FunnyUsername
@FunnyUsername@lemmy.world
Hi, there! Hello, friend!
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I was born in 1989, so I am an ancient grandpa and demand respect for my lawn. (/s ya right like I own a house 😆)
(P.s. I am not a sexy hairy ripped daddy bear, but I do own a cat named Tammy 🐈⬛)
- Comment on Uber’s algorithmic pricing leaves drivers and passengers worse off 23 hours ago:
i live in a really great location for getting onto a bunch of different highways. because of this, ubers circle the area because they are closer to more things. it shows you the ubers in the area, and I will see like 8 or 9 going in circles, waiting. so i select the “wait and save” option on the app, because it’s 3 dollars less and figure the wait won’t be long because demand is low and there are plenty of drivers. nope. it literally just enabled a timer that didn’t put my order through until it was over. it wasn’t giving me a deal for being flexible with my pickup time, it was CHARGING ME 3$ just to have the privilege of them not withholding my service order arbitrarily.
fuck uber man that made me so mad
- Comment on YSK: WD-40 is perfect for removing adhesive left behind by stickers 2 days ago:
but goo b gone smells so good
- Comment on Konami Teases A Remake Of The Original Silent Hill 1 week ago:
I’m so tired of remakes and reboots y’all. it’s been like 20 years of this.
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike 1 week ago:
nice. I just cancelled mine.
- Comment on Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign 1 week ago:
frankly you seem to really care a lot about this topic and i was only making a passing remark on my personal experience, and I don’t really care to learn about the intricate differences between using ios and android. like at all. have a great day though!
- Comment on Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign 1 week ago:
they have been siphoning features off each other for so long, the differences are only splitting hairs imo.
- Comment on Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign 2 weeks ago:
i meant more like the ux, but yea also that stuff 😂
- Comment on Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign 2 weeks ago:
Android and ios are basically indistinguishable to me at this point
- Comment on Onimusha: Way of the Sword 2nd trailer 2 weeks ago:
oh, ya. Onimusha exists.
- Comment on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Surpasses 3.3 Million Copies in 33 Days 4 weeks ago:
i wasn’t interested in baldurs gate. I’m very picky about fantasy settings, but expedition 33 has such a great premise I was all in from the intro onward
- Comment on Alien Isolation VR is finally here with immersive motion controls and much more 4 weeks ago:
great. sit in a locker and wait for 20 minutes at a time, now in VR.
- Comment on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Surpasses 3.3 Million Copies in 33 Days 4 weeks ago:
i just started streaming this game today after avoiding nearly everything about it, and WOW!! so good already! something this good only comes out once every 5 or 10 years, assuming it keeps up at the same quality of everything I’ve seen so far. I’m only 4 hours in but very impressed by basically every category you can look at a game. and the entire premise being a hyper focused allegory for mortality itself that we all face is very clever, even if very bleak. i can’t wait to see where this game goes! if you wanna watch me on the expedition, hit up www.youtube.com/@crustyoldhuman www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
- Comment on Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut’s new scenes will give fans “refreshing” sense of closure, according to cast 4 weeks ago:
wasn’t yakuza 0 itself already basically a directors cut compared to the original yakuza? what even is this. fuck off.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
i already know how to cut an avocado, i was saying these directions are not great at the one specific area people have trouble with, the pit removal. the graphic and instructions do not help and are confusing unless you already understand the method. “firmly embed the blade into the pit by hitting it downward with your palm, then twist the pit out once it’s attached to the knife” is more in line with what they need to hear
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
the most confusing part of this process is no clearer in this graphic. “wack knife with heal of hand and twist” and all it shows is the knife sitting on top of the pit? wtf does “wack knife with heal of hand and twist” mean? where do we wack the knife? twist what? the knife?? god i hate this post
- Comment on ‘Elden Ring’ Movie in the Works From ’Civil War’ Director Alex Garland, A24 4 weeks ago:
i agree i immediately do not care about franchise products these days
- Comment on "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books" 4 weeks ago:
i promise you’ll be able to trace her ass crack through her jeans
- Comment on The Witcher III is currently on sale for 3€ until 25th May 5 weeks ago:
35 years old and this is one of the most overrated franchises I’ve ever touched.
- Comment on In a few years, new smartphones will be as big and heavy as the first cell phones. 5 weeks ago:
welcome to being older
- Comment on Google is killing privacy sandbox in Chrome. 2 months ago:
this makes me so mad
- Comment on Advanced OpenAI models hallucinate more than older versions, internal report finds 2 months ago:
it’s not a pacemaker though, it’s a hammer. and sometimes the head flies off a hammer and hits someone in the skull. but no one disputes the fact that hammers are essential tools.
- Comment on Advanced OpenAI models hallucinate more than older versions, internal report finds 2 months ago:
you’re getting down voted because you accurately conceive of and treat LLMs the way they should be—as tools. the people down voting you do not have this perspective because the only perspective pushed to people outside of a technical career or research is “it’s artificial intelligence and it will revolutionize society”. This is essentially propaganda because the real message should be “it’s an imperfect tool like all tools but boy will it make getting a lot of certain types of work done way more efficient so we can redistribute our own efforts to other tasks quicker”
- Comment on Hungary’s Musical Road plays a melody through your car tyres as you drive—an amazing fusion of road design and sound engineering. 2 months ago:
i imagine this would be fun once when novel and then very irritating every other time
- Comment on Airbnb will now show users the total cost of their stay right away 2 months ago:
i don’t think people need to justify Airbnb’s, it’s a great alternative to a hotel for many reasons including those you listed. What needs to be addressed is the damage the shareholders who are running the company are doing to society. let’s not give them too much credit about this choice: they are still sucking up homes from homeowners and removing money from the middle class. they only made this change because someone realized it will make them more money.
- Comment on LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions 2 months ago:
if it’s anything like the other ai features they offer, it will be garbage and never work and slow everything down
- Comment on One of the best on N64 2 months ago:
oh snap, turns out I have all these versions! which would be good to start with? I know nothing about the entire franchise
- Comment on Nintendo confirms $90 price for full Breath of the Wild experience on Switch 2 2 months ago:
that’s gunna be a lot of sad kids on Christmas when the great depression 2 has settled in
- Comment on One of the best on N64 2 months ago:
i recently got a retro handheld and loaded it with full libraries in case i ever randomly want to play something from the past without any fuss.
put this game in my favorites list to check out! never heard even a single thing about it and would have dismissed it based on title and cover.
- Comment on A retro gaming handheld console has been amazing for me and I want to recommend it 2 months ago:
i got a Powkiddy rgb20sx and I LOVE IT. SO MUCH.
i agree with everything you said, they take some willingness to tinker but boy is the payoff worth it. now that i have the library set up i can swap it out with any device and play anything in the future. i was never a big fan of portable consoles, but having all the retro titles in one little machine is just such a perfect thing. i only paid 60 bucks for my powkiddy, worth every penny
- Comment on Scientists create world-first touchable 3D holograms that float in air 2 months ago:
i took “touchable” to mean you could literally feel the shape with your senses, but it appears what they are saying is it’s a way to interact with it, via pass through in various ways, etc. still pretty cool though