VikingHippie

@VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you better be ready⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope it’s not the left one. I only had enough shaving cream left this morning to do two of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks capitalism, very nice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s what plants crave!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better than you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah? I’ve won the local bad decisions championship 9 times out of the last 10!

  The reason I didn’t win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and ended up sleeping through the whole, so I consider it a moral victory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no accidents⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm. Got Legionaire’s disease on my birthday. Getting older meant not being able to trust farts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep Sports Analysis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what if..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that just a hi-hat being played with these? Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No soap. It makes the children too slippery.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think THIS is distasteful, you should see what priest do…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta faces another EU privacy challenge over 'pay for privacy' consent choice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I like that the article consistently refers to Meta as what it is, an adtech giant that also runs social media platforms rather than the other way around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HP sued (again) for blocking third-party ink from printers, accused of monopoly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Except for the Brother printer everyone has. It just works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philly Streets Kensington by Channel 5⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, or put in another way: treating this health issue like a criminal one scares people away from seeking the help they need and exacerbates the socioeconomic issues that put people at greater risk of developing the disease that is addiction in the first place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philly Streets Kensington by Channel 5⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Needle exchanges and safe injection sites help a lot. Decriminalization if not full legalization like in Portugal would help even more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Right you are, Marie Condiment!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT support work be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Keepass

  For those who want to keep their ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh yeah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone DID see Elvis dying on this. That’s why it’s on sale at a reduced price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh yeah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duderon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Far from it, dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nic Cage through the years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Or his identical twin brother Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a sucker for big tree⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So THAT’S why I didn’t like that game!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaires are hoarding trillions in untaxed wealth. They want the Supreme Court to keep it that way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a classy-ass pineapple! 😄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, landlord!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t speak for the residents of your town, but I too would be delighted to see bird pictures everywhere 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, landlord!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Not many people know it, but penguins are excellent brick layers and if they were smart enough, ostruches and emus would make excellent guard birds! Also, kiwis are just adorably awkward, so they’re there to keep the morale up 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, landlord!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to be confused with Handsy Bill who’s serving 7 months at the local penitentiary.

• Checkmate, landlord!lemmy.wtf ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not say twice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Lovely bit of malicious compliance 😄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaires are hoarding trillions in untaxed wealth. They want the Supreme Court to keep it that way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the risk of doing anything satirical these days. Satire isn’t dead like some people say, it just has more booby traps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaires are hoarding trillions in untaxed wealth. They want the Supreme Court to keep it that way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  To quote Steven Tyler, ironically a hectomillionaire himself, from Eat The Rich:

  “My attitude may taste like shit, but goes real good with wine”

  I recommend a lighty chilled 2024 Mad Dog 20/20.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The more you know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! It’s been very tough to manage since then, but with the help of my GP, I’m dealing with it and things are definitely improving 🙂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weather app asking for permission to manage calls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple just remove features and charge more for something that is inherently similar to everything else they’ve ever done.

  Ah, the joys of walled garden consumer electronics!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weather app asking for permission to manage calls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  more processing power than 1970’s supercomputers.

  Doesn’t every computer and computer-like device for the last couple decades or more? Or is that the joke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The more you know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, I was on Zyprexa once. It completely removed my ability to feel full while I was on it, which in turn made my stomach capacity expand a lot from overeating 😔