Dibbs

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  oh I got tbe joke, nobody want to be an Iron

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  • ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip

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• Getallen@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why is there a dong cage?

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    because it’s 4pm honey…

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    • Getallen@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Its strapon time

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  • PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because it’s locktober. Lock your sissies up!

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• KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it

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  • lars@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m down to read your fanfic

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• Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Everyone knows the race car is the best.

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I beg to differ… It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win

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    • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because of the strap?

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  • gutternonsense@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    THIMBLE FOR LIFE

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• Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  …the penis?

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  • MashedTech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hmmm… If only it were a penis…

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• AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.

    I fully support the dog-hat swap!

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• sneezymrmilo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m disappointed in myself that I didn’t notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep…

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• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.

  Number 2

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck you. I’m always the dog.

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ok, I take the car or the magic hat.

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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Car 4 lyfe

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  • spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    True either dog or fingerhead

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    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve never heard someone call a thimble that.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What’s the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?

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  • thawed_caveman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The difference should be the size, but not all of us would know

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    • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One you can fit your cock in it and the other you can fit in your cock

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• atrielienz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wanna play with the dick cage.

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• Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.

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• Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m very sad Parker Brothers’ replaced the horse-and-rider with the chastity cage.

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s not a…why?

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wheelbarrow boys checking in

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  • Godort@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like to flip it upside down to make it into a battle-bot

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• PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Holup y do are there 2 thimbles???

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  • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They protect 2 different appendages silly

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    • PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      2 different fingers

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• deadcatbounce@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Top Hat.

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  • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Its soo far from being a sex aid it’s actually a sex hinderince

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    • deadcatbounce@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      … And that’s why average men and women got the vote in (UK) Representation of People Act 1918.

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• affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  i like to be shoe or dog, depending on my mood

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