Bonus
Tromboner
Submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to [deleted]
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ZeroCool@feddit.ch 1 year ago
ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 1 year ago
Imagine having to finger your instrument’s clitorises for it to change notes.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And that’s not even touching what the French Horns are doing.
winky88@startrek.website 1 year ago
Twisted fister makes her moan so good.
0p3r470r@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You forgot the spit button, but yeah
Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
With a trombone you just change the jerking for fingering
RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Either way you’re blowing
SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a bassoon player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn’t matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.
Cort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t trumpets have a slide? Is this just slide envy?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah the third valve slide.
To this day I never understood it’s purpose as I’d lost the key ring to it and never used it.
My teacher said it was for getting the right tune when using the third valve yet my trumpet was always in tune even without using it.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 year ago
Trumpeteers are jelly because they don’t have an equivalent to Trombone Champ
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 year ago
What’s the difference? You’re blowing it anyway
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t even want to know what the French horn players are doing to their instruments…
SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I once had a friend that preferred dating French horn players. She liked the way they hold her.
WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 year ago
fingering it. We tend to be upbeat about it.
skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’m mainly a trumpet player, but I do have a horn and occasionally fill in at my community college band, fingering is apt but I would also add “gently kissing”.
gibmiser@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Violinist: sweats in vibrato
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Checkmate:
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why not just use an euphonium?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Because being direct about sexuality is far preferable than innuendo.
DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 1 year ago
In Italian that instrument is called “trombone a tiro” and, well, it has a resemblance with the slang verb “tr*mbare” for some reason that only today I have figured out.
dustyData@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You can say bad words on the internet, we promise we won’t tell you mom.
3arn0wl@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You know what they say : Trombonists do it in 7 positions.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Putting gang after your instrument was started by violin gang. Ling Ling > lung lung
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’ve never heard of “the rusty trombone”?
A7thStone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is that anything like the rusty venture?
bmsok@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s why they all have spit valves
dipshit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mastromboter
Zink@pawb.social 1 year ago
Imagine having to blow your instrument
this comment was made by percussion gang
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imagine having to bang your instrument
This comment was made by vocals gang
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Imagine eating ass With your instrument.
-autoharp gang
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imagine not having an instrument to bang
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fingerpiano gangBgugi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I know this comments wasn’t written by percussion gang because it isn’t in crayon and it uses words.
tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 year ago
I’d rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.
HubertManne@kbin.social 1 year ago
yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.
moody@lemmings.world 1 year ago
The rusty trombone is a classic.
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.