No way! At 40, I’m the perfect age to make TWO Microsofts! Or one Megahard!
Motivational
Submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wogi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Or conquer all of Asia and kill enough people, and cause enough children to be a significant part of the gene pool for thousands of years
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oppan Ghenghis style!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
I can make Orange. All we do is take other people’s ideas, make them look a little nicer and charge 1000% more.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
like the telephone company?
nolight@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’ve never seen capitalism explained better than this.
takeda@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also most of those “self made” billionaires already grew up in wealthy families.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah, the youngest ever (at the time, at least) “self made” billionaire was a fucking Kardashian!
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sadly, the age of garage tech startups is over, big tech made sure of that. They now just buy tech start ups with no intention of leveraging their innovations, but rather to maintain the status quo. Late stage capitalism…
phx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Garage tech startups where the garage belongs to your already upper-income-class parents
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
I know it’s not a business, but the whole fediverse gives “garage startup” vibes, and it’s refreshing.
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 11 months ago
no such thing as big tech. Just tech companies
Poggervania@kbin.social 11 months ago
Steve Jobs was 21 when he got Mike Markkula to invest a ton of money into incorporating Apple.
Bill Gates was 20 when he realized he came from a rich family thanks to his dad being a good lawyer and his mom was on a ton of Executice Boards.
7u5k3n@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ibm.
That’s how he got a hold of dos.
Rhaedas@kbin.social 11 months ago
IBM is how he got into the PC infrastructure via licensing. He saw what the execs didn't, that anyone could build hardware but what ran on it controlled the world. And I don't know how true it is, but my understanding is that Gates was so shrewd he bet on getting that agreement before he even had the software in hand. Which if true says even more about the IBM execs who agreed to something sight unseen.
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 11 months ago
Probably was the parents pushing him(and helping him ofc), but where is the “star child” history in that eh?
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Too lazy to give up, fuck it
Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 11 months ago
Don’t forget to mention that you were born 50 years too late on wrong part of the globe to wrong parents. Game was rigged from the start.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Silly. I gave up way before I was in my 20s.
uphillbothways@kbin.social 11 months ago
Someone's just going to steal whatever you make anyway.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Think outside of the box, make pear.
BenadrylChunderHatch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
MegaHard Pear.
Hyperreality@kbin.social 11 months ago
If you never try, you never have to give up.
MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah I’m too tired to give up
PugJesus@kbin.social 11 months ago
Joke's on you, I gave up long ago!
someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I believe these are known as demotivational posters.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I wasn’t planning on making a company like Apple or Microsoft, but thanks for the heads up, now I know I shouldn’t even bother 👍.
CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Elizabeth Holmes screeching noises
Quik@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Jokes on you, have years left until then.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
If you start a business in your garage, I want in.
Montagge@kbin.social 11 months ago
Gotta also be born into wealth so you can borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars from your family
deaf_fish@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Upvoating for comedy not accuracy.
It’s unlikely to create a successful business late in life, but not impossible. Best of luck to all who are giving it a shot!
DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
In all honesty the big market is basically full but nicht products still allow for small company creation
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That’s correct, thanks
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not for me.
TeaHands@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Never!
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 months ago
My internal monologue: “I’m not giving up, I can do this all day!”
“Yeah, I know! I know…”
nifty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I like to suffer tho
Heresy_generator@kbin.social 11 months ago
"You will never be happy :)"
MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 months ago
Starting with a small loan of $10 million, at 8% return, invested for 60 years, is all that is needed to be a billionaire.
Get rich parents that will loan their newborn $10 million.
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Here in Norway, a few years back, almost every news outlet had “guides” on how to buy your first apartment/house (buying a home became an integrated part of our economy after the war).
It was in the style of “if I can do it, anyone can”-interview with someone that just recently had bought their first home. The articles started pretty tame with clever tips where the boy/girl made coffee/lunch at home and saved a fortune. Sure. Nice tips on how to save money.
Then it usually escalated to get your parents to buy an apartment, rent it out and keep all the rent income while living for free at home. After a while, sell the apartment and buy a new one.
Pretty fucking horrifying that journalists thought: “yes, this is a good article to print. It will help people!”
jettrscga@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That reminds me of this savings plan from 10 year ago that McDonalds and Visa created to show people how you can live on ~$20k:
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They forgot to include food, among other wild inaccuracies. I love it when corporations helpful living tips.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That’s right, it’s not too late to get adopted by an oligarch