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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Go drink your mother’s breast milk and then come back!

  wot

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  • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I suppose that’s probably a way of calling them a baby?

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Specifically a cranky baby, which is hilarious. “Maybe mommy’s milk will settle you down” is my interpretation.

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh it’s a good one. Like I might use that. Like damn. Say “grow up” but utterly roast the person while you do it!

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You heard the book!

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know what? I would love to go home and masturbate! But no! I still have four hours left at my stupid job! Can I leave early? Nope! Can I masturbate at work? Not today! So thanks for that useless little suggestion. 😤

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  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can I masturbate at work? Not today!

    Sounds like an attitude problem 😆

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  • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe ask your boss for help, they might be able to provide you with some stimulating materials or even provide a helping hand. It might feel a little strange but look at it from your boss’s perspective. If you spend your time masturbating in the office bathroom then there’s no reason for you to go home, so naturally your productivity will increase.

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week. 

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can I masturbate at work? Not today!

    Oh no, did the boss take the doors off the stalls again?

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Go home and masturbate

  Who told you my weekend plans?!

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The last 51 weekends told me. Burn

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• VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You look like a penis!

  1000032289

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Go home and masturbate.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sigh… unzips

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I said go home

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Son of an idiot is a cute insult

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You would say that, knowing your dad

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I only know 5 words of Polish, and 3 of them are swears

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  • Pat@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nie mowie po polsku

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cyka blyat. Pichka. Zhopa. Popa. Siski.

  Peech-ka ti materna.

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bro, you look like a penis

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• Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This checks out with some of the casts I’ve seen of Korean Starcraft players.

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  개새끼 or just 새끼 seem to be much more popular instead of 바보 새끼. And a lot of people will just say 씨 instead of 씨발.

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• uzay@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Making out must mean something else in Korea

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• libre_warrior@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah! If it isnt the American Phonetic Alphabet.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    musicbrainz.org/…/5062bab4-153f-48d4-a6db-813a898…

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The highlight for me is how you can go “You (man), you (woman)” and sound like you’re just making scifi noises. Nyuhn nyuhn nyuhn nohm!

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