jaemo
@jaemo@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Meta shareholders overwhelmingly rejected a proposal to explore adding Bitcoin to the company's treasury, with less than 1% voting in favor of the measure 4 days ago:
Canadian belly laugh
- Comment on Elon Musk's X temporarily down for tens of thousands of users 1 week ago:
Sweaty, stank-ass armpit if the internet. In a trench, doused in gasoline and set ablaze is the only outcome I will accept.
- Comment on What can US citizens do to fight/prevent their country enabling genocide? 3 weeks ago:
Learn basic electronics and how to solder to weaponize commercial drones.
- Comment on What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games? 4 weeks ago:
Oh man. For me, Tetris. Every time.
I get past the first dungeon no problems, and find the heart container, but as soon as I meet that old guy with his kite in the tree I’m lost. I think I need to craft a slingshot or something but I’ve no idea where to get the rubber for an elastic band.
- Comment on Farmers are making bank harvesting a new crop: Solar energy 4 weeks ago:
What you really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators.
- Comment on Kawasaki is developing a robot to be ridden like a horse - Asia Times 4 weeks ago:
Like the robass from “The Quest for Saint Aquin”. Not post-apoc at all.
- Comment on Mark Zuckerberg Thinks You Don't Have Enough Friends and His Chatbots Are the Answer 4 weeks ago:
Thanks, Cinco!
- Comment on Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads 1 month ago:
So should subtractions!
- Comment on Sales of Hard Drives for the End of the World Boom Under Trump 1 month ago:
I love this idea. I couldn’t help but think of the innernette though.
- Comment on An Alarming Number of Gen Z Ai Users Think It's Conscious 1 month ago:
It’s literally peaks and valleys of probability based on linguistic rules. That’s it. It is what’s referred to as a “Chinese room” in thought experiments.
- Comment on USA Unable to Make Drones Without Components From China 1 month ago:
It’s more like:
- the handgun is an Uzi
- the gun owner is senile and has tremors in their hands
- the foot is painted bright orange, is 10 sizes larger than average, and is dusted in a light seasoning of primacord.
- Comment on Tesla Slumps Below 50% Share of California's Electric Car Market 1 month ago:
Slumpers like to slump…slump…slump.
- Comment on Angry, disappointed users react to Bluesky's upcoming blue check mark verification system 1 month ago:
ARE WE LEARNING HOW “SOCIAL MEDIA” WORKS YET HUMANITY?
Seriously. How many more fucking times do we need to go around this goddamn merry go round until we just start calling each other on the phone and meeting face to face again. You know, where the only enshittification is the one you bring with you. It’s fucking boring me now, how many of these stupid ass things I didn’t join because I’ve already, apparently, gotten the memo and how, inevitably, something like this happens, and everyone acts surprised and disappointed , as though inevitability was a concept they felt they’d been given a sabbatical from or something.
This. Shit. Ain’t. Free. There is an inherent cost, an “effort” required to communicate with others. You pay it with money, time or privacy. The overwhelming choice lately has been “privacy”, but it’s obviously something that not everyone is comfortable with, because we didn’t have the term “enshittification” before we started this flavor of our collective idiocy.
- Comment on Tesla odometer uses “predictive algorithms” to void warranty, lawsuit claims 1 month ago:
They don’t install those in new cars, you need one made in the ol’factory.
- Comment on Trump administration orders halt to in-progress wind farm construction 1 month ago:
a foreigner
Oof. Masks off all up in here, I guess.
- Comment on There's a global pandemic somewhere just waiting for someone to do a dare 1 month ago:
Wasn’t this how “28 minutes later” started? They had a monkey they were playing truth, dare, double dare, promise or repeat with and bam. Angry plague!
- Comment on What host names do you use? 2 months ago:
cooking-phasersbaconaxefoot-therapyAre my current guys.
- Comment on Reddit will warn users who repeatedly upvote banned content 2 months ago:
Have you considered what drinking from that well is doing to your mental gut flora?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Wait, google does searches now too? Wow they have a service for everything.
- Comment on Reddit will warn users who repeatedly upvote banned content 2 months ago:
Uh…the “badge of honor” would have been quitting back during api-gate and not looking back. Getting banned now just means one participated after that time, providing spez with traffic and value, and helped normalize the behaviour that is only just now a bridge too far.
Today, a ban is the “conciliatory prize of not thinking ahead”.
- Comment on dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US? 2 months ago:
If you seriously think that this isn’t market manipulation then I’ve some lovely bridges you may be interested in acquiring for a low price!
- Comment on In January, billionaires amassed more wealth than the poorest third of humanity owns. 3 months ago:
Hear me out: the currency is to be made from the hide of billionaires.
- Comment on They seem to turn a blind eye to many things as long as you have a (R) next to your name and promise to hurt the right people. Must have missed that bible verse 3 months ago:
Honestly? No part of you thinks that they might just have a darker side that you’re uncomfortable contemplating exists? If so then you are far more optimistic about the human condition than I am. Not disagreeing with your assessment; you obviously know them. I’m just pessimistic that a contradiction of morality of such magnitude can inhabit a single person’s mind. It seems impossible to me to arrive at such conclusions and not have walked down some truly dark, evil paths.
- Comment on Tesla's market cap sinks below $1 trillion as stock slumps more than 8% 3 months ago:
Bigger fool theory.
- Comment on They seem to turn a blind eye to many things as long as you have a (R) next to your name and promise to hurt the right people. Must have missed that bible verse 3 months ago:
I will never understand how they fell for this.
They fell for nothing. This is the expression of their evil nature, full stop.
If anything you’re falling for their act! Stop assuming decency or rational self interest is at work in the math they do, it isn’t.
- Comment on US could cut Ukraine's access to Starlink internet services over minerals, say sources. 3 months ago:
Canadian. I’ve divested 100% of my meagre savings out of us stocks. USA is not a reliable trading partner, or a leader in anything anymore except deceit.
- Comment on ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online 3 months ago:
Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your “leadership”, the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.
Relax tho, Vanilla, I don’t want in. Actually you’d need a dump truck of gold bricks before I’d even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I’ve simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.
You’re dumpster-fire bouncers. That’s what we think of you.
- Comment on MIT builds swarms of tiny robotic insect drones that can fly 100 times longer than previous designs 3 months ago:
Yeah I was gonna say like why are we even workshopping the name with a winner like that. Get this employee a bonus check!
- Comment on Google officially changes the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America on Maps 3 months ago:
Cool.
In not at all related news disabling Google maps on your Android device can often be a source of delight! I never knew how capable organic maps was and it has a very nice auto integration.
- Comment on New bird flu variant found in Nevada dairy cows has experts sounding alarms: ‘We have never been closer to a pandemic from this virus’ 3 months ago:
Just in time for the hero to save the day with the ol’ UV lung-bleach-brush combo move and horse dewormer aperitif.
