Carvex
@Carvex@lemmy.world
- Comment on Maybe need a little ivermectin for that. 1 week ago:
“I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me,”
- Comment on Is it possible to have too much? 2 weeks ago:
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
- Comment on It's a Sham! 2 weeks ago:
I thought I shit myself in the shower, but it was just shampoo.
- Comment on Lara Croft games are the nightmare of any real archaeologist, biologist and paleontologist. 2 weeks ago:
Surgeon Simulator! It’s a the best training program for today’s surgeon in a rush
- Comment on Lara Croft games are the nightmare of any real archaeologist, biologist and paleontologist. 2 weeks ago:
Lara Croft, Tomb Coddler
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 2 weeks ago:
A judge would sign a search warrant because of a power bill? Damn
- Comment on Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate 3 weeks ago:
“He should be thinking of his mom instead” or some gross hateful shit like that
- Comment on I'm so tired. 3 weeks ago:
No one fluttertounges like Jethro
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 5 weeks ago:
What was it before this?
- Comment on Rate my setup 5 weeks ago:
4/20 would plumb again
- Comment on A massive tariff on millions of Americans’ purchases just went into effect — cue the chaos 1 month ago:
Oh no the thing they wanted happened.
- Comment on Republican space officials criticize “mindless” NASA science cuts 1 month ago:
Oh no the thing I voted for is happening
- Comment on France to ban students from keeping smartphones in schools 2 months ago:
“The video footage of the Ulvade TX shooting has been edited to remove the children’s screams.”
I think the French will be fine, lucky fuckers.
- Comment on HA SEE THAT LIBSSSS! CHEAPER EGGS! 2 months ago:
You’ve never tried these eggs covered in melted chocolate then rolled in sugar? Then deep fry it on a stick? As a side to a milkshake and fried dough and powdered sugar at a state fair? Yeeeehaww ohgodmyaorta
- Comment on Trump wants to kill $52.7 billion semiconductor chips subsidy law 3 months ago:
Who does this help?
- Comment on What's the best way for Elon to remove the parasite class? 🤔 3 months ago:
Sydney Sweeney
- Comment on What's the best way for Elon to remove the parasite class? 🤔 3 months ago:
That loser takes more government money for free than all of us combined
- Comment on my version is better 3 months ago:
And I’ll sing all night and in the mornin’ light
When your shades are on and your head’s on ice
You’ll know you’ve seen the redneck sodomy
- Comment on It's Never too Late 3 months ago:
You forgot to say LFTL but thanks!
- Comment on Panama formally exits China’s Belt and Road Initiative as US claims ‘victory’ 4 months ago:
And his Delirious Dumbasses doing Dirty Deeds
- Comment on Reddit Refugees 4 months ago:
Faberge or local cage free?
- Comment on Peacock is experimenting with mini-games and short videos 5 months ago:
Just what they need on Peacock, mini-cock and short-cock to keep you interested in watching The Cock.
- Comment on 'Bomb Cyclone' Becomes One Of The Northeast Pacific's Strongest On Record As It Hammers West Coast 6 months ago:
Gawd is super mad at us because gays or something something, it has nothing with us polluting our planet to our own extinction.
- Comment on They must not be tired 6 months ago:
Wheely tired
- Comment on 2 in 3 People Often Encounter Hate Speech Online. 7 months ago:
I don’t use the internet
- Comment on Worst amusement park ever. 7 months ago:
I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.