Carvex
@Carvex@lemmy.world
- Comment on Good evening I choose getting the job done. 5 days ago:
Sir you need to walk your Boston Whalier on the sidewalk
- Comment on AI in Wyoming may soon use more electricity than state’s human residents 5 days ago:
Can we solve nuclear fusion first? Before we have rolling blackouts across the world so computers can draw fingers better
- Comment on Gascar 5 days ago:
I don’t start worrying until I can see the gap between the top of the needle and the bottom of the empty line
- Comment on Laptop dreams 1 week ago:
Fair enough, I’m no holologist
- Comment on Laptop dreams 1 week ago:
So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?
- Comment on Never try to square up with square pants 1 week ago:
squeaky toy sound on fist impact
- Comment on Microplastics will be the "boomers all have lead poisoning" of millennials 3 weeks ago:
My non-professional guess is that they will eventually sterilize us by disrupting our sperm’s ability to function properly.
- Comment on ICE raids on US farms leaves crops rotting 4 weeks ago:
Hey the thing people along time ago said was going to happen is happening.
- Comment on I'm shy 5 weeks ago:
Chocolate chip?
- Comment on And I only know two chords! 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 1 month ago:
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
- Comment on Americans cut back sharply on their spending last month amid tariffs 1 month ago:
We’re fuckin broke you dipshits.
- Comment on Maybe need a little ivermectin for that. 2 months ago:
“I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me,”
- Comment on Is it possible to have too much? 2 months ago:
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
- Comment on It's a Sham! 2 months ago:
I thought I shit myself in the shower, but it was just shampoo.
- Comment on Lara Croft games are the nightmare of any real archaeologist, biologist and paleontologist. 2 months ago:
Surgeon Simulator! It’s a the best training program for today’s surgeon in a rush
- Comment on Lara Croft games are the nightmare of any real archaeologist, biologist and paleontologist. 2 months ago:
Lara Croft, Tomb Coddler
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 2 months ago:
A judge would sign a search warrant because of a power bill? Damn
- Comment on Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate 2 months ago:
“He should be thinking of his mom instead” or some gross hateful shit like that
- Comment on I'm so tired. 2 months ago:
No one fluttertounges like Jethro
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 2 months ago:
What was it before this?
- Comment on Rate my setup 2 months ago:
4/20 would plumb again
- Comment on A massive tariff on millions of Americans’ purchases just went into effect — cue the chaos 2 months ago:
Oh no the thing they wanted happened.
- Comment on Republican space officials criticize “mindless” NASA science cuts 3 months ago:
Oh no the thing I voted for is happening
- Comment on France to ban students from keeping smartphones in schools 3 months ago:
“The video footage of the Ulvade TX shooting has been edited to remove the children’s screams.”
I think the French will be fine, lucky fuckers.
- Comment on HA SEE THAT LIBSSSS! CHEAPER EGGS! 4 months ago:
You’ve never tried these eggs covered in melted chocolate then rolled in sugar? Then deep fry it on a stick? As a side to a milkshake and fried dough and powdered sugar at a state fair? Yeeeehaww ohgodmyaorta
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Who does this help?
- Comment on What's the best way for Elon to remove the parasite class? 🤔 4 months ago:
Sydney Sweeney
- Comment on What's the best way for Elon to remove the parasite class? 🤔 4 months ago:
That loser takes more government money for free than all of us combined
- Comment on my version is better 5 months ago:
And I’ll sing all night and in the mornin’ light
When your shades are on and your head’s on ice
You’ll know you’ve seen the redneck sodomy