Carvex
@Carvex@lemmy.world
- Comment on Isn't it kinda weird how poop isn't consider a bodily fluid, until it is... 4 days ago:
If I shit liquid runs on the floor in a walmart, I want you to stand there and tell the cleanup crew it’s a solid and just pick up the turd.
- Comment on AOL announces September shutdown for dial-up Internet access 1 week ago:
If Netherlands was a US state it would be ranked 42/50 in area. We have zero-population zones larger than your whole country. Our government refused to spend taxpayer money properly on telecom infrastructure since the 1990s so some of us are stuck here with Pony Express internet, it’s awful.
Oh and now our corrupt gov wants to eliminate “wasteful” fiber in exchange for Musk becoming a trillionaire with Starlink. Lovely.
- Comment on Trump asked Modi for Nobel backing, his no brought 50% tariffs 2 weeks ago:
The Little Dick Tater
- Comment on Left-handed sep funnel anyone? 2 weeks ago:
Yeah no percolator on any of them, gonna be rough hit
- Comment on Idk if that's what's really happening in that image 🤔 2 weeks ago:
It’s a scabbard, not a tripod.
- Comment on Hello girl!! 2 weeks ago:
's left nut reincarnated.
- Comment on Jimmy Wales Says Wikipedia Could Use AI. Editors Call It the 'Antithesis of Wikipedia' 3 weeks ago:
Remember you can download all of Wikipedia in your language and safely store it on a drive buried in your backyard, for after they rewrite history and eliminate freedom of speech.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
This comment took less than the cumulative power consumption of Wyoming to post.
- Comment on President Trump’s War on “Woke AI” Is a Civil Liberties Nightmare 4 weeks ago:
Ryan Newman (Gov Rhonda Sandtits counsel):
Woke - It means "the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them”
- Comment on Facial recognition vans to be rolled out across police forces in England 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Yay! 4 weeks ago:
Yo mama so fat, she distorts the Mona Lisa when she stands on it
- Comment on Good evening I choose getting the job done. 1 month ago:
Sir you need to walk your Boston Whalier on the sidewalk
- Comment on AI in Wyoming may soon use more electricity than state’s human residents 1 month ago:
Can we solve nuclear fusion first? Before we have rolling blackouts across the world so computers can draw fingers better
- Comment on Gascar 1 month ago:
I don’t start worrying until I can see the gap between the top of the needle and the bottom of the empty line
- Comment on Laptop dreams 1 month ago:
Fair enough, I’m no holologist
- Comment on Laptop dreams 1 month ago:
So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?
- Comment on Never try to square up with square pants 1 month ago:
squeaky toy sound on fist impact
- Comment on Microplastics will be the "boomers all have lead poisoning" of millennials 2 months ago:
My non-professional guess is that they will eventually sterilize us by disrupting our sperm’s ability to function properly.
- Comment on ICE raids on US farms leaves crops rotting 2 months ago:
Hey the thing people along time ago said was going to happen is happening.
- Comment on I'm shy 2 months ago:
Chocolate chip?
- Comment on And I only know two chords! 2 months ago:
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 2 months ago:
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
- Comment on Americans cut back sharply on their spending last month amid tariffs 2 months ago:
We’re fuckin broke you dipshits.
- Comment on Maybe need a little ivermectin for that. 3 months ago:
“I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me,”
- Comment on Is it possible to have too much? 3 months ago:
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
- Comment on It's a Sham! 3 months ago:
I thought I shit myself in the shower, but it was just shampoo.
- Comment on Lara Croft games are the nightmare of any real archaeologist, biologist and paleontologist. 3 months ago:
Surgeon Simulator! It’s a the best training program for today’s surgeon in a rush
- Comment on Lara Croft games are the nightmare of any real archaeologist, biologist and paleontologist. 3 months ago:
Lara Croft, Tomb Coddler
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 3 months ago:
A judge would sign a search warrant because of a power bill? Damn
- Comment on Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate 3 months ago:
“He should be thinking of his mom instead” or some gross hateful shit like that
