the few spammers that almost everyone has run into, so it’s just a joke. Like saying you met a Nigerian prince who offered you a huge sum of money.

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  • mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    update private_message set deleted = true from person where person.id = private_message.creator_id and person.actor_id in ('https://lemmy.cafe/u/nicole');
    

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  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gods please don’t let this be a trend…

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• AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Most of the time I know exactly what I’m getting if I see more than maybe 3+ comments. Usually it’s me saying something anti-communist, something on brand enough for me.

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• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me is, how stoned was I.

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• spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just assume I said something factually wrong and now dozens of helpful people are lining up to correct me.

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  • TheTurner@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Uhm, acshually.

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• hmonkey@lemy.lol ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is it normal for people to regret what they said on here? Because I tend not to change my mind from downvotes and dumb responses. I do block people though

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My only regrets are having to read stupid responses that completely missed the point of what I said because they want to argue with what they think I said.

    Occasionally I learn something new from responses, which changes my perspective.

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    • Primer81@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I agree - A lot of people seem so prepared for someone to disagree with them that they seem to misfire on people they agree with. I try to avoid this by starting my comments with “I agree” 😊 … though even then some people still get confused 🫠

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Downvotes sometimes make me want to clarify what I wrote on the assumption that it got misinterpreted.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Has that ever worked for you?

      I do it a lot and can’t think of a single time it worked.

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t want to deal with arguing and people pleasing. I don’g have the energy for it. So I’m on an instance with downvotes disabled and rarely check my inbox.

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  • sxan@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My thought was more “which of the things I wrote triggered such a reaction?” I’m often surprised.

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  • obinice@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean well, and I want to have hope for the future, but I’m depressed and have untreated ADHD and a desperate need for therapy, and I do worry that I’m letting all that influence how I talk to strangers online.

    I’m probably too harsh sometimes, or not harsh enough, or dumb, or stupid, etc, more often than I’d like.

    So yeah, I generally regret or worry over everything I say to everyone at some point or another. I suck xD But I’m too lonely to switch off and not talk to anyone entirely, so here we are.

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  • khannie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My own experience with this was posting a shower thoughts thread while quite inebriated, forgetting I’d done it then waking up with a fairly full inbox so nothing controversial or argumentative.

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    • sxan@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My experience is that I reply to a lot of things, and post very few, and in no case do I have even a vague notion about how many comments what I write will generate. I can guess the vector magnitude of up/down votes, but never the amount of interaction, where people take time to reply.

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  • ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Absolutely, it is only human to make mistakes. Of course there are time where someone gives a stupid reply but there are also times where that is not the case. If it were the assumption would be that I am right about everything, which is asinine

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  • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I I do actually second thought what I said. As I can be as wrong as any. And if I’m wrong I’m ought to change my mind.

    But it’s true that I rarely change my mind unless there’s a truly convincing argument.

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Usually means you got featured on hexbear

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    what’s hexbear

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    • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A fictional enemy used by right wingers on Lemmy to victimize themselves.

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    • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you don’t know, count yourself hella lucky and move on with your day.

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    • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When you had hex with a bear last night but can’t remember.

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• stoly@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least unlike reddit people aren’t directly insulting you.

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Immediately go to my comments to see whats getting downvoted to hell.

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• miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Often followed by, “I said that?”

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then you read your original comment and, no, you didn’t say that; someone’s just trying to gaslight you or they’re straw manning.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or they keep explaining what you already said because they don’t understand nuance or context.

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• Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If your in for a wild ride, you can post something like “Steam sucks”, or ask anything about “Hexbear”. If you just want positive attention, go with “What’s the best distro for…?”

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Steam does suck though? It’s hard to use, and most things are better boiled/blanched or fried.

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    • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Looks like we have a noob that wouldn’t survive 10 minutes in a kitchen lobby. Everyone knows that cooking with steam preserves nutrients, enhances flavor, and retains the natural texture of food.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You wouldn't boil crabs

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you just want positive attention, go with “What’s the best distro for…?”

    Clearly the best distro is Windows 10!

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    • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Got me.

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lmao yeah sometimes. Since I mostly shitpost I just assume that the posts have had the intended effect of either making people laugh or working them up a little about something they care about. Just enough to make them share some stuff they’re really passionate about. I like hearing people’s unfiltered opinions.

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• oce@jlai.lu ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Did you criticize the left?

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  • teuto@lemmy.teuto.icu ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I think nano is the premier terminal text editor.”

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    • oce@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Spicy!

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• cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  O, i know the feeling

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• slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  True dat mate.

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• Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The biggest responses I’ve ever gotten by far have all been asking for alternatives to popular tech. 😏

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    on Lemmy that’s just karma farming.

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