FunnyUsername
@FunnyUsername@lemmy.world
Hi, there! Hello, friend!
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I was born in 1989, so I am an ancient grandpa and demand respect for my lawn. (/s ya right like I own a house 😆)
(P.s. I am not a sexy hairy ripped daddy bear, but I do own a cat named Tammy 🐈⬛)
- Comment on The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made 7 hours ago:
i have 8 hours on my steam account. not a single chuckle.
- Comment on The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made 11 hours ago:
this game was so fucking depressing and bleak and full of downer characters and sub stories i stopped playing after 4 hours.
drama can be good. hardships make adventures exciting. but when the entire world is a hardship, I’d rather play something with more realistic variety.
- Comment on Sony calls Tencent game ‘slavish clone’ of Horizon in new lawsuit 5 days ago:
i hope this is a compliment because i love Aldi’s take on foods
- Comment on Duckstation(one of the most popular PS1 Emulators) dev plans on eventually dropping Linux support due to Linux users, especially Arch Linux users. 5 days ago:
this developer is a big prick. i had an issue (that turned out to be user error after getting help from another source) with the android version of duckstation so went to their discord for support. instead of offering any aid or insight, i was immediately stereotyped as “an android user” and told “we don’t offer tech support for android” basically for no other reason than “because android users bitch too much and then give you a bad review,” which is just kind of insane imo? there’s no downside to bad reviews like you’re not going to get delisted? anyways, completely not surprised to hear this from that ass.
- Comment on Hypothesis: Modern retro-inspired indies are much more enjoyable than the retro games themselves 5 weeks ago:
i don’t think so at all. i just played through Grandia for the first time in my life and really enjoyed it. i think your perspective is what makes the difference, but that’s also up to you.
- Comment on Uber’s algorithmic pricing leaves drivers and passengers worse off 5 weeks ago:
i live in a really great location for getting onto a bunch of different highways. because of this, ubers circle the area because they are closer to more things. it shows you the ubers in the area, and I will see like 8 or 9 going in circles, waiting. so i select the “wait and save” option on the app, because it’s 3 dollars less and figure the wait won’t be long because demand is low and there are plenty of drivers. nope. it literally just enabled a timer that didn’t put my order through until it was over. it wasn’t giving me a deal for being flexible with my pickup time, it was CHARGING ME 3$ just to have the privilege of them not withholding my service order arbitrarily.
fuck uber man that made me so mad
- Comment on YSK: WD-40 is perfect for removing adhesive left behind by stickers 1 month ago:
but goo b gone smells so good
- Comment on Konami Teases A Remake Of The Original Silent Hill 1 month ago:
I’m so tired of remakes and reboots y’all. it’s been like 20 years of this.
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike 1 month ago:
nice. I just cancelled mine.
- Comment on Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign 1 month ago:
frankly you seem to really care a lot about this topic and i was only making a passing remark on my personal experience, and I don’t really care to learn about the intricate differences between using ios and android. like at all. have a great day though!
- Comment on Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign 1 month ago:
they have been siphoning features off each other for so long, the differences are only splitting hairs imo.
- Comment on Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign 1 month ago:
i meant more like the ux, but yea also that stuff 😂
- Comment on Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign 1 month ago:
Android and ios are basically indistinguishable to me at this point
- Comment on Onimusha: Way of the Sword 2nd trailer 1 month ago:
oh, ya. Onimusha exists.
- Comment on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Surpasses 3.3 Million Copies in 33 Days 2 months ago:
i wasn’t interested in baldurs gate. I’m very picky about fantasy settings, but expedition 33 has such a great premise I was all in from the intro onward
- Comment on Alien Isolation VR is finally here with immersive motion controls and much more 2 months ago:
great. sit in a locker and wait for 20 minutes at a time, now in VR.
- Comment on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Surpasses 3.3 Million Copies in 33 Days 2 months ago:
i just started streaming this game today after avoiding nearly everything about it, and WOW!! so good already! something this good only comes out once every 5 or 10 years, assuming it keeps up at the same quality of everything I’ve seen so far. I’m only 4 hours in but very impressed by basically every category you can look at a game. and the entire premise being a hyper focused allegory for mortality itself that we all face is very clever, even if very bleak. i can’t wait to see where this game goes! if you wanna watch me on the expedition, hit up www.youtube.com/@crustyoldhuman www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
- Comment on Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut’s new scenes will give fans “refreshing” sense of closure, according to cast 2 months ago:
wasn’t yakuza 0 itself already basically a directors cut compared to the original yakuza? what even is this. fuck off.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
i already know how to cut an avocado, i was saying these directions are not great at the one specific area people have trouble with, the pit removal. the graphic and instructions do not help and are confusing unless you already understand the method. “firmly embed the blade into the pit by hitting it downward with your palm, then twist the pit out once it’s attached to the knife” is more in line with what they need to hear
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
the most confusing part of this process is no clearer in this graphic. “wack knife with heal of hand and twist” and all it shows is the knife sitting on top of the pit? wtf does “wack knife with heal of hand and twist” mean? where do we wack the knife? twist what? the knife?? god i hate this post
- Comment on ‘Elden Ring’ Movie in the Works From ’Civil War’ Director Alex Garland, A24 2 months ago:
i agree i immediately do not care about franchise products these days
- Comment on "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books" 2 months ago:
i promise you’ll be able to trace her ass crack through her jeans
- Comment on The Witcher III is currently on sale for 3€ until 25th May 2 months ago:
35 years old and this is one of the most overrated franchises I’ve ever touched.
- Comment on In a few years, new smartphones will be as big and heavy as the first cell phones. 2 months ago:
welcome to being older
- Comment on Google is killing privacy sandbox in Chrome. 3 months ago:
this makes me so mad
- Comment on Advanced OpenAI models hallucinate more than older versions, internal report finds 3 months ago:
it’s not a pacemaker though, it’s a hammer. and sometimes the head flies off a hammer and hits someone in the skull. but no one disputes the fact that hammers are essential tools.
- Comment on Advanced OpenAI models hallucinate more than older versions, internal report finds 3 months ago:
you’re getting down voted because you accurately conceive of and treat LLMs the way they should be—as tools. the people down voting you do not have this perspective because the only perspective pushed to people outside of a technical career or research is “it’s artificial intelligence and it will revolutionize society”. This is essentially propaganda because the real message should be “it’s an imperfect tool like all tools but boy will it make getting a lot of certain types of work done way more efficient so we can redistribute our own efforts to other tasks quicker”
- Comment on Hungary’s Musical Road plays a melody through your car tyres as you drive—an amazing fusion of road design and sound engineering. 3 months ago:
i imagine this would be fun once when novel and then very irritating every other time
- Comment on Airbnb will now show users the total cost of their stay right away 3 months ago:
i don’t think people need to justify Airbnb’s, it’s a great alternative to a hotel for many reasons including those you listed. What needs to be addressed is the damage the shareholders who are running the company are doing to society. let’s not give them too much credit about this choice: they are still sucking up homes from homeowners and removing money from the middle class. they only made this change because someone realized it will make them more money.
- Comment on LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions 3 months ago:
if it’s anything like the other ai features they offer, it will be garbage and never work and slow everything down