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• Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Same for cleopatra and the pyramids

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, why would a T-rex fight Cleopatra and the pyramids?

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    • veroxii@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For the implication.

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    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think they meant if the T-Rex fought Cleopatra for the pyramids.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Does it really need a reason?

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    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They just have a born hatred of regular shaped objects. They don’t like order and seek to destroy it.

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    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For dominance or feeding rights over a fresh kill.

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  • Johanno@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They were ancient when she was ruling Egypt

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    • Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exactly, she would be better represented riding a monocycle than having anything to do with the pyramids.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The pyramids riding a unicycle is a new one

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• MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know that most people can tell the difference between an Allosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Haha yeah dinosaur go rawr

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    • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      no they dont

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t get me started on the general public’s recognition of the Somosaurus.

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s one which looks like the sugmasaurus?

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    • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I apologize, but is that spelled correctly? I am finding several variations of the spelling with wildly different creatures.

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    • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      whos somosaurus

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now I just wanna see the t Rex fighting a stegosaurus while both are riding unicycles.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Clearly this is not a fight but a family picture. You can see their hybrid kids in the background.

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    • explodicle@local106.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The kids in back just want mom and dad to stop fighting.

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    • Gigan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thank god for AI

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We truly are living in the future aren’t we?

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    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess there were no pedals in the training data 😆.

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Real

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• EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TIL that electric unicycles exist…

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  • zarquon@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are so much fun. On a related note I’ve broken my wrist twice since discovering that.

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    • ComplacentGoat@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Over 10k miles here, not a scratch. My brother though, he’s biffed it at 45mph. Got back up and kept riding. These things are awesome

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  IS the one on the photo missing some tooth?

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  • Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.

    And his arms didn’t protect him when he fell.

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  • Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s from the south, his name is Cletus.

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• dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean technically a thesaurus could’ve fought both

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  • darkpanda@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s just ridiculous, goofy, supercilious, absurd, laughable, comical, ludicrous, chucklesome, and risible.

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• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  if you made a movie where George Washington defeated the British with tactical nukes while wearing a cowboy out it would still be more accurate than Braveheart

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  • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What? You mean to tell me that there should have been a bridge at the Battle of Stirling Bridge?!

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• tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Same for cavemen fighting dinosaurs, since humans came along long after dinosaurs went extinct. Not that I don't love Ray Harryhausen's work.

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• jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So what’s the verdict, are the electric unicycles cool? Have they broken the curse? They do look cool, and you better be wearing the full motorcycle getup if you know what’s good for you, because they’re fast as f too.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The cycles themselves look cool, but I have seen enough people riding them to say with confidence you still don’t look cool on them.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s always middle aged white dudes.

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• EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My microsoft dinosaur CD said otherwise!

  But they broke my microsoft dinosaur CD and they bonked me on the head and broke all my pencils! I’m very hurt about this.

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  • mishielda1234@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did they cut you up? All over your body?

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    • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      YES! And they shoved an installation disk up my ass! They did a full clean custom install I’ll tell you what!

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• s_s@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dimetrodon is my favorite dinosaur.

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  • HappySashimi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not a dinosaur

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    • s_s@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      thatsdajoke.jpg

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    • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is it a proto-dinosaur?

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  • sadbehr@lemmy.nz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why?

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