Techmaster

@Techmaster@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chick-Fil-A staff in the rain.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But then their fries are freaking disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A gel injected into the scrotum could be the next male contraceptive⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll just have to pee out of our butts like girls do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crypto genius⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to work and pay rent in prison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Cybertruck Is a Disappointment Even to Cybertruck Superfans / Looking at the specs alone, the car is delivering 30 percent less range than expected for 30 percent more money⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s shaped like the 1980s Dust Buster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Automakers must build cheaper, smaller EVs to spur adoption, report says⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In China they’re more like $1000

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The stainless steel body of Tesla's Cybertruck is reportedly leading to issues with gaps in between the panels⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Watch what happens when people eventually discover what completely flat panels of sheet metal do in heavy wind.

  There is literally a reason why no other auto manufacturer uses flat body panels on cars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Success is built through GAMBA⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others’ success.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Advertiser exodus expected to deeply impact X ad revenue, analysis indicates⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The advertisers are leaving Twixxer, but don’t worry, Elon, the Jews probably won’t replace them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New York intends to have electric air taxis by 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll believe it when I see it. (I won’t)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hey I wear bibs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  L I B!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of you shits need this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody knows you’re supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're going in the wrong direction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s designed to be controlled with only one hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  She sees things that other people don’t see.

  Like Jess Bezos’ penis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A photo of two guys who ran for political office. Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster) ran for the Green Party. Scary resemblance.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And he fucked an ostrich. Allegedly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petition demands that Microsoft extends Windows 10 support⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Basically Microsoft tends to release operating systems in a 2 stage cycle. Every other version of Windows does something new and innovative, and then the next version is more polished, stable, and normal.

  95 - new, innovative, and crappy
  98 - solid
  Then it got weird. They wanted to stop building the consumer version of Windows on top of DOS, and move it on to the NT kernel as 2000. The consumer version wasn’t ready by the deadline, so they released 2000 for business only, and released a new DOS based Windows Me.
  2000 - Really nice but boring. Extremely innovative new features for business use (Active Directory). The amount of work they put into Active Directory is probably why they didn’t have the new consumer friendly UI ready in time. It’s a rock solid OS but they significantly missed their goals.
  Me - Absolute garbage, a cash grab. They basically put something out to satisfy the bean counters since they couldn’t market NT to consumers yet.
  XP - They finally pulled it off, and it’s a pretty good OS that has the stability of NT, and all the multimedia features that consumers want.
  Vista - They rewrote a huge portion of NT to be 64 bit, require signed drivers, and be more stable. The release version was pretty crappy but after 1-2 service packs it was actually pretty decent. But by then its reputation was already tarnished, and overall it was innovative and crappy.
  7 - This was a very solid release.
  8 - Experimental implementation of adding a touch UI to Windows. They made a decent effort but it really felt like a tech demo and nobody recommended it for anything outside of tablet devices. It was dreadful for people using traditional mouse and keyboard.
  10 - Another solid OS. They basically took 7, added 8’s touch UI features, and figured out how to blend them without it being annoying. The touch interface doesn’t get in the way if you’re using keyboard and mouse, and vice versa.
  11 - I’m really not sure what the purpose of this OS is. I guess they’re experimenting with trying to make the Windows UI more Mac-like. The taskbar centers the icons by default so it looks like the MacOS dock, and they’re really pushing the new app store where all the apps have to be written with the newer UI libraries that work a lot more like mobile development platforms. So it really seems like Microsoft is planning for a future where Windows can run on many different types of devices and run the same apps. And Windows 11 is kind of a stepping stone to get there.
  So Windows 12 should be interesting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The first amendment disagrees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weezer straight up writing ads for audible.com⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They should have topped it off with 500 miles, my dawdurrrr, and maybe throw in mr Jones just to really dial up the pain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds like an amazing date night.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheaper too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weezer straight up writing ads for audible.com⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah…nowadays…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weezer straight up writing ads for audible.com⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Worse is Audible is about to put ads in their books.

  At least they aren’t putting Weezer songs in their books.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some Walmart employees say customers are getting hostile at self-checkout — and they blame anti-theft tech⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They even used to bring your groceries out to your car, put them in your trunk, and return the cart for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google has sent internet into ‘spiral of decline’, claims DeepMind co-founder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  These days, entrepreneur just means unemployed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty fly for a Venn diagram⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Butter + fly + knife = balisong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft’s $69bn deal to buy Call of Duty maker Activision Blizzard cleared by UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re well past that point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix to open branded retail stores for some reason⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Back then it was something to do. Now we’ve gotten rid of all those things to do for the sake of laziness, but we have nothing left to do but sit around the house and watch/play downloaded movies/games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not the only one with youtube problems then 😂⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Or they just make you take a quiz after the ad. If you get any questions wrong, then you have to watch another ad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ATDT5551212⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If you were REALLY cool you would ping people and tell their end to respond with ATH0 and suddenly you couldn’t ping them any more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Europe gives Elon Musk 24 hours to respond about Israel-Hamas war misinformation and violence on X⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s still playing that shitty game?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I accidentally removed the WHERE clause from my SQL query in a personal tool. Every row is now the same. I lost everything, have no backup, and I'm stupid.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s Microsoft SQL you should be able to replay the transaction log. But you should be doing something like daily full backups and hourly incremental or differential backups to avoid this situation in the first place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Only⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The last time they were halfway decent was back in the 90s. LOL