Yule Tidings

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In 2025 I’m going to get a good night’s sleep every night. Further, I will wake feeling rested and ready to take on the world

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  • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Damn, look at this guy going right to the “bending the laws of the universe” boasts.

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  • PlexSheep@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And you will wake up early in the morning too, compatible with society

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m going to finish all the games in my steam library

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  • Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Realizes I’d need at least 4 years, if I finished a game a day… I need to stop buying games.

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    • fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sir that’s over 1k what the fuck.

      Our 4 buddy family group has less games combined sir.

      Sir you need to stop.

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You have to finish within the year.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I just logged into my humble bundle account & looked at all the codes I haven’t redeemed yet…

      What was that about altering the laws of physics, time and the universe?

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• vk6flab@lemmy.radio ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hmm … this is going to need more thought or more brain altering substances … perhaps both … let me get back to you on this …

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Technically you have till next 12/31

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The “more thought” is a barrel of mead of course!

    And an ounce of weed, but that was already there

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  Soooo…a typical New Year’s resolution then.

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• disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m going to evenly microwave a Hot Pocket.

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You should settle for something more realistic like punching god in the taint

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• chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ooh - I’ll do an impossible one:

  “I will be able to afford a house on double the median household income for my region”

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  • tinyvoltron@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Let’s not go crazy. Stick with the god dick punching thing.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m going to shoot every billionaire in the face. With a bazooka.

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  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    🎵_there goes my hero_🎶

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  • shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Everyone cheers

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Swoons

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m going to try to drink more water

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    *be me, it’s Yule boasting

    Claim I’m going to get a GF after being khhv my whole life

    Rest of the group laughs uproariously, saying I’ve truly claimed the impossible*

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      khhvh?

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  • Thorman1@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is there a c/hydrohomies?

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A few, the most active is over at ml

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I will win PM of Canada through election or coup, then annex one by one each useful America state!

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I suggest annexing the entirety of the US as a single province for the shits & giggles. I don’t think they’d ever recover from that exceptionally bruised ego. LOL

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    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But my state is the besttttt you can’t lump me in with the other 'Mericans nooooo

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I would like to volunteer the Pacific states first as we have excellent beer and wine

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In 2025 I am going to steal slood from the gods for mankind. This will fix everything.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m finally going to nail Molly Ringwald.

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• Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m gonna pants Vladimir and push him down some stairs

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• 211@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I also liked the idea of New Year’s bingo, things you’d enjoy doing the next year and then seeing if you get bingo/s.

  But nah. In 2025 I’m going to start a company that will cheaply generate near-unlimited clean energy from greenhouse gases, pollutants, and (only discarded) plastics. I will install it for free and provide the energy at something like 10% of oil/coal equivalent. By threatening to turn it off, I’ll extort those in power to stop wars (yup, within the year) and obey the experts on how to improve the wellbeing of the bottom 10-50% in individual countries and globally.

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• Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeehaw! In 2025 I’m going to defeat my personal demons with a fucking flourish and get yolked as hell doing it.

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My Yule boasting! I am going be less judgmental and critical. This weighs on me heavily so it’s definitely a more Herculean task for me than it might be for someone else 😊

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• deus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ok, here I go: I will finally hit the gym, find someone to love, get a better job, learn to play an instrument, become a more patient and confident person, read the books I’ve bought, play the games I’ve bought, learn a new language, spend more time with people I care about, try LSD, start a master’s degree and do something about my receding hairline. Good luck, future me.

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is just news years resolutions except you don’t intend to keep them 😂

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• pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m getting out of my comfort zone

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• TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Im going to break a chunk off Jupiter and bring it into Earth’s orbit so we have a second moon!

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