I am, there saved them the trouble.
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online
Submitted 1 month ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://theintercept.com/2025/02/11/ice-immigration-social-media-surveillance/
Comments
infinitevalence@discuss.online 1 month ago
einkorn@feddit.org 1 month ago
Not that I am arguing for simply rolling over but:
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
When push comes to shove, they won’t give a flying fuck about a piece of paper that says they can’t do that. Just ask anyone who’s been to Gitmo on either side of the bars.
infinitevalence@discuss.online 1 month ago
Yeah, that part pisses me off to no end. If they lock up even one Citizen in gitmo…
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then when push comes to shove, I will not consider their safety.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cute that you think they give a damn about the constitution
Tronn4@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Snowflakes
underwire212@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
#landofthefree!
alphabethunter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Land of the thief, home of the slave (…) where the dollar is sacred and power is god.” -Brother Ali
Whateley@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I shit on ICE and everything is stands for.
All my homies shit on ICE.
badbytes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck ICE
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck Ice and fuck who ever helps them.
VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
ICE is a buch of racist maggots.
SecretSauces@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ICE is the modern day Gestapo.
Not sure if that’s a negative thing in their eyes though.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Maybe 30% of ICE personnel would understand that being the gestapo represents a “branding problem,” maybe 1% are ethical enough to feel bad about it but not enough to quit.
SecretSauces@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If it walks, talks, and violates human rights like a duck, I’m calling it a fucking duck.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ICE agents have woke DEI sex with parrots.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 1 month ago
ICE can gargle my balls
Skunk@jlai.lu 1 month ago
That’s refreshing
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
wow they didn’t say you could, rude
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck ICE.
A_A@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, fuck ICE, fuck nasified ICE. See, this as a positive stance to have towards ice. So, this is not : “Posting Negative Things About” … “Fucking ICE”.
Nima@leminal.space 1 month ago
ICE can suck dicks in hell! 🥰🫰
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Remember that constitution they loved so much?
Fuck ICE
Trylytx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Has poor little ICE got their feelies hurt?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
No prob ICE, fuck you.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me
cyberfae@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wouldn’t count on that if I where you. They’re cracking down harder than ever, and they’re getting even more citizens by mistake during their raids than usual.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m guessing they said this to make ICE waste resources going after them. Of course, Trump wants to be able to deport citizens, too.
Carl@lemm.ee 1 month ago
ICE is America’s brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).
monke3@lemy.lol 1 month ago
ICE can suck my balls while I fuck it’s mother in the asshole.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
That seems overly complicated and counterproductive. How can ICE watch you fuck its mother if it’s sucking your balls? They should do that after you fuck its mother.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Fuck ICE
All my homies are c/HydroHomies
trashboat@midwest.social 1 month ago
Fuck ICE
Sumdood64209@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck ICE
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
ICE once bit my sister.
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
ICE bites kan be vary nasti.
Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn’t the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying “fuck ICE” on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.
earphone843@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, EVs are the way to go. Fuck ICE and all the pollution they make.
EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.
Eyedust@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If ICE made it a lifelong goal to eat all the shit I’ve ever shit in life, they’d still have more purpose and respect than they do now.
i.e. Eat my shit, ICE.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll shit on your shit and they can eat my shit too.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But what if you don’t like water that’s frozen? Are you going to end up in a detention camp trying to explain that there’s been a big misunderstanding?
NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Only pedo guys work at ICE.
meowmeowbeanz@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So ICE is scraping the narcissist playgrounds to hunt migrants now. Par for the course in the surveillance state’s evolution — law enforcement cosplaying as keyboard warriors while violating what little remains of digital privacy.
The real kicker? Tech giants rolling out the red carpet for this dystopian collaboration. Data extraction as border enforcement. We’ve normalized corporate complicity in human suffering through layers of API access and sanitized policy jargon.
Watching governments weaponize platforms designed for vanity and outrage should surprise nobody. The algorithm feeds on fear either way — whether it’s manufactured viral rage or biometric tracking masquerading as national security. This isn’t about immigration. It’s about perfecting the digital panopticon where every like and follow becomes potential evidence.
baggins@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Fuck ICE