jaemo

@jaemo@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(Rant) Don't buy Rockstar games.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Step one: put this on your tinder profile:

  I have been permanently locked out and actually impossible to play any Rockstar Social - walled game on Steam.

  Step two: reel’em in. You’re free now!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Our very own economic Butlerian jihad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perplexity AI is complaining their plagiarism bot machine cannot bypass Cloudflare's firewall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thirded. All three (Linux, FF, nexus)

  ZERO ISSUES.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US suspends visas for Gazans after far-right influencer posts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I hate this timetime!”

  “Is this real?!”

  Motherfuckers, this is a re-run

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but as a husband, we have waste heat to manage, plus just normal waste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SEC says it will deregulate cryptocurrencies with 'Project Crypto'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see we’re putting the crypto in cryptofascist.

  Or maybe it’s the other way around.

  Something something Venn diagram is a circle something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that because of the free surgery he’s going to give everyone who wears his obnoxious AI glasses and then subsequently gets punched in the face? Is that why we’re going to be at a disadvantage, Mark?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol wot. You think we wouldn’t get all caste system in this piece son?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, like, why learn how to split the atom if all we can do is splode stuff. It’s not like we can cure cancer or power things without emitting planet killing gasses or anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance meme⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all are making it so easy to keep these fuckin’ elbows up.

  President Rapist, Couchfucker Veep.

  This is America. It’s pitiable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk wants to rewrite "the entire corpus of human knowledge" with Grok⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  An interesting thought experiment: I think he’s full of shit, you think he’s full of himself. Maybe there’s a “theory of everything” here somewhere. E = shit squared?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The safest strategy with people like him is to assume there is no floor, and that for everyone else’s safety, he should be humanely put down on that floor next to his morality.

  And I mean put down in the sense we talk about our aged pets, and I know it’s truly better than he deserves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta shareholders overwhelmingly rejected a proposal to explore adding Bitcoin to the company's treasury, with less than 1% voting in favor of the measure⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Canadian belly laugh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk's X temporarily down for tens of thousands of users⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweaty, stank-ass armpit if the internet. In a trench, doused in gasoline and set ablaze is the only outcome I will accept.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can US citizens do to fight/prevent their country enabling genocide?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Learn basic electronics and how to solder to weaponize commercial drones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man. For me, Tetris. Every time.

  I get past the first dungeon no problems, and find the heart container, but as soon as I meet that old guy with his kite in the tree I’m lost. I think I need to craft a slingshot or something but I’ve no idea where to get the rubber for an elastic band.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Farmers are making bank harvesting a new crop: Solar energy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What you really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kawasaki is developing a robot to be ridden like a horse - Asia Times⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the robass from “The Quest for Saint Aquin”. Not post-apoc at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg Thinks You Don't Have Enough Friends and His Chatbots Are the Answer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, Cinco!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So should subtractions!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sales of Hard Drives for the End of the World Boom Under Trump⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love this idea. I couldn’t help but think of the innernette though.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An Alarming Number of Gen Z Ai Users Think It's Conscious⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s literally peaks and valleys of probability based on linguistic rules. That’s it. It is what’s referred to as a “Chinese room” in thought experiments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA Unable to Make Drones Without Components From China⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s more like:

  • the handgun is an Uzi
  • the gun owner is senile and has tremors in their hands
  • the foot is painted bright orange, is 10 sizes larger than average, and is dusted in a light seasoning of primacord.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Slumps Below 50% Share of California's Electric Car Market⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Slumpers like to slump…slump…slump.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Angry, disappointed users react to Bluesky's upcoming blue check mark verification system⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ARE WE LEARNING HOW “SOCIAL MEDIA” WORKS YET HUMANITY?

  Seriously. How many more fucking times do we need to go around this goddamn merry go round until we just start calling each other on the phone and meeting face to face again. You know, where the only enshittification is the one you bring with you. It’s fucking boring me now, how many of these stupid ass things I didn’t join because I’ve already, apparently, gotten the memo and how, inevitably, something like this happens, and everyone acts surprised and disappointed , as though inevitability was a concept they felt they’d been given a sabbatical from or something.

  This. Shit. Ain’t. Free. There is an inherent cost, an “effort” required to communicate with others. You pay it with money, time or privacy. The overwhelming choice lately has been “privacy”, but it’s obviously something that not everyone is comfortable with, because we didn’t have the term “enshittification” before we started this flavor of our collective idiocy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla odometer uses “predictive algorithms” to void warranty, lawsuit claims⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t install those in new cars, you need one made in the ol’factory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump administration orders halt to in-progress wind farm construction⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  a foreigner

  Oof. Masks off all up in here, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's a global pandemic somewhere just waiting for someone to do a dare⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t this how “28 minutes later” started? They had a monkey they were playing truth, dare, double dare, promise or repeat with and bam. Angry plague!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What host names do you use?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  cooking-phasers baconaxe foot-therapy

  Are my current guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit will warn users who repeatedly upvote banned content⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered what drinking from that well is doing to your mental gut flora?