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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Fmstrat@lemmy.world ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    A true shitpost?

    Chuck Norris’ brand of toilet paper failed.

    It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Memes always move faster than news

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    • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I get at least half of my breaking news in meme form

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      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Woah me too. This is the first I’ve heard of his death. Yesterday I swear I saw a news article something about he was in Hawaii and was rushed to the hospital for some reason.

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    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah

      Wait…

      Oh :(

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  • NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That nazi can rest in piss

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    • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At least now he’s one of the good ones

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    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nazi?

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      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Norris and his wife, Gena, appeared in a 2012 political ad warning that if President Barack Obama was reelected, it would lead the country down a path of “1,000 years of darkness”.

        Endorsement of Roy Moore: In 2017, Norris endorsed Roy Moore in the Alabama Senate race, standing by him despite serious allegations of sexual misconduct against Moore.

        Support for Ted Cruz and Conspiracy Fears: In 2015, Norris expressed fear that the federal government was planning a takeover of Texas, calling on officials to investigate the “Jade Helm 15” military exercise.

        Opposition to Evolution: Norris has openly spoken against the teaching of evolution, arguing for the teaching of creationism in schools.

        Political Shift: Norris stated in 2014 that he was once a Democrat but switched to the Republican Party because he believed the Democratic Party had moved too far to the left.

        Norris has continued to voice his political opinions through a regular column for WorldNetDaily, a right-wing media website.

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      • nukeforyou@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        y’all qaeda

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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just send this meme to my group of friends chat and just now they discovered that he was a piece of shit.

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  • Ignis@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Chuck Norris is an asshole

    youtu.be/1pnFg0Sp2Xw

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  • username_1@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The only power that could have saved us from this is the Chuck Norris himself. But he’s dead.

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  • SterileSullage@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, of course this is how I find out.

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    • JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same

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      • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s strange how celebrities always die when I’m on the toilet.

        Here’s one for you Turd Norris.

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  • dsilverz@calckey.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    @shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works @lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

    Quotting my own microblogging post from minutes ago when I learned about the death:

    Year's 2026. Chuck Norris, yes, that Chuck Norris, just died. Chuck Norris, the Chuck Norris, died, could you imagine it? Yeah, welcome to 2026. It's still March... Miss 2020 already? You should!
    Person was a fash, but to me art isn't the artist, so when it comes to the fictional , "invincible" character, it's quite a symbolical death... Are y'all ready for the remaining of 2026? It sure gonna be M.A.D. (not just "mad")!

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  • ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yup

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  • CptInsane0@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I plan to celebrate when Trump dies. This man was no better. Good riddance.

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  • mouse@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    chuck norris sucks. bye bitch.

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Barrens Chat must be fucking nuts right now…

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  • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One of the seals holding the old reality together while the new one develops, Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White have all departed the coil. Once Harvey Keitel decides his time is up the world will complete its metamorphosis into a a brave new utopia

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White

      Whoa, one of them is not like the others.

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      • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Are you talking about the gorilla, the asshole fuck ass conservative, or Betty White?

        Norris sucked as person a lot as an asshole Texas macho conservative, and at the same time Bowie and Prince are almost guaranteed to have done sex crimes in some capacity.

        His shittiness doesn’t change the fact that he was part of the prophecy!

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    • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You forgot one

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      • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He was the herald to mark the beginning but not one of the seals

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, the churn has started…

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh noo, it was bad enough the first time around.
    The silly jokes spread to boomers & just wouldn’t die, unlike Norris.

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Chuck Norris bout to roundhouse kick god for fucking it all up.

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If Jesus was truly the son of god / some aspect of a god and hell exists, that’s where Chuck Norris is.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just tried to google Chuck Norris but my phone autocorrected to Chuck Biceps.

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