I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.
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KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I bet they do know it.
I bet there’s an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.
villainy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You are not missing much. She just does that over and over again for the next 5 mins or so.
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
yeah just about 9500-10k calories, nbd
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
🙂
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Thank you for the video. I watched in awe and gagged occasionally. Can recommend.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little…
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Chances that these competitive mayo eaters also love mayonaise enough to put it on those foods you mention is pretty high
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Either that or mayo has become a day job and they can’t stand it outside of competition.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah I’m a competitive sex haver and I can’t stand sex outside of competitions anymore.
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn’t going to be gross.
And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I’ve had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 months ago
There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
Click the link and bide the danger
Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
What would have followed if you had.DogWater@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Stay out of my notifications damn you!
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
me trying to prepare myself for the video: It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt.
Eating starts
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Barf-o-rama
zout@kbin.social 2 months ago
I read your warning, and I still clicked the link. And then I threw up a little in my mouth.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
thats why i still love the internet, despite all the crap
Restaldt@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time
404@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Oh lord, 2.4 kg in one sitting
Blyfh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thanks… but I think I’ll stay in the casual, unrated mayonnaise game.
dumbass@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Come join the Mayo Club.
The first rule of Mayo Club is; just have some fun, no pressure, just good people enjoying a good condiment.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 months ago
If you overdose on the stuff I think they have a clinic for that too.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 months ago
Considering how mayo is like half oil and half egg, I bet those people take the nastiest shits imaginable.
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I highly suspect it comes out the other end shortly after being ingested. Unless there are rules against that or something. Somehow, I feel like the mayo-eating professionals aren’t exactly well regulated.
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Hahaha