Carvex

@Carvex@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨France to ban students from keeping smartphones in schools⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “The video footage of the Ulvade TX shooting has been edited to remove the children’s screams.”

  I think the French will be fine, lucky fuckers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HA SEE THAT LIBSSSS! CHEAPER EGGS!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve never tried these eggs covered in melted chocolate then rolled in sugar? Then deep fry it on a stick? As a side to a milkshake and fried dough and powdered sugar at a state fair? Yeeeehaww ohgodmyaorta

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants to kill $52.7 billion semiconductor chips subsidy law⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who does this help?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best way for Elon to remove the parasite class? 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sydney Sweeney

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best way for Elon to remove the parasite class? 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That loser takes more government money for free than all of us combined

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my version is better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And I’ll sing all night and in the mornin’ light

  When your shades are on and your head’s on ice

  You’ll know you’ve seen the redneck sodomy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Never too Late⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot to say LFTL but thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama formally exits China’s Belt and Road Initiative as US claims ‘victory’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And his Delirious Dumbasses doing Dirty Deeds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit Refugees⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Faberge or local cage free?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peacock is experimenting with mini-games and short videos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just what they need on Peacock, mini-cock and short-cock to keep you interested in watching The Cock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Bomb Cyclone' Becomes One Of The Northeast Pacific's Strongest On Record As It Hammers West Coast⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gawd is super mad at us because gays or something something, it has nothing with us polluting our planet to our own extinction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They must not be tired⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wheely tired

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 in 3 People Often Encounter Hate Speech Online.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t use the internet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst amusement park ever.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.