Oh man, that’s nothing. Did you know that during her song Style she takes a random man from the crowd, assigns them new pronouns, and transitions them into a femboy?
Conservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.
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EnderMB@lemmy.world 9 months ago
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Brb, buying front row tickets to every single Taylor Swift concert.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Surely “The Man” would be a better song for that.
Vespair@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Bro I was there at the Phoenix arena when she actually punched her hand straight through dude’s chest and out the other side of his body.
Straight up the best concert experience of my life
havokdj@lemmy.world 9 months ago
FATALITY!!!
TAYLOR, WINS
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
She’s got a blank space on her hit-list and she’ll write your name.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Does she ever do the Indiana Jones heart thing? DAHLI MAHHH
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nah, that’s tame as hell compared to what Taylor has in store for the next sound guy
Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Are you trying to make the Republicans like her? Because this is how you make the Republicans like her.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Your options are “a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift” or "never even getting close to Taylor Swift ". Which do you choose?
kellyaster@kbin.social 9 months ago
I choose: c) "Taylor Swift off the top rope with a steel chair! There's blood everywhere!! By gawd, would somebody stop the damn match!"
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 9 months ago
I prefer d) “Taylor Swift throws me off Hell In A Cell and i plummet 16 ft through an announcer’s table”
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 9 months ago
She’s a king maker. The person who takes a chair from taylor swift off the top of the ropes. Instant celebrity.
MxM111@kbin.social 9 months ago
It depends on what you mean by blow.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I will note that the sort of blow you have in mind cannot be performed with only the hands. Regardless of that, whichever sort of blow you receive will leave you writhing in pain.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.
EnderMB@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Just the single blow? If I pay extra, can she kick the shit out of me behind a McDonald’s car park?
Damage@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
It strictly depends on what the pay’s like
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Might be the best shitpost I’ve ever seen.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Then she pulls a guy with a MAGA hat out of the crowd and pegs him on stage.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Let’s just put up wrestling quotes but replace the names with Taylor Swift
cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
What mics does the sound guy use to really capture the sternum punch?
phant@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I hear they permanently implanted a contact mic in her nuckles so the audience can feel like they are the sternum itself.
Carvex@lemmy.world 9 months ago
She hasn’t had only 70k fans at any show this year. Most stadiums are well over 100k, plus 20k more people dancing in the parking lot, that’s how you know this is fake.
4am@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Oh, was THAT the giveaway? Not the fact that Taylor doesn’t have “sound guys” she just has Apple’s cloud do all the work? They really are talking over the world, what do we have to do to get back to SIMPLER TIMES
ryan213@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
That’s some Low Quality Fact.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Love that account! So funny.
ares35@kbin.social 9 months ago
sign me up! getting decked by taylor swift on stage would be an epic way to get my '15 minutes' in.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“Conservatives” are dumber than dogshit.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So, so dumb. It’s like talking to a bag of hammers.
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Sharp as a rubber mallet
Suavevillain@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This got me laughing so hard.
1984@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Why do we care what Taylor Swift says…
MxM111@kbin.social 9 months ago
Who “we”? Conservatives?
1984@lemmy.today 9 months ago
No, people. What makes her worth listening to?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I don’t understand, is this a real thing? Why?
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It’s an American tradition.
THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
No . It isn’t real.
snooggums@kbin.social 9 months ago
Somebody clearly hasn't been to a Taylor Swift concert.
IanAtCambio@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I punch my chest and it …. It disappear into the crowd!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Oh FFS, don’t just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.
It’s the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.
Wogi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I was at her last concert it was definitely a random roadie, and she just slapped him in the face, after which he begged for more.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 9 months ago
As. Did. We. All.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ahahahahah
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Is the road manager big and fat?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
He’s the one that blocks the door when the tax collector comes by!
4am@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Other posters here are saying it’s a homeless person which is disgustingly roadiphobic. Probably reverse CRT white racism too. And farther more is likely a HIPPO violation since we know his medical history since we saw him get injured.
She should get the book thrown at her.