I’m going to finish all the games in my steam library
Yule Tidings
Submitted 4 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
Realizes I’d need at least 4 years, if I finished a game a day… I need to stop buying games.
fushuan@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Sir that’s over 1k what the fuck.
Our 4 buddy family group has less games combined sir.
Sir you need to stop.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
You have to finish within the year.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 months ago
I just logged into my humble bundle account & looked at all the codes I haven’t redeemed yet…
What was that about altering the laws of physics, time and the universe?
vk6flab@lemmy.radio 4 months ago
Hmm … this is going to need more thought or more brain altering substances … perhaps both … let me get back to you on this …
nifty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Technically you have till next 12/31
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The “more thought” is a barrel of mead of course!
And an ounce of weed, but that was already there
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m going to evenly microwave a Hot Pocket.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You should settle for something more realistic like punching god in the taint
hOrni@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m going to shoot every billionaire in the face. With a bazooka.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 4 months ago
🎵_there goes my hero_🎶
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Everyone cheers
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Swoons
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ooh - I’ll do an impossible one:
“I will be able to afford a house on double the median household income for my region”
tinyvoltron@discuss.online 4 months ago
Let’s not go crazy. Stick with the god dick punching thing.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
I’m going to try to drink more water
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 months ago
*be me, it’s Yule boasting
Claim I’m going to get a GF after being khhv my whole life
Rest of the group laughs uproariously, saying I’ve truly claimed the impossible*
Thorman1@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Is there a c/hydrohomies?
kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 months ago
A few, the most active is over at ml
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I will win PM of Canada through election or coup, then annex one by one each useful America state!
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I suggest annexing the entirety of the US as a single province for the shits & giggles. I don’t think they’d ever recover from that exceptionally bruised ego. LOL
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
But my state is the besttttt you can’t lump me in with the other 'Mericans nooooo
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I would like to volunteer the Pacific states first as we have excellent beer and wine
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In 2025 I am going to steal slood from the gods for mankind. This will fix everything.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m finally going to nail Molly Ringwald.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m gonna pants Vladimir and push him down some stairs
211@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
I also liked the idea of New Year’s bingo, things you’d enjoy doing the next year and then seeing if you get bingo/s.
But nah. In 2025 I’m going to start a company that will cheaply generate near-unlimited clean energy from greenhouse gases, pollutants, and (only discarded) plastics. I will install it for free and provide the energy at something like 10% of oil/coal equivalent. By threatening to turn it off, I’ll extort those in power to stop wars (yup, within the year) and obey the experts on how to improve the wellbeing of the bottom 10-50% in individual countries and globally.
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeehaw! In 2025 I’m going to defeat my personal demons with a fucking flourish and get yolked as hell doing it.
nifty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
My Yule boasting! I am going be less judgmental and critical. This weighs on me heavily so it’s definitely a more Herculean task for me than it might be for someone else 😊
deus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ok, here I go: I will finally hit the gym, find someone to love, get a better job, learn to play an instrument, become a more patient and confident person, read the books I’ve bought, play the games I’ve bought, learn a new language, spend more time with people I care about, try LSD, start a master’s degree and do something about my receding hairline. Good luck, future me.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This is just news years resolutions except you don’t intend to keep them 😂
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I’m getting out of my comfort zone
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Im going to break a chunk off Jupiter and bring it into Earth’s orbit so we have a second moon!
gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In 2025 I’m going to get a good night’s sleep every night. Further, I will wake feeling rested and ready to take on the world
frickineh@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Damn, look at this guy going right to the “bending the laws of the universe” boasts.
PlexSheep@infosec.pub 4 months ago
And you will wake up early in the morning too, compatible with society