I am, there saved them the trouble.
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online
Submitted 2 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://theintercept.com/2025/02/11/ice-immigration-social-media-surveillance/
Comments
infinitevalence@discuss.online 2 months ago
einkorn@feddit.org 2 months ago
Not that I am arguing for simply rolling over but:
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
When push comes to shove, they won’t give a flying fuck about a piece of paper that says they can’t do that. Just ask anyone who’s been to Gitmo on either side of the bars.
infinitevalence@discuss.online 2 months ago
Yeah, that part pisses me off to no end. If they lock up even one Citizen in gitmo…
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then when push comes to shove, I will not consider their safety.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cute that you think they give a damn about the constitution
Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Snowflakes
underwire212@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
#landofthefree!
alphabethunter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Land of the thief, home of the slave (…) where the dollar is sacred and power is god.” -Brother Ali
Whateley@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I shit on ICE and everything is stands for.
All my homies shit on ICE.
badbytes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck ICE
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck Ice and fuck who ever helps them.
VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
ICE is a buch of racist maggots.
SecretSauces@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ICE is the modern day Gestapo.
Not sure if that’s a negative thing in their eyes though.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Maybe 30% of ICE personnel would understand that being the gestapo represents a “branding problem,” maybe 1% are ethical enough to feel bad about it but not enough to quit.
SecretSauces@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If it walks, talks, and violates human rights like a duck, I’m calling it a fucking duck.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ICE agents have woke DEI sex with parrots.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 2 months ago
ICE can gargle my balls
Skunk@jlai.lu 2 months ago
That’s refreshing
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
wow they didn’t say you could, rude
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck ICE.
A_A@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, fuck ICE, fuck nasified ICE. See, this as a positive stance to have towards ice. So, this is not : “Posting Negative Things About” … “Fucking ICE”.
Nima@leminal.space 2 months ago
ICE can suck dicks in hell! 🥰🫰
Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Remember that constitution they loved so much?
Fuck ICE
Trylytx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Has poor little ICE got their feelies hurt?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
No prob ICE, fuck you.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me
cyberfae@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wouldn’t count on that if I where you. They’re cracking down harder than ever, and they’re getting even more citizens by mistake during their raids than usual.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m guessing they said this to make ICE waste resources going after them. Of course, Trump wants to be able to deport citizens, too.
Carl@lemm.ee 2 months ago
ICE is America’s brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).
monke3@lemy.lol 2 months ago
ICE can suck my balls while I fuck it’s mother in the asshole.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
That seems overly complicated and counterproductive. How can ICE watch you fuck its mother if it’s sucking your balls? They should do that after you fuck its mother.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Fuck ICE
All my homies are c/HydroHomies
trashboat@midwest.social 2 months ago
Fuck ICE
Sumdood64209@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck ICE
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
ICE once bit my sister.
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
ICE bites kan be vary nasti.
Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn’t the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying “fuck ICE” on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.
earphone843@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yeah, EVs are the way to go. Fuck ICE and all the pollution they make.
EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.
Eyedust@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If ICE made it a lifelong goal to eat all the shit I’ve ever shit in life, they’d still have more purpose and respect than they do now.
i.e. Eat my shit, ICE.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll shit on your shit and they can eat my shit too.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But what if you don’t like water that’s frozen? Are you going to end up in a detention camp trying to explain that there’s been a big misunderstanding?
NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Only pedo guys work at ICE.
meowmeowbeanz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So ICE is scraping the narcissist playgrounds to hunt migrants now. Par for the course in the surveillance state’s evolution — law enforcement cosplaying as keyboard warriors while violating what little remains of digital privacy.
The real kicker? Tech giants rolling out the red carpet for this dystopian collaboration. Data extraction as border enforcement. We’ve normalized corporate complicity in human suffering through layers of API access and sanitized policy jargon.
Watching governments weaponize platforms designed for vanity and outrage should surprise nobody. The algorithm feeds on fear either way — whether it’s manufactured viral rage or biometric tracking masquerading as national security. This isn’t about immigration. It’s about perfecting the digital panopticon where every like and follow becomes potential evidence.
baggins@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Fuck ICE