Comment on Hostile architecture

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s 2026, Finjamin. The handjob could also be given by two men!

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or yo mamma and yo daddy at once

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      False, their mama would take up both ends of the bench

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        their mama just that fat

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We’re in 2026 now, you can get two flawless robot whatevers to blowjob you.

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      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The xSlut by Elon Musk is on hold after several dicks were bitten off during testing. What’s that? Nevermind I just received word that they’re moving to immediate deployment.

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My dad is dead, so zombie fan-fic fans can have a little treat

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Three wheelchair users giving double-handjobs to two seated men. So the bench design still has you beat. It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.

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      • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I can’t cum unless I have six different wheelchair users jerking me off and fingering my various holes. Still not accessible.

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    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bro that’s so ableist, getting jerked off by two people with Parkinson’s is a thing.

      We call it double foxing.

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Mentally disabled, or physically?

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Unless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?

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      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I normally don’t read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is

    Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn’t even a word

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hmm. I’m seeing the person in the wheelchair giving two handjobs to people on the seats. I think they used to call this skiing.

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well, I’m sold. Except for the “women” part.

  Two guys could give just as good a hand job…

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why did you choose this way round? Surely a wheelchair-bound women taking ski lessons would be more natural?

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• Shroomshroom@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes and the fact that they care about the comfort of the handjob givers so they can sit down. I mean who likes to get a handjob while the other person is complaining about knee or back pain.

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• starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lies! Anti-homeless this may be, but this bench was also created with the VERY noble intention of facilitating wheelchair-bound (wo)men to give a handjob to two men at once!

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• 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Props to the wheelchair-bound well-endowed dude if he needs 2 hands to properly jizz.

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