Lemmy is a kind of slow paced place and really needs content, so I wonât complain about someone taking action.
Thank you for your service.
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Lemmy is a kind of slow paced place and really needs content, so I wonât complain about someone taking action.
Thank you for your service.
i appreciate you violet. youâre unhinged in the fun way.
You donât get to 47 followers without making enemies
I donât get to 47 followers at all
We are not the same
We donât even have followers on Lemmy afaik
No but I had a mastodon account and I have like 12 subscribers on YT so it checks out
It is impossible to get to 47 followers without making enemies. Thus, everyone with 47 followers has made enemies. Put another way, if you havenât made enemies, you havenât done the bare minimum required to eventually get 47 followers.
46 and itâs all friendly for you tho
True and itâs a vicious cycle. 2 albums, 1 game, soundtracks for a handful of games, and a bunch of videos, all of which struggle to crack the 2 digits, making stuff is very demoralizing for me so I donât make as much stuff as Iâd like etc etc
CCP incel
Canât count the number of times Iâve seen âYouâre a secret agent of an enemy government!â in a shit flinging fight between two assholes on Reddit Lemmy.
cherry on top is that I donât even talk politics
Iâve seen your posting history. Being this horny is political.
I donât even talk politics
convenient position for a white cishet christian male in the middle of America with a steady income. đđ€
Thatâs impossible
Im so secret, not even my evil overlords know I work for them.
Unfortunately that means they donât pay me either.
Depending on which overloads you work for, you are being paid, just in experience, glory, honour, divine rewards in the hereafter, or satisfaction for your contributions to then permanent revolution.
WE SEE EVERYTHING!
WE HEAR EVERYTHING!
WE KNOW EVERYTHING!
Because youâre an Austrian asset and an infiltrator.
Please donât tell Robespierre
FSB trolls are a real thingâŠ
Oh absolutely. I hear Vladimir Putin has an entire division dedicated to posting on Lemmy
incel on one post, sexist against men on anotherâŠ
Personally, I love ur posts lol
I wish there was more horny posting abt men in general :3
here is my favorite message (this was on my old account @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works)
Iâm like 50/50 on this account being a dude or actually just a horny teenage girl with daddy issues and then thereâs that <1% wildcard chance that itâs a honeytrap account. Itâs the internet, who knows
Whatâs the trap, though? Is this eventually gonna become a patreon where we can pay $1/month for some shitposts?
I mean probably just the usual, get you to send videos of you jerking yourself off and then asking for crypto ransom or just in general fucking with a leftist community? Again very unlikely that someone would make all this effort but also Iâve seen crazier stuff in the internet
Iâm already going âwhat is the actual goal?â.
Your posts are tuff keep going
Back in my day you could say literally anything online and pull the old âcall the internet policeâ line and nothing would happen.
Not saying it should go back to that or anything, but i gotta admit it was the wild west for a teenager on the internet in the early 2000s lol.
Okay and what happens nowadays?
I mean Iâm not disagreeing, I was there as a teenager back then as well, I 'member. But what happens to them now?
Even if all of that is true your average post is more fun than theirs.
Fumoposting is the most accurate measure of basedness đż
The list of things Iâve been accused of being is long, and often contradictory.
Technically, you are a ragebaiter if people are enraged by what you post, even if you didnât intend it as ragebait. Simply because you succeeded in getting people enraged. Itâs annoying and stupid, but you could also just wear the ragebaiter badge with pride, knowing that you existing and being you pisses people off. No higher honor, in my opinion, than the spiteful existence.
Unless itâs intentional, itâs not rage"bait"
I wasnât excepting a touhou reference here
WhoâŠhowâŠwhat?
Thatâs wild. Im sorry OP, we all know youâre actually a Flying Spaghetti Monster here to bless us w the hornyposting đ hopefully you get the recognition you deserve đđȘœ
Had to drive an entire school bus off a cliff to get 47 agentâs following me, including agent 47.
Question is: what is the goal here? What do you actually want?
Attention and entertainment. And, seeing how she hasnât really said anything too evil or triggering, I donât really mind (sheâs also just 18, lol). Sheâs even made me giggle a couple of times. đ€·
Attention and entertainment desired? On social media? Thatâs just plain wrong.
blarghly@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Your hornyposting is the positivity I need in my life. Please never change.