In light of what other’s have been memeing … it made me think.
If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?
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In light of what other’s have been memeing … it made me think.
If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?
Fire up the Quattro!
Switch to secret hyperjets!
Well what do we've got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
Smoke it (then I light a blunt)
don’t set off the smoke alarms
Just open an exterior window and wave the smoke out with your hand
I’d put on my tiny shorts and stand in front of the view screen waving a chequered flag.
I don’t know who you are … so this could either be very arousing, very strange or very disturbing
Por qué no los tres?
I know I'm beign a sourpuss, but I hate how much of a thing modern Trek has made this.
That's it. I'd say that every time.
Pull my finger
Dislocates your knuckle
WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!!
Sir, we’re being pursued by a Romulan vessel and need to go to warp eight!!
“This is the last time I use a Nausicaan helmsman!”
Fucking go already you fucking piece of shit!
I would install drag strip start light aka Christmas Tree on the bridge.
It would use the sounds from Atari 2600 Pole Position.
The countdown starts when I say
‘Computer, assume the position.’
I’ve always been a fan of “Make it Go”
But I think I’d prefer what someone else here said “don’t wait for my order, just move when we’re ready.”
“Let’s throw some coal in the boiler”
“Slap her fanny and make her jump”
“Suck it, physics!”
“Let’s mosey”
“Let’s Boogie, my dudes”
Everyone start making ‘vroom-vroom’ noises!
¡Ándele, pendejos!
All Spanish Engineering crew hyped up with double espressos and chocolate y churros: ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale! … loud dance music and a football match playing in the background … ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!
Crank it to 11.
If I’m feeling jinky I might go with Let’s get out of here Scoob.
Crank it to 11.
New ensign. Warp core explodes.
Starboat go brrrrrrrr
Make like a tree!
And get outta here
“Today, helm” would be fun every time there was someone new
Retreat!
“Begin!”
Chooch it!
Give me warp in the factor of… 5, 6, 7, 8
Gaan met die banaan!
Helm to 104
Steve@communick.news 11 months ago
I wouldn’t have one. It honestly always seemed silly to me. Unless I told the helmsman to wait for some reason, they should just go as soon as they’re ready. Why wait an extra moment just for me to say “go”?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Helmsman muttering under their breath: … why can’t we have a fun captain