Oh man, that’s nothing. Did you know that during her song Style she takes a random man from the crowd, assigns them new pronouns, and transitions them into a femboy?
Conservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.
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EnderMB@lemmy.world 11 months ago
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Brb, buying front row tickets to every single Taylor Swift concert.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Surely “The Man” would be a better song for that.
Vespair@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Bro I was there at the Phoenix arena when she actually punched her hand straight through dude’s chest and out the other side of his body.
Straight up the best concert experience of my life
havokdj@lemmy.world 11 months ago
FATALITY!!!
TAYLOR, WINS
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She’s got a blank space on her hit-list and she’ll write your name.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Does she ever do the Indiana Jones heart thing? DAHLI MAHHH
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah, that’s tame as hell compared to what Taylor has in store for the next sound guy
Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Are you trying to make the Republicans like her? Because this is how you make the Republicans like her.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Your options are “a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift” or "never even getting close to Taylor Swift ". Which do you choose?
kellyaster@kbin.social 11 months ago
I choose: c) "Taylor Swift off the top rope with a steel chair! There's blood everywhere!! By gawd, would somebody stop the damn match!"
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 11 months ago
I prefer d) “Taylor Swift throws me off Hell In A Cell and i plummet 16 ft through an announcer’s table”
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She’s a king maker. The person who takes a chair from taylor swift off the top of the ropes. Instant celebrity.
MxM111@kbin.social 11 months ago
It depends on what you mean by blow.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I will note that the sort of blow you have in mind cannot be performed with only the hands. Regardless of that, whichever sort of blow you receive will leave you writhing in pain.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.
EnderMB@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just the single blow? If I pay extra, can she kick the shit out of me behind a McDonald’s car park?
Damage@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
It strictly depends on what the pay’s like
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Might be the best shitpost I’ve ever seen.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Then she pulls a guy with a MAGA hat out of the crowd and pegs him on stage.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Let’s just put up wrestling quotes but replace the names with Taylor Swift
cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
What mics does the sound guy use to really capture the sternum punch?
phant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hear they permanently implanted a contact mic in her nuckles so the audience can feel like they are the sternum itself.
Carvex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She hasn’t had only 70k fans at any show this year. Most stadiums are well over 100k, plus 20k more people dancing in the parking lot, that’s how you know this is fake.
4am@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Oh, was THAT the giveaway? Not the fact that Taylor doesn’t have “sound guys” she just has Apple’s cloud do all the work? They really are talking over the world, what do we have to do to get back to SIMPLER TIMES
ryan213@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
That’s some Low Quality Fact.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Love that account! So funny.
ares35@kbin.social 11 months ago
sign me up! getting decked by taylor swift on stage would be an epic way to get my '15 minutes' in.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Conservatives” are dumber than dogshit.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So, so dumb. It’s like talking to a bag of hammers.
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Sharp as a rubber mallet
Suavevillain@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This got me laughing so hard.
1984@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Why do we care what Taylor Swift says…
MxM111@kbin.social 11 months ago
Who “we”? Conservatives?
1984@lemmy.today 11 months ago
No, people. What makes her worth listening to?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t understand, is this a real thing? Why?
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s an American tradition.
THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
No . It isn’t real.
snooggums@kbin.social 11 months ago
Somebody clearly hasn't been to a Taylor Swift concert.
IanAtCambio@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I punch my chest and it …. It disappear into the crowd!
Joejoebinkz1@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Oh FFS, don’t just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.
It’s the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.
Wogi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was at her last concert it was definitely a random roadie, and she just slapped him in the face, after which he begged for more.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As. Did. We. All.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ahahahahah
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Is the road manager big and fat?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He’s the one that blocks the door when the tax collector comes by!
4am@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Other posters here are saying it’s a homeless person which is disgustingly roadiphobic. Probably reverse CRT white racism too. And farther more is likely a HIPPO violation since we know his medical history since we saw him get injured.
She should get the book thrown at her.