yes
Me IRL
Submitted 10 months ago by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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colourlesspony@pawb.social 10 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How did you know I was masturbating?
You totally killed the mood.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This meme killed it for me as well, so I had to share.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thank you, that helps bring the mood back.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
While reading Lemmy comments?
squid_slime@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can you say it again but whisper it please
Blizzard6340@feddit.ch 10 months ago
Of course
lowleveldata@programming.dev 10 months ago
How else?
Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Jokes aside there’s really some truth in this. I’m not sure if it’s the dopamine or that I just need to disctract my mind away from the things that makes me anxious but I sure as hell don’t do it because I’m horny. I don’t even remember whst being horny feels like.
And no, I’m not one of those nofap/pornfree fanatics. For most people there probably is not an issue there. It’s only when you spend 6 hours several times a week doing something like this that you might start to consider this may not be good for you.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
i mean i think the problem is less whacking one out and more the fact that it’s what you have to resort to to bring some joy into your life
Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Well ofcourse it’s a combination of things but I feel like there something to the theory of how overstimulation like that drains your dopamine reserves (or something) and kind of makes you numb to more mundane positive experiences.
wildwhitehorses@aussie.zone 9 months ago
It’s that or be 300kg. Like not feeling horny, I swear I don’t feel hunger, I just eat to be happy. There is a balance between food and fapping.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Actually, I do believe it’s true, because I went through a phase like this where I wanted nothing else but sex and I masturbated a lot. Nothing else interesred me, everything else was stupid and boring. Turns out I was depressed, got medication for that, still take it and things just got back to normal.
But, I never understood why a depressed person would want to have sex so much and masturbate a lot… until I saw this, and then it clicked. I probably just needed the dopamine fix because that was the only thing that made me feel good.
Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Depression and anxiety definitely has something to do with it in my case but what’s weird is that I don’t have any desire for sex whatsoever. It’s 100% just a habit/addiction/distraction. I hardly even get any pleasure from it and without an exception feel absolutely shit afterwards. Then I hit rock bottom and stop doing it for few weeks but as the first signs of healing start appearing meaning I can feel the tiniest amount of horniness again I then relapse and the loop starts all over again.
Been without about a week now, again, and I’m about at the point where it starts getting hard again. By it I don’t mean IT.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ha joke is on you, my anti depressants don’t let me masturbate at all
colourlesspony@pawb.social 10 months ago
That sounds depressing
saltesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Deflating at least
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah, I need a wank.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Extra depressants
Ledivin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What if I just have ADHD and it’s the only way to generate dopamine anymore
tdawg@lemmy.world 9 months ago
have you met our lord and savory: rearranging your bedroom at 2am
Nikls94@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was scratching my balls and one thing led to another…
squid_slime@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This just makes me sad and need a wank :(
MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Why not both?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How else am I supposed to sleep?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
REAL TALK
Delphia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My man out here with the real questions.
1984@lemmy.today 10 months ago
They used to tell kids they would go blind of they do this. :)
ItsAFake@lemmus.org 10 months ago
It can be both, I can multitask.
Globeparasite@lemmy.world 9 months ago
reported for targeted harassment againt me
ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 10 months ago
abstractastronaut@lemmy.world 10 months ago
"Beax ya mea+ ya SocI DePle+c"
- A Modern Day Poet
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
and this kids, is why we use error correction
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Maybe being depressed is my kink, so both.
yamanii@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yes
bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You ain’t gotta call me out like that
hark@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Mostly because I’m horny but sometimes because I want an easier time going to sleep.
praxis_jack@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Too real
unreachable@lemmy.world 10 months ago
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
she cute
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
yes
zaphod@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Cuz I have restless leg syndrome and it won’t let me sleep otherwise.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m horny because I’m depressed and need the dopamine
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
I can be two things.
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m masturbating as of reading this.
occhionaut@lemmy.world 9 months ago
the mastertasker
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I feel like there are more choices like
Angry and need the distraction
ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 months ago
It's just something to do, you know?
milkytoast@kbin.social 10 months ago
wouldn't you like to know
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Yeah
MxM111@kbin.social 10 months ago
Yes, and everything in between and unrelated.
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
You forgot the "I need to sleep and the post nut nap is a good way to get sleep started option.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility “I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up.”
Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I’ve come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You’re fapping, not because you’re horny, but because of other reasons.
tdawg@lemmy.world 9 months ago
morning wank always leaves me in a weird head space. Like I’m up but I dont want to do anything
occhionaut@lemmy.world 9 months ago
i just call it “getting the lead out” lol
Huschke@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
honestly i just kind of figure that’s the natural sleep aid lol, especially if you’re having hanky panky with someone else and there’s some exercise involved
MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 9 months ago
holy relatable