Dave2

@Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hint: last night I did this to your sister ;)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I dont think anything is wrong with the format. Mango is replaced with fruit > subversion of expectation > bondburger (which is always wrong in wordplay so it double works)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post your homescreen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image kibty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upset about progress⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So it must be banned just like the books at the library that republicans deem harmful.

  This is like the worst false equivalence I have ever seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iron⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… some drugs (the medicine kind) are prescribed with birth control because they’re bad for babies. Is meth not bad for the baby?

  Also, if I may, what exactly is the criteria for something to be eugenics? I am not well informed; would, for example, not allowing people who wear black socks to have kids be eugenics?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The poop psa absolutely no one asked for⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandfather died of colon cancer, he had persistent diarrhoea/constipation (probably cycling, never had him clarify) for a year before he sought any medical attention. So yeah get your body checked up, the best thing you can do for cancer is to catch it early.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite power!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this coming to me right after I skip dinner for beer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always wanted to forge a knife!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yooo, thats hella cool man!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Rude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Based, 2. I forgor crazy 8 completely, 3. My mistake, i thought they would be called lenf but English did it’s thing and it’s lymph (it was on our exam today, and none of my roommates got it right. The future of medicine is bright 😁)
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to improve your Lemmy experience⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t you do some work? Go and upload the porn you have seen today, maybe we’ll have a new post record.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have what it takes to become a geologist?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I did miss that, could you explain it for me please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have what it takes to become a geologist?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminded me of the high geologist post So here it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm going insane⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s not a mirror. Say cheese!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It feels constricted, almost suffocating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody is having a fun day⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So I first thought singularity as in the core of a black hole and said yeah that’ll be hard to solve then I remembered singularity as in artificial super intelligence and yeah good luck to that intern