Carvex

@Carvex@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jimmy Wales Says Wikipedia Could Use AI. Editors Call It the 'Antithesis of Wikipedia'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember you can download all of Wikipedia in your language and safely store it on a drive buried in your backyard, for after they rewrite history and eliminate freedom of speech.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This comment took less than the cumulative power consumption of Wyoming to post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump’s War on “Woke AI” Is a Civil Liberties Nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ryan Newman (Gov Rhonda Sandtits counsel):

  Woke - It means "the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facial recognition vans to be rolled out across police forces in England⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mask

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yay!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo mama so fat, she distorts the Mona Lisa when she stands on it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good evening I choose getting the job done.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir you need to walk your Boston Whalier on the sidewalk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI in Wyoming may soon use more electricity than state’s human residents⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we solve nuclear fusion first? Before we have rolling blackouts across the world so computers can draw fingers better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gascar⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t start worrying until I can see the gap between the top of the needle and the bottom of the empty line

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laptop dreams⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair enough, I’m no holologist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laptop dreams⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never try to square up with square pants⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  squeaky toy sound on fist impact

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microplastics will be the "boomers all have lead poisoning" of millennials⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My non-professional guess is that they will eventually sterilize us by disrupting our sperm’s ability to function properly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE raids on US farms leaves crops rotting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey the thing people along time ago said was going to happen is happening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm shy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Chocolate chip?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I only know two chords!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Relevant Family Guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans cut back sharply on their spending last month amid tariffs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re fuckin broke you dipshits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe need a little ivermectin for that.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me,”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to have too much?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a Sham!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought I shit myself in the shower, but it was just shampoo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lara Croft games are the nightmare of any real archaeologist, biologist and paleontologist.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Surgeon Simulator! It’s a the best training program for today’s surgeon in a rush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lara Croft games are the nightmare of any real archaeologist, biologist and paleontologist.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lara Croft, Tomb Coddler

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT’S THE FEDS!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A judge would sign a search warrant because of a power bill? Damn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “He should be thinking of his mom instead” or some gross hateful shit like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so tired.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No one fluttertounges like Jethro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Android updates: thanks I hate it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What was it before this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  4/20 would plumb again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A massive tariff on millions of Americans’ purchases just went into effect — cue the chaos⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no the thing they wanted happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republican space officials criticize “mindless” NASA science cuts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no the thing I voted for is happening

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨France to ban students from keeping smartphones in schools⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “The video footage of the Ulvade TX shooting has been edited to remove the children’s screams.”

  I think the French will be fine, lucky fuckers.