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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You forgot the "I need to sleep and the post nut nap is a good way to get sleep started option.

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    • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility “I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up.”

      Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I’ve come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You’re fapping, not because you’re horny, but because of other reasons.

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      • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        morning wank always leaves me in a weird head space. Like I’m up but I dont want to do anything

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      • occhionaut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        i just call it “getting the lead out” lol

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    • Huschke@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        honestly i just kind of figure that’s the natural sleep aid lol, especially if you’re having hanky panky with someone else and there’s some exercise involved

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    • MaoZedongers@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      holy relatable

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  • colourlesspony@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    yes

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How did you know I was masturbating?

    You totally killed the mood.

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This meme killed it for me as well, so I had to share.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thank you, that helps bring the mood back.

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      While reading Lemmy comments?

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      • squid_slime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Can you say it again but whisper it please

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      • Blizzard6340@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Of course

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      • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How else?

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  • Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jokes aside there’s really some truth in this. I’m not sure if it’s the dopamine or that I just need to disctract my mind away from the things that makes me anxious but I sure as hell don’t do it because I’m horny. I don’t even remember whst being horny feels like.

    And no, I’m not one of those nofap/pornfree fanatics. For most people there probably is not an issue there. It’s only when you spend 6 hours several times a week doing something like this that you might start to consider this may not be good for you.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      i mean i think the problem is less whacking one out and more the fact that it’s what you have to resort to to bring some joy into your life

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      • Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well ofcourse it’s a combination of things but I feel like there something to the theory of how overstimulation like that drains your dopamine reserves (or something) and kind of makes you numb to more mundane positive experiences.

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      • wildwhitehorses@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s that or be 300kg. Like not feeling horny, I swear I don’t feel hunger, I just eat to be happy. There is a balance between food and fapping.

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Actually, I do believe it’s true, because I went through a phase like this where I wanted nothing else but sex and I masturbated a lot. Nothing else interesred me, everything else was stupid and boring. Turns out I was depressed, got medication for that, still take it and things just got back to normal.

      But, I never understood why a depressed person would want to have sex so much and masturbate a lot… until I saw this, and then it clicked. I probably just needed the dopamine fix because that was the only thing that made me feel good.

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      • Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Depression and anxiety definitely has something to do with it in my case but what’s weird is that I don’t have any desire for sex whatsoever. It’s 100% just a habit/addiction/distraction. I hardly even get any pleasure from it and without an exception feel absolutely shit afterwards. Then I hit rock bottom and stop doing it for few weeks but as the first signs of healing start appearing meaning I can feel the tiniest amount of horniness again I then relapse and the loop starts all over again.

        Been without about a week now, again, and I’m about at the point where it starts getting hard again. By it I don’t mean IT.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ha joke is on you, my anti depressants don’t let me masturbate at all

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    • colourlesspony@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That sounds depressing

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      • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Deflating at least

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      • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah, I need a wank.

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      • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Extra depressants

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  • Ledivin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What if I just have ADHD and it’s the only way to generate dopamine anymore

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    • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      have you met our lord and savory: rearranging your bedroom at 2am

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was scratching my balls and one thing led to another…

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  • squid_slime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This just makes me sad and need a wank :(

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  • MaoZedongers@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why not both?

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How else am I supposed to sleep?

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      REAL TALK

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    • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My man out here with the real questions.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They used to tell kids they would go blind of they do this. :)

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That was so wrong on so many levels if you ask me.

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      • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I know… :)

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  • ItsAFake@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It can be both, I can multitask.

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  • Globeparasite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    reported for targeted harassment againt me

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  • ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • abstractastronaut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      "Beax ya mea+ ya SocI DePle+c"

      • A Modern Day Poet
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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        and this kids, is why we use error correction

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  • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe being depressed is my kink, so both.

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  • yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You ain’t gotta call me out like that

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  • hark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mostly because I’m horny but sometimes because I want an easier time going to sleep.

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  • praxis_jack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Too real

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  • unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      she cute

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    yes

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  • zaphod@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cuz I have restless leg syndrome and it won’t let me sleep otherwise.

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m horny because I’m depressed and need the dopamine

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can be two things.

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  • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m masturbating as of reading this.

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    • occhionaut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      the mastertasker

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like there are more choices like

    Angry and need the distraction

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It's just something to do, you know?

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  • milkytoast@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    wouldn't you like to know

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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah

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  • MxM111@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, and everything in between and unrelated.

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