Brickhead92
@Brickhead92@lemmy.world
- Comment on Atmospheric Slapping Tournament 13 hours ago:
Ah the age old question, which came first, the lumberjack or the buses?
- Comment on All U.S. Social Security numbers may need to be changed following a massive breach that is already being investigated as a national threat 5 days ago:
They will investigate themselves, but they’ll find no wrongdoing.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
When someone thanks me for holding the door, I let them know I wasn’t holding open for them. I was holding it those people coming and point to someone way too far away to hold a door open for.
- Comment on Netflix Becomes Max-Level Patron Of Blender's Development Fund 3 weeks ago:
Maybe they should give them extra money and resources so they can produce two versions: normal, and background mode with reiteration littered through it.
- Comment on Amazing 2 months ago:
Dude… Too soon.
- Comment on Racism restaurant 2 months ago:
I assume if it’s on a burger it’s sliced cheese. Was is it white? Do they bleach it?
- Comment on Refrigerator ads are finally here! 3 months ago:
Gotta keep some warm ones outside the fridge just for this situation. It only takes a couple of warm Mountain Dew’s to get people back in line.
- Comment on What even is money at this point 4 months ago:
You could be lucky and that the $50 thing in a 2 for the price of one sale, then it’s only gonna be $79.95
- Comment on I tried Servo, the undercover web browser engine made with Rust 6 months ago:
Pfft, that’s nothing! My strings is twelvety three
- Comment on Women Dating Safety App 'Tea' Breached, Users' IDs Posted to 4chan 6 months ago:
This reminded me of an anecdote from maybe 6 years ago. I was setting up and testing a small network and a couple devices to install for a customer, let’s say the subnet was 192.168.2.0/24.
Weird things were happening, I was being lazy and wasn’t directly connected to the network, may have setup a VPN between devices somewhere; can’t really remember. But pings would sometimes drop or blow out to 100’s ms.
I eventually ended up disconnecting that network entirely, then the pings continued and got more stable?? WTF! I need we didn’t have that subnet in use, even checked before setting it up. In the time between checking and the issues happening, someone in Sydney somewhere had stuffed up on their router and exposed there LAN to the internet without any Firewalls, just available.
Scanned and found all the IPs in use and in them found a printer. Connected to it and printed a page saying I’m from company XYZ and found all these devices available, and to either contact their IT and resolve it ASAP or my company to help. About an hour later it seemed to be resolved.
It was an interesting day.
- Comment on Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals 6 months ago:
But, but, splosion make line go up. Splosion good…?
- Comment on British Slander. :) 7 months ago:
Why is their three sevenths bigger than our three sevenths‽
- Comment on 7 months ago:
Bonjour
- Comment on A 3-tonne, $1.5 billion satellite to watch Earth’s every move is set to launch this week 8 months ago:
This first iteration is only capable of identifying serif fonts, still impressive though.
- Comment on One wish 8 months ago:
Pedro Pascal is proud of his railings, and he makes them special for each individual.
He knows it’s a fantastic railing, and he’s truely and deeply sorrowful that it didn’t turn out to be the railing that was right for them.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 8 months ago:
Then there is a secondary superpower of taking the right medication for you, giving you the power to function like a regular person, mostly.
- Comment on Microsoft pulls MS365 Business Premium from nonprofits 9 months ago:
Sure, once, but that… Was a long time ago
- Comment on Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jesus? 9 months ago:
He only force chokes people with consent and who are into that
- Comment on WTF why my filament exploded? 9 months ago:
Three Dick Butt? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up!
- Comment on Your Phone Isn’t Eavesdropping on You to Show You Ads (It’s Worse Than That) 9 months ago:
I believe this is how you know:
Cogito, ergo sum res venalis
- René Descartes
Tap for spoiler
Translation for ease I think, therefore I am a product to be sold
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 10 months ago:
There’s also bank cheques.
- Comment on How exactly are people lighting Teslas on fire? 11 months ago:
A person pouring a flammable liquid should never also use an ignition source. If anything is spilt on you while pouring, it makes it much more likely you’ll catch on fire.
If lighting something small you could open, pour close with one hand, and then use your other hand to light.
- Comment on France runs fusion reactor for record 22 minutes 11 months ago:
…you said 10 more years 50 years ago
- Comment on France runs fusion reactor for record 22 minutes 11 months ago:
And it only takes 22 seconds to consume.
- Comment on Elon Musk will withdraw bid for OpenAI's nonprofit if its board agrees to terms | TechCrunch 1 year ago:
- Comment on uninvited 1 year ago:
That’s right kids. You should always avoid alliteration!
- Comment on Dyk, Bobby? 1 year ago:
Jesus Christ what was I thinking! That would have hurt hell! Turns around
- Comment on her favourite colour is blue :) 1 year ago:
And now I have somewhat of a mess on my hands.
- Comment on flouride 1 year ago:
And both of these people telling me about fluoride in water are both experts in their field. One an expert toxicologist, and the other an expert liar. Now I don’t know what to believe.
- Comment on I feel you, green guy. 1 year ago:
Hey, never say never! The climate is changing after all…