VikingHippie
@VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on you better be ready 10 months ago:
I hope it’s not the left one. I only had enough shaving cream left this morning to do two of them.
- Comment on Thanks capitalism, very nice 10 months ago:
It’s what plants crave!
- Comment on Better than you 10 months ago:
Oh yeah? I’ve won the local bad decisions championship 9 times out of the last 10!
The reason I didn’t win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and ended up sleeping through the whole, so I consider it a moral victory.
- Comment on There are no accidents 10 months ago:
Can confirm. Got Legionaire’s disease on my birthday. Getting older meant not being able to trust farts.
- Comment on Deep Sports Analysis 10 months ago:
- Comment on what if.. 10 months ago:
Is that just a hi-hat being played with these? Image
- Comment on No soap. It makes the children too slippery. 10 months ago:
If you think THIS is distasteful, you should see what priest do…
- Comment on Meta faces another EU privacy challenge over 'pay for privacy' consent choice 10 months ago:
I like that the article consistently refers to Meta as what it is, an adtech giant that also runs social media platforms rather than the other way around.
- Comment on HP sued (again) for blocking third-party ink from printers, accused of monopoly 10 months ago:
Except for the Brother printer everyone has. It just works.
- Comment on Philly Streets Kensington by Channel 5 10 months ago:
Yeah, or put in another way: treating this health issue like a criminal one scares people away from seeking the help they need and exacerbates the socioeconomic issues that put people at greater risk of developing the disease that is addiction in the first place.
- Comment on Philly Streets Kensington by Channel 5 10 months ago:
Needle exchanges and safe injection sites help a lot. Decriminalization if not full legalization like in Portugal would help even more.
- Comment on I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant 10 months ago:
Right you are, Marie Condiment!
- Comment on IT support work be like 10 months ago:
Keepass
For those who want to keep their ass.
- Comment on Oh yeah 10 months ago:
Someone DID see Elvis dying on this. That’s why it’s on sale at a reduced price.
- Comment on Oh yeah 10 months ago:
- Comment on Duderon 10 months ago:
Far from it, dude.
- Comment on Nic Cage through the years 10 months ago:
Or his identical twin brother Image
- Comment on I'm a sucker for big tree 10 months ago:
So THAT’S why I didn’t like that game!
- Comment on Billionaires are hoarding trillions in untaxed wealth. They want the Supreme Court to keep it that way 10 months ago:
That’s a classy-ass pineapple! 😄
- Comment on Checkmate, landlord! 10 months ago:
I can’t speak for the residents of your town, but I too would be delighted to see bird pictures everywhere 😁
- Comment on Checkmate, landlord! 10 months ago:
Not many people know it, but penguins are excellent brick layers and if they were smart enough, ostruches and emus would make excellent guard birds! Also, kiwis are just adorably awkward, so they’re there to keep the morale up 😉
- Comment on Checkmate, landlord! 10 months ago:
Not to be confused with Handsy Bill who’s serving 7 months at the local penitentiary.
- Submitted 10 months ago to maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world | 8 comments
- Comment on I will not say twice 10 months ago:
Lovely bit of malicious compliance 😄
- Comment on Billionaires are hoarding trillions in untaxed wealth. They want the Supreme Court to keep it that way 10 months ago:
That’s the risk of doing anything satirical these days. Satire isn’t dead like some people say, it just has more booby traps.
- Comment on Billionaires are hoarding trillions in untaxed wealth. They want the Supreme Court to keep it that way 10 months ago:
To quote Steven Tyler, ironically a hectomillionaire himself, from Eat The Rich:
“My attitude may taste like shit, but goes real good with wine”
I recommend a lighty chilled 2024 Mad Dog 20/20.
- Comment on The more you know 10 months ago:
Thanks! It’s been very tough to manage since then, but with the help of my GP, I’m dealing with it and things are definitely improving 🙂
- Comment on Weather app asking for permission to manage calls 10 months ago:
Apple just remove features and charge more for something that is inherently similar to everything else they’ve ever done.
Ah, the joys of walled garden consumer electronics!
- Comment on Weather app asking for permission to manage calls 10 months ago:
more processing power than 1970’s supercomputers.
Doesn’t every computer and computer-like device for the last couple decades or more? Or is that the joke?
- Comment on The more you know 10 months ago:
Nah, I was on Zyprexa once. It completely removed my ability to feel full while I was on it, which in turn made my stomach capacity expand a lot from overeating 😔
