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Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk⁩ to ⁨unitedkingdom@feddit.uk⁩

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7x17ljpzgo

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  • BeN9o@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Calling it an attack feels like it lessens the meaning of the word for actual attacks. The man got wet.

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    • GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He was made sticky by vicky.

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, the charge is assault by beating, which sounds like mr farright got kicked or punched, but nope he got soaked by milkshake. I guess that bring the boys to the yard and he won the seat.

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      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think poor Farage got beat by a paper cup accidentally.

        Thomas Bowen told police she did not intend the paper cup to hit Farage.

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    • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Possibly the idea

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  • fubarx@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “She states she did not regret her actions.”

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    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      She acknowledges that this was an assault and that the liquid would have gone over the jackets of him and others and caused them to get cleaning, but she states that Nigel would be able to afford this.

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      • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I love this because it is entirely true and she is just being honest. Rich people can afford to have their coat cleaned.

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      • Flyberius@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        She’s such a chad

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  • YungOnions@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Give her a medal

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    • i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or a Knighthood.

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      • Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or more milkshake

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • hitmyspot@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Damn right, let’s throw it at Farage.

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  • mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How’d they figure out who did it?

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    • r00ty@kbin.life ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I feel she should have at least tried the shaggy defence.

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    • Paddzr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because she admitted it. It also happens to be she’s on OnlyFans! Go figure…

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  • sneak100@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Braver than the troops rat-salute

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  • Wahots@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Could have been worse, he wasn’t creampied like that anti-gay orange juice lady in the 70s or 80s.

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=5tHGmSh7f-0

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    • Dwayne_Elizondo_Mountain_Dew_Camacho@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That was satisfying!

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  • Salmarez@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Critical support, only because I am vegan!

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lmao imagine having a whole day at court because someone had milkshake thrown over them. What a waste of everyone’s time.

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  • Zip2@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s just a damn shame she didn’t have time to freeze it first.

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  • glitchcake@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Iconic <3

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  • OwlPaste@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As much as i think Garage is a piece of human garbage that needs to have a date with a guillotine, throwing anything at anyone is a terrible idea. Its a milkshake now, but what if it was acid? What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some? Or a nut allerge with a nut drink? These can be very severe.

    While i agree that Garage sucks, throwing things at people shouldn’t be a solution.

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    • CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Throwing things at people is not a solution but guillotine is? I’m not taking sides here, just curious about the thoughts process. Are you arguing that milkshake is not enough?

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      • SacralPlexus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What if he’d had an allergic reaction on his way to the guillotine? Wouldn’t that be awful?

        /s

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    • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What if instead of Nigel Farage it was a baby and what if instead of milkshake it was me stomping it to death with my big awesome robot mech suit what then HMM

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s all well and good guillotining him, but what if the guillotene was sharp? Someone might get a nasty cut!

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    • zaph@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What if it was uranium 235? What if it was a gun instead of a cup? What if what if what if?

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      i would argue that nige should be glad people are civilized enough to only throw beverages at him

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      • MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He did have a banana thrown at him in Barnsley one time, as well as a milkshake. And another time it was a coffee cup. N Going around with such a punchable face comes with risks.

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    • Fleur_@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re advocating for the death penalty but draw the line at throwing stuff at people?

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Death is one thing but making them sticky. Over the line.

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some?

      I think you’re overestimating the likelihood of someone consuming a liquid thrown at them, and underestimating how much milkshake a typical lactose-intolerant person would need to consume to get a severe reaction.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re right the milkshake could have transmuted into acid in fact I hear that happens all of the time.

      What a complete dipshit you are.

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    • OwlPaste@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wow you lot are completely missing the point… here let me spell it out for you:

      As much as I hate that person, promoting violence, is not the right solution… please learn to read… jeeze

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      • Apollo42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You just called for his execution, how can you follow that up with “promoting violence, is not the right solution”?

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      • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Violence

        Milkshake

        Lmao, no.

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      • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Are guillotines a pacifist solution?

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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I miss the days of throwing pies at politicians

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who?

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