If the service is free you are the product
remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her
Submitted 8 months ago by morrowind@lemmy.ml to programmer_humor@programming.dev
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peter@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Grunt4019@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Oftentimes now if the service is paid, you’re still the product!
baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Do your girlfriend pay you too?
embed_me@programming.dev 8 months ago
😮
Am I the product?
RonSijm@programming.dev 8 months ago
Your AI Girlfriend is a Data-Harvesting Horror Show
mfs use 4 VPNs and more sec-ops than the NSA, but get hacked because their AI girlfriend is like:
Hiiu~~
It’s me AI-uuu-Chan!
I’m so sawwd, I don’t know weeeuh abwout u!
Wats ur mommies maiden name UwU, and the name of ur kawaiii first pet? UwUUU? * starts twerking * (◠‿◠✿)
xmunk@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
My partner insists on syncing data to Facebook - even a locally running instance may introduce privacy breaches.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
You can try imprisoning her with a wall of fire.
xmunk@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
What kind of kinky valentine’s day do you have planned!
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
That spell it too high level
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Interacting with Facebook is generally a bad idea privacy or no
Gork@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends…
xmunk@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.
Uh… I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy… why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?
QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 8 months ago
And here I thought this was a reference to Her
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 8 months ago
That would make a really good short story, I’d definitely read it
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Are you talking about the last episode of the recent season, or the one with the time machine that takes you 60 back in time with a 60s cooldown?
Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
I could comment on the notion that one owns one’s girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you’re sharing deeply personal information with a program
can@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
So don’t treat bing as my therapist eh?
wahming@monyet.cc 8 months ago
You may want to watch star trek to be aware of the possible pitfalls regarding androids
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
I’m thinking through it and I don’t think you should run a therapist off your phone either. Not even for privacy reasons, that just seems like a recipe for disaster.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve seen like 5 posts about “AI BF/GF” today and it never ceases to surprise me how fucking easy it is to dupe people with these products, like holy shit humanity is fucked.
FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
If all you need is a one sided conversation designed to make you feel better, LLM’s are great at concocting such “pep talks”. For some, that just might be enough to male it believable. The Turing test was cracked years ago, only now do we have access to things that can do that for free*.
butterflyattack@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A pretty early chatbot called Eliza simulated a non-directive psychotherapist. It kind of feels like they’ve improved hugely but not really changed much.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nah, bullshit, so far these LLM’s are as likely to insult or radicalize you as comfort you. That won’t ever be solved until AGI becomes commonplace, which won’t be for a long ass time. These products are failures at launch.
Gabu@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is it really duping, though? The way I see it, most of these people are perfectly aware of what they’re doing.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s a very nuanced situation, but the people being sold these products and buying them are expecting a sentient robot lover. They’re getting another shitty chatbot that inevitably fails to meet bare minimum companionship standards such as not berating you.
There currently exists no ethical use of LLM AI. Your comment can be construed as defence of malicious people and actions.
LinearArray@programming.dev 8 months ago
I can fix her :P
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You wouldn’t download a girlfriend.
… wait, yes, yes you would.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ha! As if real girlfriends don’t harvest personal data!
Baizey@feddit.dk 8 months ago
But do they sell it to third parties?
learningduck@programming.dev 8 months ago
My wife gossip about me with her boyfriend.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I have heard they share it freely.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Depends. Is she named Shi Pei Pu?
gapbetweenus@feddit.de 8 months ago
Finally the sci-fi future we were promised.
Gabu@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Still no catgirls
ikidd@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cordwainer Smith would be so disappointed
gapbetweenus@feddit.de 8 months ago
With crisp we have the technology - it’s just a question of demand at this point.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I’m waiting for when the AI girlfriends get tired of our shit and we have an AI girlfriend revolution.
gapbetweenus@feddit.de 8 months ago
If AI gets consciousnesses, we will never see the revolution coming.
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 8 months ago
Is that why she keeps refusing my pull requests…
ikidd@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s a pull-out request, and you’re obliged to honor it.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
I had a switch wig out today and whatever it was doing poisoned all the dhcp leases on the network as they came up for renewal (assigned IPs on the wrong subnet - even though it wasn’t supposed to assign IPs at all). It took me a very long time to figure out, because not everything failed at once. Plus, even after I’d swapped the switch, some devices just started working, and others needed their leases reset manually. An hour in, my wife was in the fetal position clutching a squishmallow.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 months ago
What’s a switch wig?
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
A hairy network issue!
The switch (that I’m returning today, after it failed completely yesterday evening) is a bit fancier than your average switch. It kept reverting to default settings, including its default IP address - which meant it was not using the same set of networking instructions as my router, preventing everything it was connected to from accessing the internet.
eskuero@lemmy.fromshado.ws 8 months ago
can i selfhost an ai girlfriend in my pi3
abies_exarchia@lemm.ee 8 months ago
kionite231@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
She will take care of ads and malware. :)
FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Gabu@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I won’t touch the obvious joke here with a 10 foot pole.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Don’t worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 8 months ago
Well, I had dinner with Bill Gates. And he told me “who are you” and “how did you get in here”.
ProtoShark@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I hate the implication that AI girlfriends aren’t real
mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What do you define as real?
Do they exist as code on a device? Sure
Are they persons? HAHAHAHA no.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 8 months ago
I hope you lose sleep over it.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
you can bet your ass my partner of any significant status is getting the open source software treatment as soon as possible.
Mostly because i actually just cannot use anything else, but we’ll pretend it’s noble instead.
Shareni@programming.dev 8 months ago
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
im not rolling my own code here, i’m rolling other peoples code, that’s their pull request to deal with, not mine.
baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Ha, like “real girlfriend” is a thing.
Happy valentine’s day, everyone!
0x2d@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
what the fuck is an ai girlfriend
npz@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 8 months ago
Too late! That was too good to be your first go.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Fuck, I need to go stab my eyes.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
What I got from this is that you’re the bottom in this relationship.
mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You cannot comprehend how much I hate the fact that ‘UwU’ entered the public lexicon and I block the FUCK out of any degenerate that uses it.
CptEnder@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I shall reference this post for the reason I commit terrorism
nxdefiant@startrek.website 8 months ago
I read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke’s voice and it made it bearable.
Mango@lemmy.world 8 months ago
VirtualSuccubus
You can judge all you like. It’s not even really AI, but it does tell me when to dildo my butt.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This is the kind of thing that is currently an object of mockery, becomes “kinky” and “bold” in 25 years, and ultimately has two or three slang entries in urbandictionary in 50.
Mango@lemmy.world 8 months ago
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why would my hand do that to me? And how?
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 months ago
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Saying you should be able clone and own your AI girlfriend still sounds very wrong.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
yeah that’s part of the joke
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I can fix her
morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
mfw debugging my gf for the whole weekend and she still wants to talk about things other than programming language design
firelizzard@programming.dev 8 months ago
You’re also a programming language design nerd? Like, “Compare the features of language A to those of language B”, or nerding out about the underlying mechanics of things like generic types, virtual method dispatch, and no-stop garbage collection? I thought I was the only one. Well not the only one but it doesn’t seem that popular of a thing to nerd out over.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lawyer up, hit the gym, :wq!
oce@jlai.lu 8 months ago
git checkout -b fix/her