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  • Candybar121@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    imagine making food so good, they model a whole country after you

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dude if they made a country based on Olive Garden it would be so hype

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  • FunnyUsername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Olive garden breadsticks taste like oven-baked Wonder bread with vegetable oil and table salt sprinkled on.

    The world is cuckoo bananas.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So let me clarify…I LOVE a lot of cheap, technically shitty quality foods. Fast food burger and fries?? I’m there. And I fucking love eating bread at restaurants.

      But I just do NOT understand the hype for Olive Garden bread sticks. They look and taste EXACTLY like a particular kind of cheese stuffed bread sticks (minus the cheese) that were mass produced and sold in public schools all throughout my childhood. They were tolerable but not great. When I first went to an Olive Garden I was transported back into grade school with the exact look and taste.

      I just don’t get it. Even shit-tier places like Little Caesars do bread sticks better.

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      • ThtCrzyBstrd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I would do borderline illegal things for some fucking Cra-z-bread.

        And while I understand where you’re coming from about Olive Garden’s sticks, I frankly don’t care. Those be some tasty mass produced bread product sticks, especially when dipped in their chicken & gnocchi soup. But I get it. The hype is too much for them to live up to. They were probably REALLY good about 20 or so years ago. Enshitification to cut costs.

        But today, I don’t care, I have a very unhealthy relationship with bread and will shove them in my face whenever I get the chance.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There salad is amazing though. I could eat bowl after bowl.

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      • FunnyUsername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Absolutely agreed 👌

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  • Keepitpushin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We have enough violence in the world right now, don’t involve the Italians too

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    • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They have a fascist government again, so I’d say it’s a little too late for that…

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Albania finally might have an use for all those bunkers

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    • supercriticalcheese@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Food is a dead serious matter in Italy!

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  • lutillian@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Today I learned Italy is the Ohio of Europe.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s a cruel fate.

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    • FedFer@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Wait what” -me, an italian

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh you think that’s a take? That’s nothing.

        Italian cuisine is distuinguished by one main thing, oily veggies on carbs. Yeah you got cured meat but so do everyone else. You’re the oily veggie boot.

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  • Murais@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Italy, but everything is made of hot dogs.

    Glizzaly.

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    • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thanks. I hate it.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Too bad Italy is a myth like Wyoming.

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    • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or Australia

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      • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        australia’s hoax Is so stupid, AM i right? liKe, how could you even lIve unDer the earth? They woulD be fallING into space

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We can dream

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    • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Drem but rel

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Red Lobster cheddar biscuits are so good, I wish Cheddar was a real place too.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If Olive Garden was my first experience with Italian food, I’d wish Italy didn’t exist.

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  • ThePantser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    italy is not, Italy is

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  • Techmaster@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Olive Garden is disgusting

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You better thank whatever pantheon you worship that Italy isn’t real

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    • ringwraithfish@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It used to be good. They went downhill at some point in the last 5-10 years. Their bread sticks always taste like store bought now and they got rid of my favorite meal (the steak gorgonzola Alfredo).

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      • Okkai@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Where do you think 99% of restaurants supply their food from? It’s all store bought. They just make it for you.

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      • Techmaster@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The last time they were halfway decent was back in the 90s. LOL

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    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Where else can you get a margarita and margherita?

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was eating at Olive Garden one time with a friend when he declared that Olive Garden restaurants consumed 20% of the world’s supply of black olives.

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  • tiziodcaio@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m ChatGPT, a computer program developed by OpenAI. I’m not an Italian guy or a human being because I’m a text-based AI model designed to generate responses based on the text input I receive and the vast amount of information I was trained on. My purpose is to assist and provide information, but I don’t have personal experiences or a physical presence like a human.

    /S I’m Italian, really

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    • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He no rel bro so sad :(

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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ITT, people writing Italy but pronouncing it Iddally

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    same but Jerma, I wish that funny little PSYCHO was real, the guy that KILLED 5 PEOPLE IN 1888 AND IS STILL AT LARGE

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    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I doubt he’s still at large 135 years later. He prolly dead.

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      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        that’s the joke

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It's so good, it makes me wish family were real.

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  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Eataly is a thing.

    www.eataly.com/us_en/stores/nyc-flatiron

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    • nekothegamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      it’s very real i saw it in rome once

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      • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Reminds of that old joke. You know what they call Chinese food in China? Food.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Worst pizza I ever had was in Rome. Probably because they tried to make an American pizza and failed.

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  • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Italiy but rel

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