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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • TehWorld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This makes me sad. I installed a loud as fuck exhaust on my car, but it broke sound limits at the track so I had to get a quieter setup. Mostly I’m sad because of my tiny penis tho.

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  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    xkcd - Red Car

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    • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It must be a rule on the internet:

      There’s always a relevant xkcd.

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  • Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is this about PP pierre poilievre? The Canadian analog of doneOLD trump.

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  • multifariace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can’t handle stupid right now.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You picked the wrong milenium to live in.

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      • T156@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is there a right millennium? The end of the first millennium had people believing that the tick-over would cause the apocalypse, with all computers everywhere immediately detonating, and the whole economy rendered valueless dust.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    compensate much?

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  • ntma@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A guy with a small dick isn’t a real guy. It’s like a woman with small tits.

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    • red@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ah yes another guy with cave men mentality where humans are judged based on primal stuff, you know humans evolved and got civilised right? you know they are more than animal right?

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      • mranachi@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Look, I don’t want to disagree with your point… But I can’t stand by as you suggest that we evolved from cave men… We may have created civilisations, but we’ve not evolved into a civilized creature… We’re still as uncooked as were 60k years ago.

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      • ntma@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well I commend you for defending monsters from body shaming

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    • runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No need to body shame. Call people out on their attitude not their given biology.

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      • ntma@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I only body shame people with the wrong attitude, so it’s okay.

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  • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m conflicted because I love cars and how they work (including EVs!!!) but also don’t entirely love how loud they can be.

    I got a GR Corolla which has a little tiny 3 cylinder engine, but it’s so loud on cold starts. Luckily I live in the woods, because I would feel so bad cold starting it in a neighborhood.

    I’m conflicted because I love my car, but can also appreciate how cars just don’t have to be so loud that they give you temporary deafness as they drive by. Unfortunately with internal combustion, louder generally equals better flow in the exhaust which equals more power.

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    • Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Enjoy it! You could be driving another fun car with a completely boring sounding engine (cough FL5 cough) with almost no good sounding exhausts that aren’t just noise.

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    • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t be ashamed. Embrace the beautiful roar of your mighty little three-cylinder nugget. Let The raucous tones flow through your veins and release that sweet sweet dopamine when you jam the throttle pedal to the floor.

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  • wick@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How was the TMI calculated in this study?

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can literally hear these monkeys sing.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Boy, maga cultists sure are loud AF…

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those three monkes look like they’re singing For the Longest Time

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  • mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have been told all through my life I have a voice that carries

    😬

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  • NightShot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Trump

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  • Minarble@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Peter Dutton represent…

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As someone with a loud car, I can confirm

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  • sudo42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    General rule amongst those groups: “If you can’t be good, be loud.”

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  • tyler@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pretty sure there was a study that actually showed big trucks correlated with big penises. Crazy.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      yeah, being massive dickheads

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    • blandfordforever@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pretty sure you be able to cite a source for that.

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  • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bb smol

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    • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just 3%

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In primates small testicle size is correlated with how many males a female typically mates with. More males mating with the same female means the male that produces the most sperm has an advantage. So gorillas have tiny balls because every troop only has one silverback male, and chimps have horrifically huge nuts because there’s a lot of competition for mates from other males in the troop.

    Interestingly, humans fall roughly in the middle of the scale in terms of ball size!

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yet the head of a human penis is shaped for removing competing semen from a woman’s vagina

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        it’s obviously shaped like that for camouflage in autumnal forests

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      • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s some kinky shit

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  • Ferrous@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good meme, but we really ought to end small-penis hatred.

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    • Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s not about the actual size, it’s more like a mindset

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    • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Testicle size and potency is entirely unrelated to penis size, for all the men out there, and if you only ever have one partner you want to make babies with you don’t really need to be a super stud in the testicle department either… you just need regular sexual contact with your lady half.

      And people with breeder fetishes are fucking gross and weird. Musk is one such and just… eew.

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    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s not the small penis we hate, it’s the loud car.

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      • Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Problem is that this legitimizes their belief that there are set characteristics that define people as “manly.”

        Every 30 years or so we make some sort of social progress for women and/or LGBT people, and then a panic ensues that society is trying to destroy manliness. The Joe Rogans and Andrew Tates of the world suddenly pop up and start selling their nonsense that will magically make them the man’s men that their grandfathers were (while in fact their grandfathers were being told the same thing.)

        The solution to this isn’t to tell the loud whiners that their exact fears are true. It’s to divorce ourselves from the notion that being a man is determined by penis/testicle size, or even by having them at all. By telling the bigots that their worst fears are true, we’re tacitly endorsing their bigotry as legitimate, when we should be doing the exact opposite of that.

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      • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Counterpoint: it’s the hate that makes them compensate?

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      • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes, but we use the small penis as an insult, which is not fair.

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      • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        My most satisfying sexual experience was with a small dude

        I begged him for a second date. I think he was self-conscious about it. Dude was marriage material

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      • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I hate a lot of things.
        Guess i should start body shaming because of that?

        No. Only insecure losers bodyshame.

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    • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      this is about the crystal balls, not the magic wand.

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  • ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gives new meaning to ‘speak softly and carry a big stick’.

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