What would win in a space battle? A TIE Fighter or a Chick-fil-A® Deluxe Chicken Sandwich?
I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA
Submitted 5 weeks ago by bpt11@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Gork@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Probably a tie fighter the chick fil a deluxe chicken sandwich seems unfit for space combat
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hey bro, how your organs doing
db2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Follow up question, are they all in the usual location
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I think my organs are fine? Everything seems to be in order. I’ve never seen them before with my own eyes but I’m pretty sure they’re in the right place, I’ll update you if I’m informed otherwise
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Did noone ask what Linux distro you are on?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Nobody has yet! I’ve only been getting into Linux quite recently, I have a Microsoft surface laptop studio that I’d like to put Linux Mint on, but I’ve been a little scared of pulling the trigger so I haven’t yet :(. I did just get an old desktop pc from my dad because he replaced it, I was gonna put Mint on that but it was having some kind of issue with the bios, I ended up putting Kubuntu on it.
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
maxenmajs@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Have you ever played on a Minecraft world for longer than two weeks?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Yes, I think since I reached adulthood the longest I’ve stuck to a world was a month, and I actually plan on going back to that same world soon
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
will you show pics of you do?
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I don’t think so personally but I don’t think it’s really something worth dwelling on
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Can an unstoppable force move an unmovable object?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I think I’m lacking actual ways to answer this but if I had to guess I feel like they’d just cancel each other out and just disappear
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
No OP, but the question is flawed. Both can’t exist in the same universe according to the standard definition, unless you made a custom definition which would decide whether it can or not.
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I know it is a known paradoxical question lol. Shitposts get shit comments. It was funny.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
- What is your name?
- What is your quest?
- What is your favorite color?
- Do you know why I asked you these questions?
Bonus Questions
- What is the capital of Assyria? - What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I’m bpt11, or Bryce My quest is to be friends with lots of people and hang out and have fun I really like brown yellow and blue I do not know why I haven’t seen Monty python in a while
Skanky@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Old dude here. What are the kids into these days? Oh, and get off my lawn.
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’m honestly not sure cuz I try to stay off of traditional social media. I have a brother just a couple years young than me and I never have any clue what he’s talking about. Something about “low taper fade” and such, I dunno.
fishabel@discuss.online 4 weeks ago
Who do you think you are?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I’m just a 20 year old guy
fishabel@discuss.online 4 weeks ago
Do you think you’ll survive the water wars in the near future?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 weeks ago
What is 27364859273 times 473726475847?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
1.2963458e+22
DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Do you like the chair you are sitting on right now?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’m sitting on a couch rn and it’s probably the comfiest couch in the world I can’t lie
podperson@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Has your couch ever had relations with JD Vance?
DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Are you sure its the couch that is comfy and not your…
Resol@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
How’s 2025 so far?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Pretty good! How about yourself?
Resol@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It has been pretty alright. Although I have a feeling something will ruin the year later on. I’ve had this feeling for a long time.
podperson@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
What advice (uplifting or real-shit depressing) would you give to someone who just turned 18?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I feel like my life didn’t really amount to much until I started just doing things rather than thinking about them. Keep track of every idea you have, every time you think “maybe I should try that” or “hmm that seems interesting” and then refer back to it whenever you’re bored. If you ever find yourself doom scrolling or anything like that that’s unproductive refer back to that and give something a go. It’s worth trying.
kautau@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Well said. I’m 34, totally agree. I would also add to stick with something difficult and get over the initial learning curve. I learned how to longboard in college because my best friend was a natural skater, I was terrible at it starting out, but 16 years later I longboard around the neighborhood when the weather is nice. I have a couple scars from my mistakes, but years later 34 year old me doesn’t regret 18-22 year old me doing that at all.
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
How are you
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’m pretty good. I spent all day baking reading and playing Elden ring it was great
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
How far are you in Elden Ring? I had only played some Demons Souls and skipped to Elden Ring and it’s one of my favorite games of the past decade! I recently respec’d into a moonveil build and it’s AWESOME
Mortoc@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Can you recommend a piece of media that you feels like it really “gets” what life feels like for you?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I’ve returned 9 hours later. I think my answer is Red Dead Redemption 2. Not because I’m a rootin tootin crime committing cowboy or anything but I just really appreciate the way Arthur sees and interacts with the world, in a high honor play through at least I’m not sure if it’s different in a low honor run.
I appreciate the way that he acts and talks, he seems like a person that just sees people as people regardless of who they are or how they act. He might poke some fun at people but in the end he’s willing to help out a friend and is there for those around him. Sure he’s not exactly a “good man” given the killing and robbing, all that stuff but I think he has an incredibly kind soul.
It might be cheesy but I feel like that’s how I try to live my life. Regardless of your beliefs your actions your opinions, everyone is a person and I’ll always do my best to help you out if I can. I just try to be kind. I feel like it’s a good way to look at things.
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’ll have to think on this for a bit but I like this question a lot
Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What’s up?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
What’s it like to have functioning knees (I forget)
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
It’s pretty awesome I love bending
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Lucky
ColdSideOfYourPillow@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
but you can’t experience knee surgery 😔
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
Asl?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
As in American Sign Language?
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Age/Sex/Location, it’s a relic from ye olde internet
18/F/CA is the go-to when you don’t want to answer
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
No
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
I mean you already know the A/S
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Short long medium, it doesn’t really matter to me. I think the first character that dies in breaking bad is Crazy 8s partner or cousin or whatever he is, but I don’t remember his name. I would not be able to recognize a lenf node in a microscope, I don’t even know what that is. 20 because I was born 20 years ago.
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
- Based, 2. I forgor crazy 8 completely, 3. My mistake, i thought they would be called lenf but English did it’s thing and it’s lymph (it was on our exam today, and none of my roommates got it right. The future of medicine is bright 😁)
Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Anything or everything?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Anything
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
How are you?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’m doing pretty good today! I’ve been preparing for a New Year’s party and baking a lot of stuff for it, it’s something I like to do a lot so it’s been great so far.
iii@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
What’s your favourite part of the krebs cycls?
Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Forgetting how it works and having to relearn it again
iii@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
How can you forget, you do it all the time?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’m unfamiliar with it but based on the image on Wikipedia I choose Citrate because I like Citrus flavors
JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What do you want to do with your life
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I really wanna be a dad, and my dream is to own a record store / cafe / thrift store kinda thing
JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Thats cool. You are still young so be sure to live a bit yourself before the kid(s) come along. I’d suggest to travel a bit if you can. I hope you get where you want to be. 🙏
klemptor@startrek.website 5 weeks ago
Mustard on a burger. Acceptable?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I know that people really like mustard so I don’t have any particular problem with it, but I myself do not enjoy mustard so no. Just a preference
klemptor@startrek.website 5 weeks ago
Nice balanced answer. Also curious, what’s your opinion on tan suits?
tooclose104@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Have you tried much of the mustard spectrum? There’s all sorts beyond the standard yellow. Sweet, spicy, savory, smokey, smooth, chunky, combinations, the list really goes on. Mustard is incredibly diverse.
Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
No items, Fox only, Final Destination?
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Have you tried cocaine yet?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What music do you like? Also, are you happy?
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
How old are you?
bpt11@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
20 years old
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Are you a guy or a girl?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
How old are you now